Tang Xiaoguo Has Diarrhea

Seeing the class monitor look this way, Lin Qianqian sighed.

"Why don't we accept the punishment instead of making it hard for the class monitor alone? Let's go find our own seeds."

Jiang Yao nodded, "I agree. The thought of someone else finding my seed makes me feel guilty. I'd rather find my own."

Lu Zhe nodded, "That works, but we have to search carefully and not miss a single seed!"

Tang Xiaoguo spread her hands, "Since you already searched me, doesn't that mean I don't need to search anymore?"

Lu Zhe waved his finger, "No, we need to collect as many seeds as possible! So if you need to go potty again recently, you'll have to keep searching!"

"Don't worry, my stomach is completely emptied..."

She had just said halfway when Tang Xiaoguo's stomach rumbled loudly. Then that feeling of collapse hit her again!

Tang Xiaoguo blushed and felt miserable inside: "Damn wild persimmons are making me suffer..."

Ning Shu asked curiously: "Xiaoguo, do you need to... go poop again?"

Tang Xiaoguo felt bitter inside. She just said she already emptied herself, but here comes the feeling again!

This is too embarrassing!

She can't admit it no matter what!

At least endure it for a while until Lu Zhe leaves!

Her face flushed as she shook her head: "How could that be? I already said I emptied everything! I'm just a little hungry!"

Lu Zhe didn't notice as he said, "Speaking of, everyone must be hungry now!"

The other three girls nodded!

Lu Zhe looked at his watch. It was 6:30 pm, the sun had just set below the horizon!

Lu Zhe wrote down the time of sunset with the date, then closed his notebook.

"Let's prepare dinner now!"

"Hooray!"

"I really can't wait!"

"What are we eating?"

"Snake!"

As he spoke, Lu Zhe took down the bag holding the snake!

When he was little, he had seen his grandpa process snakes before. Now with his faster speed and reaction, it was no problem.

His grandpa had said, venomous snakes are fierce, but once their fangs are removed, they completely lose their attacking power!

Grandpa had an extremely clever way of dealing with snakes.

He took off his t-shirt!

Lu Zhe looked delicate and weak.

Because there were so few male finance students, and they were so feminine, he was the only one good at sports so he was reluctantly made the PE committee head.

Everyone thought he wasn't much stronger than the other male finance students.

But when he took his shirt off, it revealed a skinny yet sturdy muscular physique.

This made the few girls feel a bit surprised.

Then he opened his pant zipper and slowly let the snake crawl out from inside!

Sure enough, when the green snake saw the light it slowly crawled out.

He shook the shirt in his hand lightly!

Seeing the moving object, the snake rushed out by instinct and bit hard into the cotton t-shirt!

But the fabric of the pure cotton t-shirt was thin yet extremely tough, and its fangs pierced through in one bite, catching its fangs and preventing it from withdrawing them back!

Feeling something was wrong, the snake quickly opened its mouth wide, twisting its body, wanting to pull its fangs out!

But Lu Zhe wouldn't give it that chance. Holding the shirt in one hand and the snake's body in the other, he wrapped it around his wrist and pulled hard with both hands!

The two fangs were immediately torn off, left hanging from the shirt.

The snake was furious from the humiliation. It spun around and bit into Lu Zhe's arm!

But without its venom fangs, the green snake simply couldn't effectively harm Lu Zhe.

It didn't even break his skin!

"Why be so violent? Can't you be more gentle?"

As he spoke, he fearlessly grabbed the snake's neck, pressed it against the tree trunk, then picked up a rock and fiercely smashed it onto the snake's head!

Soon the snake's head was smashed apart, but its body still convulsed and struggled!

Then he pressed the snake onto a rock, picked up another jagged rock, and continually grinded at its neck. Soon its head was completely ground off!

Just to be safe, he dug a hole and buried both the head and the fangs!

The headless body still kept twisting and writhing.

Lu Zhe was completely indifferent toward it!

He bit onto the snake skin and pulled hard, tearing the skin off the body entirely in one clean rip, like skinning the snake!

The whole process was neat, clean and efficient, comparable to a professional snake slaughter master!

Watching made Tang Xiaoguo's heart race madly, but she couldn't think about being scared right now!

She just wanted to find an excuse to send Lu Zhe away so the class monitor could dutifully take her to the restroom:

"Lu Zhe, go somewhere else to deal with the snake. Doing it here is too cruel and nasty!"

Before Lu Zhe could reply, Jiang Yao retorted:

"It's already getting dark. Where do you expect your deskmate to go?"

While she spoke, her eyes kept staring at Lu Zhe's body!

"Yao Yao, do you actually enjoy watching such cruel things?"

Ning Shu said: "Xiaoguo, stop messing around. Lu Zhe is doing this for all of us!"

"Class monitor, you're biased..."

Actually Tang Xiaoguo didn't really intend to oppose Lu Zhe. Her stomach felt more and more urgent!

She furrowed her little brows, desperately trying to endure!

But she was about to lose control soon. She must resolve this!

A thought suddenly came to Tang Xiaoguo:

"Class monitor... I... I don't want to watch such cruel scenes. Take me away from here..."

As she spoke, she looked toward Ning Shu and discovered she was also fixedly staring at Lu Zhe!

"Class monitor, how could you be like this too?!"

"Fruit, what's the hurry even though he already finished?"

"I..."

She said with a red face, wanting to explain but couldn't get the words out:

"Pfftt-plop..."

A sound that made one crumble in despair rang out. Everyone simultaneously looked toward Tang Xiaoguo in surprise.

Messy hair. Ghastly pale face. Despairing big eyes. Even the most cold-hearted person would be moved to sympathy seeing her like this!

Lin Qianqian said sympathetically: "Fruit, you..."

Ning Shu continued: "You pooped?"

The three girls shrieked as they covered their noses!

Tang Xiaoguo felt her life was completely hopeless. Her lips quivered as she bawled loudly!

Even Lu Zhe put down the snake in his hands with knitted brows looking at Fruit: "Didn't you say you already emptied everything?"

Tang Xiaoguo despairingly cried loudly: "Don't talk to me! Don't pay attention to me! I have no face left to live! Just let me die... waaaah!"

The other girls didn't know what to do in this situation, and neither did Lu Zhe.

Should he just throw her into the ocean to wash?

Then the hot seeds would directly be flushed into the sea too!

Should he just let her stand there stiff with it all?

That's too inhumane!

Looks like they could only help out together.