Final Grades, Your Uncle is Still Your Uncle

Although the sight of Shidi Fu smoking had attracted the attention of the audience, it didn't cause any disgust.

After all, in the eyes of the people, it was just an animal. It would be too much to expect it to adhere to human standards.

But soon, people's thoughts changed.

With the referee announcing the start of the competition, all the contestants quickly prepared.

And Shidi Fu, with a cigarette in its mouth, was no exception. It was seen taking occasional puffs of its cigarette while pulling out a specially made slingshot.

Considering its circumstances, the committee had permitted it to use a slingshot in the competition, so this didn't draw much attention from the crowd.

What did surprise everyone was that as it was about to start shooting, Shidi Fu still had its sunglasses on.

"What on earth is it planning to do? It can't be planning to keep the sunglasses on for the whole match.

"This is a 50-meter range. Can it see the target clearly with sunglasses on?"

"That's right, it must have made a mistake."

"It's not a big deal. The slingshot's aim isn't as good as the rifles of the other contestants, so it's just here to make up the numbers."

"True, it's probably going to finish last anyway."

.....

While the crowd was discussing, the first round of shooting began for the contestants.

With the crisp sound of gunshots, bullet marks began to appear on the targets opposite the contestants.

Before long, the referee announced the scores.

"Lin Feng, 7 points."

"Sun Cheng, 8 points."

"Yu Yang, 10 points."

"Ma Chao, 9 points."

The crowd was not surprised by these scores.

But they were taken aback by the following announcement.

"Li Wei, 10 points."

No one expected that Shidi Fu, who was casually smoking and holding a slingshot, could score 10 points in the first round.

"How is this possible? A 50-meter range, using a slingshot without any sights, and it scored 10 points."

"Is it a god?"

"And it's still wearing sunglasses. How did it do that?"

"It's a coincidence, definitely a coincidence. I don't believe it can score another 10."

Just as the crowd was expressing their disbelief, Shidi Fu's performance in the following rounds left them stunned.

Second round of shooting, 10 points.

Third round of shooting, 10 points.

Fourth round of shooting, 10 points.

Right up to the ninth round, its score remained stable at 10 points, without any changes.

Not only were the audience dumbfounded, but even the contestants on the field found it unbelievable.

Especially the Olympic champion, Yu Yang.

Looking at Shidi Fu, who was constantly smoking, he even began to suspect that there were stimulants in its cigarette.

However, even if there were stimulants, their effect on this kind of shooting event would be minimal.

"I've been training so hard for so many years, and I'm not even as good as an ape?"

And while Yu Yang was doubting himself, Lin Feng on the other side was also smiling wryly.

"Indeed, the netizens were right. No animal in the West Rainbow Zoo is normal."

"If only it could teach its shooting skills to the police officers, that would be great."

"It seems I need to pay another visit to Director Yang when I have time."

At this point, the competing contestants had basically given up.

They knew very well that unless something unexpected happened, the shooting champion this time would definitely be Shi Difu.

So far, Shi Difu had scored a total of 90 rings, and it was no exaggeration to say that he could win first place even if he played casually in his last round.

Thinking of this, the contestants simply paused their final shooting round and turned their attention to Shi Difu.

Unaware of the attention he was receiving, Shi Difu casually took a deep puff of his cigarette.

Seeing that the filter of his last cigarette had burned halfway, he reluctantly flicked it away.

As the spark was still in the air, a ring of smoke was exhaled from his mouth, and his other hand moved.

He casually picked up a specially made bullet, gently pulled his slingshot, and the next second, the bullet traced a long arc.

After piercing the smoke ring, it hit the half-burned cigarette butt hard.

Through the high-speed camera lens, everyone vaguely saw a red dot flying towards the center of the target.

When the half cigarette butt was burned out, the bullet happened to hit the center of the target.

The moment the audience saw this through the camera lens, they immediately let out sighs of admiration.

"Damn, that's awesome!"

"This is a triple hit, showing off skills, he’s definitely showing off."

"10 rings, another 10 rings, this man is a god."

"He could have won in the simplest way, but he chose to show off at the last moment."

"Let him join the military, he should be a sniper."

"Although we guessed he would win, we didn't expect him to win in this way."

"Haha, I wonder how the contestants on the scene are feeling now."

"What could they be feeling? They probably can't figure it out no matter how hard they think."

"Yu Yang will probably go home and figure out how to smoke, then smoke all night and still can't figure it out."

"They probably can't figure it out even if they go bald from scratching their heads."

...

Although the final result was already determined, the contestants still completed their final round of shooting.

And the final results, besides Shi Difu, were as the netizens had guessed.

Olympic champion Yu Yang came in second, retired sniper Ma Chao came in third, shooting instructor Sun Cheng came in fourth, and Lin Feng, the captain of the criminal police squad, came in last.

However, there was no sign of discouragement among the contestants, as they were not here for the prizes from the beginning.

Once the rankings were decided, the award ceremony was quickly held on the spot.

With the host announcing the final results, Shi Difu walked to the top of the podium, while the other human contestants stood by.

However, just as everyone thought that the next second a hostess would give out medals and prizes to the contestants, several monkeys dressed in clothes came hopping to the contestants.

In the hands of these little monkeys, they were surprisingly holding medals and certificates.

Seeing this scene, the audience was amused on the spot.

A monkey giving an award to a gorilla, no matter how you look at it, it's somewhat hilarious.

But when the medals and trophies appeared, they could no longer hold back their laughter.

With the close-up shot of the camera, everyone could clearly see the image of a wide-mouthed shit-giver on the medal.

Not only the medals, even the trophies were in the form of a shit-giver holding a pile of dung.

Without a doubt, these are the most absurd, yet most collectable medals and trophies in the history of sports.

Seeing such medals and trophies, even Lin Feng, who came in last, couldn't help but laugh.

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