【Wang Haoran OffiCial: Bro Bai, I’m sweating buckets】
【Crispy White Goose: ?】
【Crispy White Goose: Told you before, you should get out and exercise sometime. Don’t be the guy who’s drenched in sweat just from "rewarding" himself in the dorm.】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: ??】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: What the hell—no, I mean, remember after we parted ways at Tianrong Ancient City? Hu went to a bar with the locals, right? He hit on a girl who’s apparently a hardcore "teardrop" type...】
【Crispy White Goose: How hardcore?】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: Loves Kuromi, Monster Energy, knife modifications...】
【Crispy White Goose: [White Goose_ThumbsUp]】
【Crispy White Goose: Life’s complete.】
【Crispy White Goose: Quick, send Hu some beginner’s guide to "teardrop" culture. With his IQ, he’ll get it.】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: LMAO, if even Meme Encyclopedia says so... Will he really?】
【Crispy White Goose: Well, he uses Sennheiser headphones, so he’s gotta be sharper than those Magotan-driving dudes... right?】
【Wang Haoran OffiCial: [Eternal Taffy_Indeed]】
Wang Haoran put down his phone.
He glanced at Chu Mingzhe.
His eyes filled with pity.
Ah, Bro Bai really values loyalty—still trying to save his roommate from cringe.
A true troll would’ve just watched the train wreck.
So Wang Haoran found an explainer video and tossed it into the dorm group chat.
Then left it at that.
Meanwhile, Su Bai was soaking in the tub of his hillside duplex.
...
And just as Su Bai lounged in the bath, Zhou Jialu arrived.
...
"Isn’t massage the maid’s job?"
"They’re just playing around—zero therapeutic value. Mine’s professional technique."
"Really professional?"
"Mhm!"
Zhou Jialu nodded proudly.
As if those days of butler training hadn’t crammed her head full of absurd skills.
Ridiculous. More practical than spy school.
Su Bai could tell Zhou Jialu was flexing her skills, lowkey spurred by competition with the Wan sisters.
What the girls call "fierce femme rivalry."
Yay, femme-on-femme combat!
It’s simple logic.
Say a guy’s got two girls chasing him—they’ll inevitably one-up each other to prove who can spoil him better.
The man’s role? Smile and enjoy the show.
"You can’t stop me from upgrading, can you?"
...
What nonsense!
This was classic Su Bai—so shameless it looped back to hilarious.
Things often reverse at extremes; his over-the-top audacity made it hard for Zhou Jialu to even dislike him.
Transparently rakish, yet undeniably capable of supporting a whole harem of beauties.
...
The patter of the shower blended with the soft music from the bathroom’s built-in sound system, weaving a cocoon of romantic tranquility.
This luxury was next-level—Zhou Jialu had never imagined bathing could feel this decadent.
Most homes don’t wire surround sound into their bathrooms during renovations.
It takes specialized acoustics, custom layouts.
With audio gear, environmental tuning makes or breaks the experience.
This kind of special renovation is quite expensive.
It goes to show that the specifications of the mountain-water townhouse are truly top-tier.
Su Bai mused that once he picked out a villa, he’d also install premium audio systems in the bathroom.
Speaking of which, with 200 million in cash now at his disposal, he felt that after buying a property in Jiangcheng, his funds would continue to grow—enough to consider investing in luxury real estate in first-tier cities.
Hmm, not just domestically.
Eventually, he’d buy a luxury home in every "first-tier city" around the world.
He wanted to experience different climates, cultures, and landscapes.
Truth be told, Su Bai was genuinely interested in this.
He’d loved studying geography since childhood.
"Hey, junior, why aren’t you paying attention?"
...
The next day.
Early morning.
Su Bai woke up at 6:30 and by 7 a.m., he was already darting around the members-only pool at the Ascott Residence Plaza.
Like a diligent barracuda.
Barracuda is a fish that’s perfect for braising. Mid-swim, Su Bai thought of it and messaged the Ascott’s guest services from the poolside, requesting braised barracuda for breakfast.
They replied promptly, assuring him the Chinese restaurant would prepare it.
Eating braised fish for breakfast might sound odd, but not really.
After all, morning-market fish are always the freshest.
And Su Bai’s appetite was unstoppable.
Freshly killed and braised barracuda, paired with a bowl of hot dry noodles.
Pure satisfaction.
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
