Ning Shu was startled, her heart thumping: "What's going on here...?"
She remembered the last time the two of them went into the woods together, also holding hands, but without this feeling.
"Could it be...I've fallen for this guy?" She thought. "No way..."
Ning Shu followed Lu Zhe, stepping high and low into the woods. She just felt confused!
It was difficult to walk in these woods. To ensure safety, Lu Zhe took careful steps!
He used a stick to beat the grass ahead, scaring away resting poisonous bugs and snakes!
And walking through the woods, Lu Zhe also discovered good stuff!
He found a shrub with small red berries growing on it. Holding it in his hand, information appeared in his mind!
Raspberries!
Lu Zhe was overjoyed!
These were sweet and sour berries. Though the texture was nothing special, they quenched thirst, cleared heat and detoxified!
They were very good wild fruits!
He and Ning Shu picked a small bagful, and each ate quite a few!
After walking for a while longer, trouble came! Ning Shu suddenly grabbed her stomach, feeling the urge to use the bathroom!
"Crap, why now..."
"What's wrong?"
"I..." Ning Shu smiled awkwardly. "I need to pee a little!"
Lu Zhe looked around and nodded. "Go here. I'll turn around!"
"No, that won't work!"
"Why wouldn't it work?"
Ning Shu's face flushed, extremely conflicted. "It's...a number two."
"Number two?" Lu Zhe said in pleasant surprise. "Wow, is the legendary melon seed finally going to come out into the world?"
Ning Shu punched Lu Zhe. "Don't mention seeds. Wait here, I'll go find a place myself!"
She looked around to find somewhere private!
Lu Zhe found a protruding rock. After checking for traces of poisonous snakes or bugs, he said: "This spot is great!"
Ning Shu looked and pushed Lu Zhe. "Fine! Go, get away from me. I'll deal with the seeds myself later!"
"Okay okay, I'm leaving!"
"Hey, don't go too far!"
"I'll stay in sight. Call if you need anything!"
"Don't turn around!"
"Why would I be so bored?"
Lu Zhe observed nearby plants for edible wild vegetables and herbs!
Before long, Ning Shu let out a breath.
"Done!"
When she went to pull up her pants, she discovered a terrible problem!
Crap!
No toilet paper!
Oh right, Lu Zhe had a notebook!
Tearing off two pages would have to do!
"Lu Zhe!"
"Yes?"
"Tear off two clean pages from my notebook..."
She thought this was a perfectly reasonable demand. But unexpectedly, Lu Zhe flat out rejected it:
"No way!"
Lu Zhe explained: "Now every page in the notebooks are extremely precious non-renewable resources for recording important information. How could they be used to wipe your butt!?"
Ning Shu pleadingly: "Then what do I do..."
Lu Zhe's solution was simple and crude: "Simple! Don't wipe, just pull up your pants! Wash off at the beach later!"
Ning Shu was annoyed: "Lu Zhe, you're clearly trying to make me look bad!"
Lu Zhe calmly and nonchalantly replied: "No, I'm suggesting the safest, most reasonable, most scientific method!"
"Fine! You're going too far!" Ning Shu nodded. "I'll figure something out myself!"
Suddenly, Lu Zhe thought of something and warned: "Class monitor, I advise you not to think of anything, especially not to use leaves. Immediately pull up your pants and come out!"
"Thanks but no thanks for your concern!"
Ning Shu emerged, holding a tightly tied little plastic bag!
"Done!"
Lu Zhe grabbed her wrist. "Did you wipe?"
Ning Shu raised her eyebrows. "None of your business!"
As Ning Shu walked further in, she felt an unbearable itchiness in her inner thighs!
"Ow..."
She wanted to scratch but was worried it would ruin her image as a young lady!
Enduring it was also extremely uncomfortable!
Just then, Lu Zhe realized: "You used leaves, right?"
Ning Shu said: "I'm a girl, it's not like I could just air dry! I just casually..."
Lu Zhe sternly said: "Air drying for a while is better than getting hurt! Do you know, in the past when the army was in Southeast Asia, soldiers used leaves from unknown sources to wipe their butts. Guess what happened?"
Ning Shu blankly asked: "What happened?"
Lu Zhe made a gun gesture to his temple and said:
"Boom! They committed suicide!"
"Very funny! I thought they were poisoned to death! I've heard similar jokes before. A dog died after eating mushrooms, then its owner started vomiting violently. Turns out the dog was hit by a car instead!"
Lu Zhe solemnly said: "But do you know why they committed suicide?"
His grim tone made Ning Shu a little nervous.
She stammered: "W-why?"
"The unbearable itching was worse than death!"
"Huh?" Ning Shu shivered, and the current discomfort below made her break out in a cold sweat!
"Which leaf did you use?"
"It was..." Wherever Ning Shu tried to go, it felt like a hundred bugs crawling over her skin. No matter how much she stomped her feet, it didn't alleviate the feeling!
Lu Zhe helplessly walked over and picked up the poop-stained leaf!
Information about the leaf appeared in his mind!
"Dogbane, also called stinging nettle or scorpion grass! It has fine hairs that painfully sting like bees. The itching is unbearable!
The purple variety has medicinal value! It tastes pungent, bitter and cold. Highly toxic. Mainly treats unceasing vomiting. For snake bites, grind and apply topically. For early symptoms of measles, dot treated areas and the rash will be gone overnight!"
It seemed the purple leaves could detoxify, but this plant was green without much medicinal value!
The key problem was, even slight contact with the back of the hand would cause endless pain. Using it to wipe sensitive areas was unimaginably agonizing!
Ning Shu yelled: "Hurry throw it away! Too disgusting!"
It was clear Ning Shu had reached her limit of discomfort!
Luckily it wouldn't endanger her life!
So how to detoxify?
Lu Zhe checked the system manual. Three methods were given!
1. Thoroughly wash with soap and water!
No way to do that here!
2. Detoxify with herbal medicine (wormwood, honeysuckle, snake tongue grass, wild mint etc.). Grind and apply on affected area!
Also couldn't find so many herbs right now!
3. Emergency wilderness treatment method!
Quickly wash affected area with sterile water!
Where to find sterile water?
Wait!
Lu Zhe seemed to have thought of something!
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
