【Wang Haoran OffiCial: Bro Bai, I’m sweating buckets】
【Crispy White Goose: ?】
【Crispy White Goose: Told you before, you should get out and exercise sometime. Don’t be the guy who’s drenched in sweat just from "rewarding" himself in the dorm.】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: ??】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: What the hell—no, I mean, remember after we parted ways at Tianrong Ancient City? Hu went to a bar with the locals, right? He hit on a girl who’s apparently a hardcore "teardrop" type...】
【Crispy White Goose: How hardcore?】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: Loves Kuromi, Monster Energy, knife modifications...】
【Crispy White Goose: [White Goose_ThumbsUp]】
【Crispy White Goose: Life’s complete.】
【Crispy White Goose: Quick, send Hu some beginner’s guide to "teardrop" culture. With his IQ, he’ll get it.】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: LMAO, if even Meme Encyclopedia says so... Will he really?】
【Crispy White Goose: Well, he uses Sennheiser headphones, so he’s gotta be sharper than those Magotan-driving dudes... right?】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: [Eternal Taffy_Indeed]】
Wang Haoran put down his phone.
He glanced at Chu Mingzhe.
His eyes filled with pity.
Ah, Bro Bai really values loyalty—still trying to save his roommate from cringe.
A true troll would’ve just watched the train wreck.
So Wang Haoran found an explainer video and tossed it into the dorm group chat.
Then left it at that.
Meanwhile, Su Bai was soaking in the tub of his hillside duplex.
...
And just as Su Bai lounged in the bath, Zhou Jialu arrived.
...
"Isn’t massage the maid’s job?"
"They’re just playing around—zero therapeutic value. Mine’s professional technique."
"Really professional?"
"Mhm!"
Zhou Jialu nodded proudly.
As if those days of butler training hadn’t crammed her head full of absurd skills.
Ridiculous. More practical than spy school.
Su Bai could tell Zhou Jialu was flexing her skills, lowkey spurred by competition with the Wan sisters.
What the girls call "fierce femme rivalry."
Yay, femme-on-femme combat!
It’s simple logic.
Say a guy’s got two girls chasing him—they’ll inevitably one-up each other to prove who can spoil him better.
The man’s role? Smile and enjoy the show.
"You can’t stop me from upgrading, can you?"
...
What nonsense!
This was classic Su Bai—so shameless it looped back to hilarious.
Things often reverse at extremes; his over-the-top audacity made it hard for Zhou Jialu to even dislike him.
Transparently rakish, yet undeniably capable of supporting a whole harem of beauties.
...
The patter of the shower blended with the soft music from the bathroom’s built-in sound system, weaving a cocoon of romantic tranquility.
This luxury was next-level—Zhou Jialu had never imagined bathing could feel this decadent.
Most homes don’t wire surround sound into their bathrooms during renovations.
It takes specialized acoustics, custom layouts.
With audio gear, environmental tuning makes or breaks the experience.
This kind of special renovation is quite expensive.
It goes to show that the specifications of the mountain-water townhouse are truly top-tier.
Su Bai mused that once he picked out a villa, he’d also install premium audio systems in the bathroom.
Speaking of which, with 200 million in cash now at his disposal, he felt that after buying a property in Jiangcheng, his funds would continue to grow—enough to consider investing in luxury real estate in first-tier cities.
Hmm, not just domestically.
Eventually, he’d buy a luxury home in every "first-tier city" around the world.
He wanted to experience different climates, cultures, and landscapes.
Truth be told, Su Bai was genuinely interested in this.
He’d loved studying geography since childhood.
"Hey, junior, why aren’t you paying attention?"
...
The next day.
Early morning.
Su Bai woke up at 6:30 and by 7 a.m., he was already darting around the members-only pool at the Ascott Residence Plaza.
Like a diligent barracuda.
Barracuda is a fish that’s perfect for braising. Mid-swim, Su Bai thought of it and messaged the Ascott’s guest services from the poolside, requesting braised barracuda for breakfast.
They replied promptly, assuring him the Chinese restaurant would prepare it.
Eating braised fish for breakfast might sound odd, but not really.
After all, morning-market fish are always the freshest.
And Su Bai’s appetite was unstoppable.
Freshly killed and braised barracuda, paired with a bowl of hot dry noodles.
Pure satisfaction.
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
