【Wang Haoran OffiCial: Bro Bai, I’m sweating buckets】
【Crispy White Goose: ?】
【Crispy White Goose: Told you before, you should get out and exercise sometime. Don’t be the guy who’s drenched in sweat just from "rewarding" himself in the dorm.】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: ??】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: What the hell—no, I mean, remember after we parted ways at Tianrong Ancient City? Hu went to a bar with the locals, right? He hit on a girl who’s apparently a hardcore "teardrop" type...】
【Crispy White Goose: How hardcore?】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: Loves Kuromi, Monster Energy, knife modifications...】
【Crispy White Goose: [White Goose_ThumbsUp]】
【Crispy White Goose: Life’s complete.】
【Crispy White Goose: Quick, send Hu some beginner’s guide to "teardrop" culture. With his IQ, he’ll get it.】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: LMAO, if even Meme Encyclopedia says so... Will he really?】
【Crispy White Goose: Well, he uses Sennheiser headphones, so he’s gotta be sharper than those Magotan-driving dudes... right?】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: [Eternal Taffy_Indeed]】
Wang Haoran put down his phone.
He glanced at Chu Mingzhe.
His eyes filled with pity.
Ah, Bro Bai really values loyalty—still trying to save his roommate from cringe.
A true troll would’ve just watched the train wreck.
So Wang Haoran found an explainer video and tossed it into the dorm group chat.
Then left it at that.
Meanwhile, Su Bai was soaking in the tub of his hillside duplex.
...
And just as Su Bai lounged in the bath, Zhou Jialu arrived.
...
"Isn’t massage the maid’s job?"
"They’re just playing around—zero therapeutic value. Mine’s professional technique."
"Really professional?"
"Mhm!"
Zhou Jialu nodded proudly.
As if those days of butler training hadn’t crammed her head full of absurd skills.
Ridiculous. More practical than spy school.
Su Bai could tell Zhou Jialu was flexing her skills, lowkey spurred by competition with the Wan sisters.
What the girls call "fierce femme rivalry."
Yay, femme-on-femme combat!
It’s simple logic.
Say a guy’s got two girls chasing him—they’ll inevitably one-up each other to prove who can spoil him better.
The man’s role? Smile and enjoy the show.
"You can’t stop me from upgrading, can you?"
...
What nonsense!
This was classic Su Bai—so shameless it looped back to hilarious.
Things often reverse at extremes; his over-the-top audacity made it hard for Zhou Jialu to even dislike him.
Transparently rakish, yet undeniably capable of supporting a whole harem of beauties.
...
The patter of the shower blended with the soft music from the bathroom’s built-in sound system, weaving a cocoon of romantic tranquility.
This luxury was next-level—Zhou Jialu had never imagined bathing could feel this decadent.
Most homes don’t wire surround sound into their bathrooms during renovations.
It takes specialized acoustics, custom layouts.
With audio gear, environmental tuning makes or breaks the experience.
This kind of special renovation is quite expensive.
It goes to show that the specifications of the mountain-water townhouse are truly top-tier.
Su Bai mused that once he picked out a villa, he’d also install premium audio systems in the bathroom.
Speaking of which, with 200 million in cash now at his disposal, he felt that after buying a property in Jiangcheng, his funds would continue to grow—enough to consider investing in luxury real estate in first-tier cities.
Hmm, not just domestically.
Eventually, he’d buy a luxury home in every "first-tier city" around the world.
He wanted to experience different climates, cultures, and landscapes.
Truth be told, Su Bai was genuinely interested in this.
He’d loved studying geography since childhood.
"Hey, junior, why aren’t you paying attention?"
...
The next day.
Early morning.
Su Bai woke up at 6:30 and by 7 a.m., he was already darting around the members-only pool at the Ascott Residence Plaza.
Like a diligent barracuda.
Barracuda is a fish that’s perfect for braising. Mid-swim, Su Bai thought of it and messaged the Ascott’s guest services from the poolside, requesting braised barracuda for breakfast.
They replied promptly, assuring him the Chinese restaurant would prepare it.
Eating braised fish for breakfast might sound odd, but not really.
After all, morning-market fish are always the freshest.
And Su Bai’s appetite was unstoppable.
Freshly killed and braised barracuda, paired with a bowl of hot dry noodles.
Pure satisfaction.
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.
