“Ugh…” Ye Liangchen suddenly clutched his stomach, inhaling sharply through his teeth.
He felt as though his insides were churning violently.
“Crap, drinking too much milk tea can really upset your stomach. Damn… this is intense, it’s coming right to the edge…”
He glanced around, then, clutching his stomach, hurried toward the ditch at the end of the alley.
He had just stepped in when he quickly retreated, picked up a brick from the ground, smashed it, and grabbed two broken pieces. After checking their size, he rushed back into the ditch.
By the time Long Aotian and Hu Yuying arrived, the alley was empty, with no one in sight.
Back at her doorstep, Hu Yuying checked the lock. The keyhole wasn’t blocked, and there were no signs of forced entry.
“He was definitely here just now,” Hu Yuying whispered.
“Maybe he left after realizing he couldn’t get in?” Long Aotian suggested, looking toward the other end of the alley.
The alley had entrances on both the east and west sides, allowing people to come and go from either direction.
They had entered from the west and hadn’t encountered anyone. It was possible that the others had left through the east entrance.
Hu Yuying nodded, agreeing it was likely.
She opened the door and stepped inside. “Big brother, come on in.”
Long Aotian thought it over and decided it was fine. If those people dared to come back, he could still go out and reason with them.
So he followed her inside.
It was an ordinary small courtyard.
There was a main room, a kitchen, and a bathroom in the southeast corner of the yard.
The courtyard looked a bit old, but it was clean and tidy, making it feel cozy overall.
Hu Yuying placed the groceries she had bought into the kitchen.
She lifted the bamboo curtain of the main room. “Big brother, come inside. I’ll pour you some water.”
Hearing her call, Long Aotian entered the main room.
The room wasn’t small, with two bedrooms—a common layout for houses with courtyards.
Hu Yuying poured two glasses of water and placed them on the coffee table. Then, feeling a bit awkward, she said, “Big brother, have a seat. I’ll turn on the fan for you.”
She had never expected anyone to visit her home.
Hu Yuying’s home was clean—literally clean.
There were no snacks, no fruits. The coffee table was bare except for an open book and some unfinished homework.
This was her first time hosting a guest, and she wasn’t sure what to do.
After pouring the water, she didn’t know what else to say.
The room fell into an awkward silence.
“Um, big brother, you haven’t had lunch yet, right? Let me cook something for you. You can try my cooking,” she offered.
It was lunchtime, and she figured Long Aotian probably hadn’t had time to eat at the market.
“No need, I’m not hungry,” he said, just as his stomach growled loudly.
The room was so quiet that the sound was unmistakable.
Hu Yuying glanced at Long Aotian discreetly.
She found him looking back at her, equally embarrassed. Their eyes met, and they both burst out laughing.
“Well, I guess I’ll take you up on that offer,” Long Aotian said sheepishly.
“No problem, big brother. You’ve been helping me, so it’s the least I can do. I’ll make it quick,” Hu Yuying replied, her steps light as she headed to the kitchen.
In the fridge, she found some green bell peppers, two tomatoes, and four or five eggs.
After some thought, she decided to make two dishes: stir-fried green peppers with pork and scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
They say children from poor families grow up fast, and that was certainly true for Hu Yuying.
She had been helping with simple meals like porridge since she was very young.
By middle school, while her peers were still figuring out how to make instant noodles, she was already a proficient cook.
So these two dishes were practically her specialties.
“I didn’t expect you to be so skilled in the kitchen,” Long Aotian remarked as he watched her cook.
Hu Yuying, her eyes sparkling with amusement, replied, “I cook for myself a lot, so I guess I’ve gotten used to it.”
Long Aotian had wandered into the kitchen.
Sitting alone in the living room had made him restless, so he decided to see if he could help.
But it seemed Hu Yuying was far more adept at cooking than he was.
Seeing him look around, unsure of what to do, Hu Yuying chuckled. “Big brother, why don’t you go sit inside? It’ll be ready soon.”
Realizing he couldn’t be of much help, Long Aotian wandered back into the main room.
Watching him lift the bamboo curtain and duck into the room, Hu Yuying couldn’t help but smile even more.
Having a guest over for the first time wasn’t as bad as she had imagined. He wasn’t picky, nor did he look down on her humble home.
Feeling motivated, Hu Yuying cooked with extra enthusiasm.
Soon, both dishes were ready, and the rice was perfectly steamed.
She washed the bowls and chopsticks several times.
Since she lived alone, she didn’t use many utensils, and some had been sitting unused for a while.
After serving Long Aotian a generous portion of rice, she brought the dishes into the main room.
“Big brother, lunch is ready.”
“It smells amazing,” Long Aotian said, standing up to take the bowl of rice.
“There’s another dish,” Hu Yuying added, bringing in the stir-fried green peppers with pork.
“Try it and see if you like it,” she said.
Before his unexpected journey to this world, Long Aotian had lived frugally and endured hardships.
He wasn’t picky—even a simple bowl of rice would have been enough for him.
He scooped some of the tomato and egg sauce onto his rice, took a big bite, and couldn’t help but give a thumbs-up. “Delicious.”
Seeing him eat so heartily, Hu Yuying felt a deep sense of satisfaction.
“Don’t just stand there grinning. Eat with me,” Long Aotian said, pushing the stir-fried green peppers toward her.
“You, you eat it. I’ve got enough here,” Hu Yuying stammered, her mouth still full of rice.
“Enough? You need to eat more meat to build up your strength. Look at how thin you are—middle schoolers have more meat on them than you.”
Hearing this, Hu Yuying instinctively glanced down at herself.
“Eat up. Get yourself in good shape, and you’ll leave those who bullied you speechless.”
She peeked at Long Aotian. “Do guys really like girls with good figures?”
“What are you talking about? Do I look that shallow to you?” Long Aotian shot her a mock glare.
Hu Yuying quickly shrunk back, thinking to herself that Long Aotian, with his good looks and kind personality, couldn’t possibly be shallow.
“I like girls no matter their figure.”
Pfft!
Cough, cough…
Hu Yuying choked on her food, coughing uncontrollably.
“You’re such a klutz! How can you choke on your food at your age?” Long Aotian patted her back gently and handed her a glass of water.
After taking a sip, her throat finally felt better.
She glanced at Long Aotian, her face flushed—whether from the coughing or something else, it was hard to tell.

ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!

m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!