"Don't believe me? Look?"
Lu Zhe waved the instruction manual around. Ning Shu looked at the thirty-plus different bondage methods described in the manual and fell into thought.
"Bro, are these really seatbelt tying methods?"
"What else could they be?"
"You're kidding me right? As a guy, how could you not know what these are?"
Lu Zhe affirmed: "Of course I know, these are seatbelt tying methods!"
"Impossible! Look at the bound cartoon girl, does she look like a construction worker at high altitude?"
Lu Zhe took a look and then looked at Ning Shu. With similarly high ponytails, similarly handsome faces, and similarly stunning figures...
"This is just lacking a gag and a collar, practically identical!"
"Lu Zhe..." Ning Shu reached out and pinched Lu Zhe, pinching him until he cried out "You shouldn't pinch me, we've got this backwards!"
"What's the matter, were you planning to whip me with a small leather whip too?" Lu Zhe aggrievedly rubbed his arm "I wouldn't dare!"
"Humph humph, I figured you wouldn't dare either!" Finding that she had pinched him a bit hard, she gently squeezed Lu Zhe's arm "Hey, didn't pinch you too hard did I?"
"Wasn't pinched too hard? I'm telling you it hurt a lot..." As he said this, he started exaggeratedly rubbing it again.
"Lu Zhe, you stitched up your own wounds after being bitten by a bear without making a peep, but when I pinch you a couple times you're hurting this much?"
"Can a bear compare with you?"
"Lu Zhe you..." Ning Shu was so angry she didn't know what to say.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding!" Lu Zhe laughed and pinched Ning Shu's cheeks "Although it looks a bit strange, ignoring the parts about tying both hands and feet, this really is a very safe tying method! Even if you fall, the force is evenly distributed and you won't get hurt!"
"I just can't help feeling like I'm playing some weird game with you!"
"Try thinking about some positive, sunny, energizing things, don't learn from those trashy internet masochists!"
"Who's learning, you were clearly the one tying me up!"
"That's right, I was the one who tied you up! But remember, this is a seatbelt!"
Ning Shu helplessly sighed "Fine, fine!"
It had to be said, although the rope was tied in a strange way, it fully achieved the effect of a safety belt. Several times when Ning Shu lost her balance, it was the harness that caught her.
By the end, she came to a conclusion: the more hentai the supplies were for surviving, the more versatile their uses!
By noon, Lu Zhe had already carved out a 1 square meter space.
"See, at this pace we can carve out a stone chamber in just one month."
"We can even live inside right?"
"Of course!"
Ning Shu looked at the treehouse not far away on the banyan tree: "What about the treehouse?"
"Of course that has its uses too!" He sat and took a look "The location of this cave isn't far from the banyan tree. We can set up two bamboo poles to connect the cave and banyan tree, then wrap the dangling aerial roots that grow down around the bamboo, and let them hang towards the ground. In the future, the banyan tree will grow towards this side, the aerial roots will form a natural ladder connecting the treehouse and cave!"
Ning Shu knew that the strangler fig's aerial roots extended according to terrain, forming different shapes. Some people had even built treehouses or chairs using this technique!
"Not bad, not bad!"
By now it was noon. Qian Qian and Guo Er were back with bananas and vegetables.
Seeing the sun at its peak, Lu Zhe decided to take a nap in the shade of the banyan tree and continue carving at night when it was a bit cooler.
He took a bath, ate some grilled fish and roasted bananas, then laid down under the banyan!
Qian Qian and Guo Er also replenished their energy and prepared to take a walk through the mangrove forest to see if they could find crabs.
Ning Shu told them “Bring a gun, scare away any monkeys directly.”
After the two girls left, two girls slept soundly in the “fridge”, and Lu Zhe also prepared to nap.
Ning Shu thought and said “Why not...take a nap with you?”
“No need, Qian Qian and Sister Bing are already asleep!”
“Oh I’m on duty today right?”
“That’s right!” Lu Zhe thought and said “Then help massage my back a bit?”
“Oh!” Lu Zhe lay down and Ning Shu absentmindedly pounded his back for a while.
“We finally have a toilet...”
Lu Zhe suddenly sat up and let out a long sigh “Mm! Finally don’t need to worry about getting poop on me...”
Ning Shu pounded forcefully once more “Can you be a little more normal in your thinking!”
“What’s not normal about it?”
After hesitating a moment, Ning Shu moved next to Lu Zhe’s ear and whispered something.
Lu Zhe nodded “Tonight?”
Ning Shu earnestly said “Let me tell you, it has to be before midnight. After that, we go back to just being ordinary friends!”
“You’re really principled huh”
“Of course, I can’t do anything to betray Qian Qian’s trust!”
Lu Zhe nodded “Makes me kind of anticipate it!”
“To tell the truth...” Ning Shu said red-faced, hesitatingly “I’m also really looking forward to it.”
Lu Zhe slept until 7 PM. He discovered Ning Shu was sleeping even more dead than him!
Qian Qian said “Class monitor is probably exhausted too. Let me help you...”
“Ok!” Lu Zhe nodded, also not wanting to disturb Ning Shu further. He continued carving that night!
However, after Qian Qian put on the safety harness, she seemed to have awakened some kind of special mood.
“Lu Zhe, you’re so professional...”
“Mm, know a little.”
“The cartoon girl here seems to be wearing a gag and collar too...”
“Those are completely useless for survival. I don’t know what they’re for, but I don’t recommend you wear stuff like that!”
Qian Qian sighed disappointedly “Oh, fine!”
The two of them climbed up the cave and continued expanding the space.
The hot temperature made one somewhat irritable.
Plus Ning Shu’s words from the morning, making Lu Zhe feel somewhat stirred emotionally.
But Ning Shu was sleeping with gusto, hugging Guo Er’s strawberry bear while seemingly having already accomplished her goal in her dream. After carving for two hours, the two wiped off their sweat.
But the scene that followed felt a bit off.
Qian Qian grinned “Lu Zhe, what small animal do you like?”
“Hmm...none I really like? If I had to say, I guess cats and dogs are fine!”
Qian Qian sweetly smiled “Meow meow...” and made crying sounds twice!
“Like it?”
Lu Zhe was a bit stunned “What are you doing Qian Qian?”
“Let’s play house! You pretend to be the owner and I’ll pretend to be a cute kitty, ok?”
“Something’s not right here!”
“You’re right, something is a bit off...” Qian Qian ran off, then ran back after a while. One could see she was tied up with rope, a collar around her neck, looking exactly like a cute kitty. In her mouth she even held a square plastic package!
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
