When are you two gonna have another daughter

Three people hurriedly ran towards the sound!

After running about twenty meters!

They saw a woman in a dirty stewardess uniform lying powerlessly on the bamboo forest ground. She was wearing one high heel, the other one scattered nearby, sobbing and muttering to herself!

It's the stewardess Ruan Bing!

It's really her!

And just 5 meters away from her, a nearly 10-meter long python was slowly crawling towards her!

This scene made Lu Zhe's scalp tingle!

Damn, a few seconds later, this young lady would have completely been snake food!

The three people hurriedly shouted, "There's danger, run!"

The python had poor hearing and did not react at all to the shouts!

But Ruan Bing was also unmoved!

That 168cm tall, beautiful and elegant stewardess!

At this moment, she really looked like a naive child, lying there helplessly crying for her dad and mom!

Lu Zhe didn't think much, handed the harpoon to Lin Qianqian, picked up the stone axe and rushed towards the python!

"Lu Zhe, what are you going to do!"

"Don't mind me, find a chance to drag her away!"

"Ah?"

He rushed straight to the front of the python, raised the stone axe and hacked down on the snake's neck!

He knew that if this hit, everything would be fine!

If he missed, he might get into trouble himself!

If he got entangled by this guy and then strangled around the chest, no matter how strong he was, he would be dead!

Luckily, this blow accurately hit the python's neck!

But it was also a pity that the stone axe had chopped too much wood and the blade was no longer as sharp as it was initially. Even three times the force was not enough to chop off the python's head in one go!

The python felt the pain, quickly curled up into a ball!

The snake head retracted into the coiled body, looking like a twisted lump of shit!

Lu Zhe wanted to chop again but could no longer reach the vital point!

But at least the python was too busy to notice the prey in front of it. Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian took this opportunity to pull Ruan Bing to the side!

"What should we do Lu Zhe!"

Lu Zhe didn't want to entangle with the snake either: "Let's go, back to camp!"

Saying that, he handed the axe to Ning Shu, turned around and carried Ruan Bing, and returned along the original path!

"Lu Zhe, slow down, we can't keep up..."

"Okay, you guys gotta hurry too!"

Lin Qianqian and Ning Shu followed closely behind Lu Zhe, not daring to fall half a step behind!

After running for ten minutes, the three of them arrived at a clearing with rocks, all gasping for breath unceasingly!

Only then did Lu Zhe realize that Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian's legs and shoes were all wet, apparently they had pissed their pants from fright!

Right now, who cares about pissing pants or not, as long as the ladies' legs didn't go soft, give them a thumbs up!

"Is it chasing...did it chase after us!"

"Didn't...didn't see it..."

Lu Zhe caught his breath: "It was seriously injured, it shouldn't come chasing us in the short term!"

Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian were still worried, leaning against each other back to back, keeping watch in different directions!

"How could there be such a thing in the jungle?"

"Scared me to death!"

"If we were a bit later, Sister Bing would have become snake food!"

"That's right, how is she?"

Lu Zhe laid Ruan Bing flat on the rock, only to find that her complexion was pale and weak.

Judging solely from looks and figure.

This was a very perfect woman!

Different from the four girls!

Not only beautiful, but also more mature and intelligent!

But at this moment, her eyes showed a kind of childlike innocence!

Lu Zhe saw that she was still wearing her name tag, which read "Ruan Bing, China Southern Airlines!"

He gently patted her cheek: "Sister Bing, it's us, wake up!"

Ruan Bing looked at them with watery eyes, suddenly pouted her lips and cried out, "Dad, mom, sister, you finally came! The big snake wants to eat me! Bingbing is so scared!"

Saying that, she threw herself into Lu Zhe's arms!

This stunned all three of them!

The former stewardess, at this moment, was acting exactly like an underage child!

Lu Zhe scratched his head: "Damn, what's going on here?"

"She doesn't recognize us!"

"I think this is worse than not recognizing us. She's about 25 or 26, calling us dad and mom?!"

Lu Zhe looked solemn as he thought about it: "It must be the toxicity of the mottlegills that made her hallucinate. We have to find a way to make her vomit!"

But now, she was clinging tightly to Lu Zhe and Ning Shu, crying like a child of a few years old!

And the jungle was full of dangers, not the place for inducing vomiting either!

"Let's coax her first, we'll talk after getting to safety!"

Lu Zhe picked up Ruan Bing: "Bingbing be good, daddy and mommy will protect you!"

This scene was too hard on the eyes. Ning Shu had already forgotten about pissing her pants earlier, and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Lu Zhe, can you not tease me!"

Lu Zhe said solemnly in a low voice: "Trying to build rapport here, be serious!"

Ning Shu waved her hand: "Sorry, just couldn't hold it in!"

After a while, when the python didn't chase after them, the three of them finally brought Ruan Bing back to camp!

At this time, Jiang Yao and Tang Xiaoguo had used the TT water balls to start a fire, and were picking up sticks to add fuel.

"Hurry, we found the stewardess!"

"Oh my god, you really found her, thank heavens!"

"Wow! You guys are awesome!"

The two girls immediately put down what they were doing and tidied up a space with clothes!

Lu Zhe laid Ruan Bing flat down, but when he tried to stand up, he realized Ruan Bing was clutching his fingers!

"Bingbing wants daddy..."

With that one line, Tang Xiaoguo and Jiang Yao's jaws nearly smashed into the ground!

"What's going on?"

Tang Xiaoguo pretended to be angry: "When did you have this daughter?"

Lu Zhe pointed at Ning Shu: "Ask the class leader about this, she's the child's mom!"

Jiang Yao put her hands on her hips: "What have you guys been doing behind my back!"

Ning Shu frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, Lu Zhe said it was the poisonous mushrooms messing up her brain, her cognition is a bit skewed now! Besides, even if having a child, it can't be one much older than yourself, right?"

"Yeah, quite an age gap!"

"We need to make her vomit now!"

Lin Qianqian asked: "How to make her vomit?"

Lu Zhe held Ruan Bing's shoulders, solemnly said: "Little Bingbing, you ate something bad, now you need to vomit it out, okay!"

Ruan Bing obediently nodded, and tried retching a couple times, but shook her head pitifully: "Bingbing can't vomit it out!"

"Let me try!" Ning Shu stuck her fingers down Ruan Bing's throat, poking till Ruan Bing screamed loudly!

"This won't work either!"

Jiang Yao sighed: "Why would this happen!"

Lu Zhe thought about it: "Being alone on a deserted island for seven or eight days, facing hunger, thirst, cold, fear, even death! It's most likely she would think of people she could rely on! After eating the mottlegills, and because she missed her loved ones too much, she had hallucinations and thought we were her family!"

Ning Shu anxiously asked: "What should we do now?"

Lu Zhe checked the survival guidebook: It suggests using smelly objects to stimulate companions to induce vomiting!

Smelly objects?

Leaving fish or shrimp overnight could work!

Using poop?

"Hey, which one of you wants to take a big dump?"

The four girls simultaneously shook their heads like rattles.

Lu Zhe helplessly said: "Really, just when we need it, nothing!"

Alright, gotta fake one!

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