In this situation, taking a hot spring bath together, Lu Zhe felt that if there was no way to vent his fire, he would definitely have problems holding it in!
Therefore, he still said in a slightly reluctant manner: “Forget it, you two can bathe first! I’ll bathe after you’re done.”
Lin Qianqian said: “But that would lessen the sense of anticipation!”
“What sense of anticipation?”
Lin Qianqian thought for a moment, and said very seriously: “Um... the anticipation you feel towards the comfort of experiencing a hot spring for the first time!”
“Qianqian, do you know how I’ve managed to live until now?”
“How?”
“Half by asking ten thousand whys, and half by reciting the Emperor's Order to Leave the Passes.”
“Emperor's Order to Leave the Passes?”
“I now understand why Ah-Dou has lived so long. Reciting the Emperor's Order to Leave the Passes when I have nothing to do not only nurtures my temperament, but also stimulates my blood circulation and prolongs my life. Without this piece, just watching over you few sly little vixens, I'd probably have had to end my own glorious life prematurely like the Jiajing and Xianfeng Emperors. I recommend you recite it from time to time too, Qianqian.”
Qianqian nodded blankly: “I’ve nearly forgotten it all.”
Shen Bing couldn't help but chime in with a laugh: “Alright, stop teasing Qianqian! Let's do this - Qianqian, you go in first, then Lu Zhe goes in, and I’ll be the last one.”
Qianqian said very dejectedly: “Bathing separately, you must all dislike me...”
“Qianqian, listen to Sister Bing.”
Although somewhat unwilling, she still shyly went in. But soon, Qianqian’s shriek came from inside.
“What’s wrong?”
The two rushed in together, only to see Lin Qianqian looking at her arm with a face full of horror.
On her dirty little arm, a leech was attached, sucking blood.
Shen Bing said: "Burn it off with a fire stick."
"No need!" Lu Zhe grabbed Qianqian's arm and pressed it into the sulfur pool. The leech stiffened, and after ten seconds or so, it floated up dead.
He fished it out and threw it away.
Sure enough, the sulfur spring had an insect-killing effect.
Shen Bing pondered: “They probably got attached when we fell into the marsh.”
Lu Zhe solemnly said: “There may be more on the rest of our bodies too. We can't be shy about this anymore - everyone take off your clothes and check each other!”
Qianqian took off her filthy jacket, and surprisingly had six leeches on her body.
Shen Bing took off her jacket, and she had even more, a full eight.
"Oh my god, this is too horrifying..." The two girls couldn't help screaming. Forget Qianqian, even Shen Bing was scared numb!
"What about you, Lu Zhe?"
Lu Zhe took off his shirt, and only had one on his waist.
It slowly crawled down Lu Zhe's skin. It seemed it hadn't bitten through Lu Zhe's skin. Lu Zhe lightly flicked it off, and the leech flew out of the cave entrance.
Qianqian also wanted to follow suit, but Lu Zhe hurriedly stopped her: "My skin is thick and it didn't bite through, but your skin is delicate, you absolutely can't do that!"
Shen Bing breathed a sigh of relief: "Given the situation, let's not stand on ceremony. Let's just go in and wash together."
"But I don't have any!"
"What if there are some in unmentionable places!"
"Just thinking about it makes me shudder!"
Shen Bing thought for a moment, then moved closer to Lu Zhe and said: “Don’t mind this, if it’s really unbearable I’ll help you later!”
“You’ll help me? How?” Lu Zhe subconsciously glanced at Shen Bing’s chest.
Shen Bing whispered in annoyance: “You nasty boy, what are you thinking? At most I’ll use my hands.”
“Okay!” The three took off their clothes and pants, only wearing undergarments as they entered the hot spring.
A warm current washed over them, and their whole bodies felt pleasant.
Outside it was over thirty degrees Celsius, with an oppressive, itchy heat.
But soaking in the 40 degree Celsius hot spring water, there was no discomfort at all.
It opened all the sweat pores, cleansing the skin and spirit.
At this time, the leeches floated up one by one. They fished them all out and threw them away!
Even if some bugs were still clinging to their bodies, they basically couldn't survive now.
Qianqian agreed: “We should still check each other, Sister Bing I’ll scrub you.”
“No need, no need, I can do it myself!”
“Then Lu Zhe, I’ll scrub you.”
As she spoke, Qianqian moved closer to help Lu Zhe check that there were no lingering bugs on his body, with the sweet fragrance unique to the campus belle.
“Girls and boys should all be squeaky clean! We should wash our undergarments later too.”
What could Lu Zhe do?
He could only recite the Emperor's Order to Leave the Passes again.
After a while he really couldn't take it anymore: “I’m going out for a bit...”
Shen Bing also said: “It’s a bit stuffy, I’m done washing too. Qianqian you should hurry up too!”
“Okay...”
With her hair tied up, Shen Bing's clean look was extremely charming: “It’s getting late, let’s wash our clothes again. If we can get them dry before it rains, we can head back.”
Lu Zhe nodded: “Okay.”
“Oh right, hot springs mean there’s magma, but it doesn’t necessarily mean this is an active volcano right?”
Lu Zhe nodded: “That’s right. Many dormant volcanoes and volcanoes that erupt once every few hundred years still have magma activity, and also have sulfur springs. This is very normal.”
“So do you think this volcano is dangerous?”
“It certainly seems very safe now, but I won’t feel at ease without looking down into the crater to confirm.”
“Will we come again tomorrow?”
Lu Zhe shook his head: “There are still many things to do at the campsite, charcoal burning, building fences, cattle sheds, stocking up on forage, and we still need to explore the areas around the campsite. Let’s come back after a few days.”
Shen Bing nodded: “Okay, then I’ll go tell Qianqian.”
After speaking, Shen Bing entered the hot spring cave.
A few seconds later, Lu Zhe heard her shocked cry: “Qianqian, Qianqian!!”
Thinking Qianqian had fainted, Lu Zhe rushed in!
But she hadn't!
The pool water was like a mirror, with only Shen Bing searching around in the pool.
“Where’s Qianqian?”
“I don't know, she was already gone when I came in.”
“How is that possible?”
Lu Zhe's first reaction was also that Qianqian had drowned. He immediately jumped into the water to search with Shen Bing.
But in such a small hot spring pool, where could a person go?
“She’s not here!”
“Did she run outside?”
“Impossible, there's only one exit right?”
“Not necessarily!” Lu Zhe pondered for a moment, then dove into the water. He slowly searched underwater, and finally at the bottom of the pool near the volcano's center he touched a hole!
He quickly felt his way along the hole. After groping about 10 meters or so, the hot spring grew deeper, and there was no longer a stone ceiling over his head. He carefully poked his head above the water's surface.
In the dimly lit stone cave, the rocky shore grew increasingly deep!
Stalactites of various shapes and sizes, and unknown glowing green mosses growing on the walls.
It was like stepping into another world!
The sound of water rang out, and Lu Zhe looked towards the sound. An exquisite silhouette of a young girl was actually crouching between two stalactites.
A stream of water outlined a beautiful curve as it fell into the water, emitting a melodious sound like copper bells.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
