"That's right, my foot is injured, the snake bite at my ankle stings badly, there's no toilet here, I simply can't squat down, it's already difficult enough to pee!"
"Guo Er, how are you?"
"I'm fine, just a bit uncomfortable, I'll be better after resting for a while!"
And just then, the system in Lu Zhe's mind suddenly sent a notification: "Ding! Important resources detected, strawberry seeds!"
Lu Zhe was overjoyed!
Strawberries were a fruit he loved to eat very much!
He understood that if there were strawberries on this island, their quality of life would improve by several levels immediately!
Following the direction provided by the system, he walked over, about forty meters away, and discovered a broadleaf plant on the ground!
The seeds were right under that broadleaf!
He walked over doubtfully and lifted the broadleaf!
Stunned, collapsing!
At a complete loss!
At that moment, he almost died on the spot!
"What the hell did I do wrong in my past life to have to go through this..."
He saw a small pit under the leaf, with some yellow stuff in the pit, a few black dots on it, and a few white paper tissues!
Needless to say, he knew this was Guo Er's masterpiece!
Lu Zhe couldn't help but retch a little, then he understood!
Guo Er must have eaten some strawberries not long ago, and swallowed some of the seeds from the surface of the strawberries into her stomach and brought them onto the island!
Since strawberry seeds have enzymes that resist digestion, and the increased metabolism in the abdomen accelerated excretion, they were not digested by gastric juices and were expelled from the body with the feces during defecation!
So now the question was, what should Lu Zhe do?
Give up directly, or bravely find those seeds and look for some good planting ground for them?
What Lu Zhe thought of first was to give up, then pin his hopes on the rescue team arriving very soon!
But after some rational thinking, he shook his head!
What if the rescue team doesn't arrive on time and they have to live here for a long time?
Days with strawberries and days without strawberries would be completely different worlds!
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth!
Luckily, there wasn't too strong of a smell, he could endure it by pinching his nose!
Then, he plucked up his courage, and used a tree branch to poke into that non-Newtonian fluid...
It was so f\*cking awesome...
Soon, he fished out something the size of a sesame seed!
Judging roughly, it should be a strawberry seed!
He used the clean part of the paper tissues nearby to wipe away the remaining feces!
"Ding, obtained viable strawberry seed! Potential points +1!"
At that moment, he felt as if he had fought through thousands of soldiers and horses and narrowly escaped death to obtain that ring symbolizing royal power!
It was so f\*cking difficult!
And that wasn't the only one!
After continuing to look, in a short while, Lu Zhe found over twenty strawberry seeds!
Looking at the strawberry seeds still stained with feces in his palm!
Thinking about how in the near future, he would be able to eat sweet, delicious strawberries on this island, an involuntary trace of a victorious smile appeared on Lu Zhe's face!
And it was precisely that tiny bit of a smile that completely shattered his image!
"Lu Zhe..."
"Is this stuff that fun to play with..."
Lifting his head, it was Ning Shu and Lin Qianqian with faces full of shock!
No one knew how long they had been there, right now, they were supporting each other as they stood a few meters away, dumbstruck and staring at him!
Lu Zhe was exasperated!
Thus, the most tragic social death scene in history was born!
Lu Zhe sighed, "I guess you won't listen to my explanation?"
Ning Shu shook her head in disappointment: "Lu Zhe, oh Lu Zhe! What other explanation is needed? I've thought of ten thousand reasons but still can't think of why a mentally normal boy would play with a girl's...feces! It looks like Guo Er was right! You do have perverted tendencies!"
Lin Qianqian was also embarrassed: "Lu Zhe, at least make up some kind of reason, even if it's fabricated! Otherwise when people recall this image, we'll all have psychological trauma."
Lu Zhe gave a wry smile!
Look at this awful system mission, it forcibly brought out the perverted tendencies in an outstanding youth who excelled morally, intellectually and physically!
Now, only the truth could set him free, whether they understood or not he could only resign himself to fate!
Thus, he adopted a relatively solemn tone: "Actually I only did this for everyone's sake!"
Ning Shu immediately retorted: "Did we ask you to play with a girl's poop? You usually seem pretty sunny, how can your mind be so weird?"
Lu Zhe shook his head: "Indeed you didn't ask me to do this! But Guo Er's excrement contains extremely important survival resources!"
"What resources?"
Lu Zhe stretched out his hand and held up the seeds: "Look at these!"
The two girls shrieked and leapt back two steps at the same time, looking at Lu Zhe as if he was a dangerous terrorist holding explosives!!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
