Ma Mingfan and Chen Dong entered the classroom one after the other.
"Damn, isn't this Pressure Bro? Why is Pressure Bro back?" As soon as he saw Shen Nian, Ma Mingfan was no longer sleepy.
"What the hell?"
"Didn't you ask for leave because you were under so much pressure? It seems Pressure Bro has no pressure anymore."
"I'll make you fly in a minute."
Ma Mingfan didn't panic at all. He turned around to chat with Shen Nian. "Let me ask you something. If you transmigrated to another world and had to choose between an elf big sister and a beastgirl big sister as your guide, which one would you choose?"
"What kind of question is that? The snail I chose last time is still chasing me," Shen Nian sweatdropped.
"Hurry up and choose, stop nagging. You'd choose the elf big sister, right?"
Chen Dong wasn't happy about this, turning his head to interject, "Elves can't even compare to a single hair of a beastgirl."
"Shut up, heretic."
"You're the fucking heretic." Chen Dong laughed out of anger, pointing his finger. "If you don't look for beastgirls when you go to another world, what's the difference from not going at all?"
"Elf big sisters are the eternal gods." Ma Mingfan spread his hands, making a starting gesture for Particle Style. "You're already crying from anxiety."
"Wait until I attack your surname, then you'll know you're wrong."
"It's fine, I just acknowledged a few last week."
"Sick."
"..."
Two weirdos.
He had seen people arguing about whether Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo was better.
He had seen people arguing over whether to put salt or sugar in tomato and egg stir-fry.
He had seen people arguing over whether salty or sweet zongzi tasted better.
But this was his first time seeing an argument over whether beastgirls or elves were better.
Since you've already transmigrated to another world, can't you just get two guides?
Shen Nian smiled in relief. In the class, he often felt out of place because he wasn't weird enough.
The first period in the afternoon was math class.
The teacher projected an advanced question onto the podium, letting the students spend time on it, and finally explained it once. More than half of the class passed just like that. For the remaining time, the teacher let the whole class review independently.
However, most of the students were dead tired during the first class of the afternoon.
Chen Dong was already sleeping like a log on his desk, but Ma Mingfan was still persisting in doing exercises.
The current Ma Mingfan was truly completely different from before.
"Hey, Shen Nian, look at this question. Is this way of writing correct?" Just as he was praising Ma Mingfan in his heart, Ma Mingfan turned around holding his '5-Year Gaokao 3-Year Mock' workbook. The narrow blank spaces were filled with the formulas he had just written.
Shen Nian had already gone through the entire '5-3' workbook, so he had an impression of it at a glance. Sweeping over Ma Mingfan's answer, he couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder.
"You can get some points, but there are some errors and omissions, so points will probably be deducted. I didn't expect you to start studying the finale questions. Pretty impressive."
"Of course. Since I'm studying so hard, my Will of Fire will only be happy."
"Haha, seeing you so impressive, my heart to restore the Han Dynasty is also very happy."
Ma Mingfan was overjoyed.
It took him more than half a class to write out this one question. Although it took a lot of time, he managed to write it out by himself. In case the college entrance examination tested the same type of question, he wouldn't be completely lacking a train of thought to solve it.
He had evolved from only knowing how to write the word 'Solution' to being able to get half the points. Thanks to 'Super Sweet Candies', he recommended that everyone in the country who couldn't concentrate should take some time to watch it twenty times.
With a little time left, Ma Mingfan didn't plan to study anymore. He steered the topic back, tapping his fingers on Shen Nian's chair.
"What's so good about beastgirls? Don't they just have ears and a tail? In my opinion, it has to be elves..."
Shen Nian: "..."
Damn Ma Mingfan, you're really something else.
Seeing that Shen Nian didn't speak, Ma Mingfan continued to blabber, gesticulating wildly.
"Don't you think elves are wonderful? Innate magic affinity, excellent archery skills, and they know how to take care of people. Do beastgirls have any use other than being cute?"
"Makes some sense," Shen Nian nodded.
"Right? Elves are the best!"
"You like elves?"
"Compared to beastgirls, I definitely like elves more," Ma Mingfan confirmed.
"I know a place that has elves, and they can even use magic..." Shen Nian half-squinted his eyes and whispered.
"Haha, Pressure Bro really has a lot of pressure. His brain has developed problems from the pressure."
"Damn it, I really have to make you fly."
"Didn't you tease me first?"
"I didn't tease you," Shen Nian spread his hands innocently.
"Seriously, bro?" Ma Mingfan was confused. "Are there really elves?"
"Yes, and they know magic," Shen Nian said seriously.
It didn't look like he was acting.
Ma Mingfan squinted in confusion. Looking at Shen Nian's expression, he had to hear him out no matter what.
Could it be that Bro Nian actually has the contact info of elf cosplayers?
Where is the law? Where is WeChat? Uh, no, where are his morals?
"I'm telling you very seriously, elves absolutely do exist."
"Go on, I'm listening."
"If you want to see elves, you can buy a plane ticket and fly to America. The elves there all know how to use magic."
"Elves are indeed created based on white people, but where is the magic, may I ask?"
"You don't even know this? They can use fire magic." Shen Nian rubbed his forehead. "They're even chantless fire mages."
Ma Mingfan was deep in thought.
Chantless... fire magic?
Motherfucker, American Iaijutsu, right?
That's indeed very chantless. Without even opening the mouth, the fire magic has already been fired out.
Gunpowder is also fire.
There's also a staff, it's just that the staff is a bit black.
Indeed very good at magic.
"Actually, I know magic too, but it's water-type, it just needs a little chanting time," Ma Mingfan said mysteriously.
After all, gathering saliva also takes time.
"Get out of here." Shen Nian waved his hand in disgust. "I've already told you, go find your elves."
"I'm afraid of being taken out by an elf's fire magic."
"Then you just don't like them enough."
"Ha, I don't dare to like them anymore."
Who wouldn't be scared to tears seeing this chantless fire magic?
The class dismissal bell rang.
Ma Mingfan felt it was dull. They were just getting into the chat, why did class have to end?
Chatting after class wasn't as thrilling as chatting during class.
Chen Dong happened to wake up, and Ma Mingfan quickly cleared his throat. "I know a place that has beastgirls..."
"What the heck?"
"You can find them if you go to some forests, really not lying to you."
Chen Dong just felt there was a trick. He extracted the elements of a beastgirl and probed:
"Can they stand up and walk?"
"Yes."
"Do they have human and animal features?"
"Yes." Ma Mingfan nodded seriously. "And they're female, true beastgirls."
Chen Dong was completely baffled.
"Bullshit, spit it out."
"Female gorillas in the forest."
"Your mom... wait a minute... holy shit, it seems like it's actually true."
Fun fact: Beastgirls can stand and walk, have hands and feet, and simultaneously possess both animal and human traits.
And gorillas have all of these.
Chen Dong was scared to tears. It turned out Ma Mingfan wasn't lying to him.
He used to really like beastgirls, but now he didn't, afraid of being punched to death by one.
Shen Nian went to the restroom and just washed his hands. They were dripping wet. Now he also knew chantless water magic.
He originally wanted to go back and wipe them on Chen Dong, but seeing Xia Yanchun and Li Shiyan slip out to the corridor to enjoy the breeze, Shen Nian immediately took a turn.
"Hehe, enjoying the breeze?" Shen Nian leaned against the railing next to Xia Yanchun, suppressing the urge to twirl her hair.
Xia Yanchun pouted and buried her small face in her arms, revealing only a pair of somewhat gloomy eyes. She simply gave two soft hums.
"What's wrong? Little loli, did you bully her?"
Li Shiyan shrank her neck, her voice low. "How could I..."
"Then what's going on? My Lord Class Monitor is so depressed, are you sure you didn't do anything wrong?"
Xia Yanchun couldn't stand listening to him anymore and gave Shen Nian a kick on the calf, her little mouth chattering, "There was something wrong with the fruit tea you brought back. My stomach started hurting during class, and it still hurts now..."
"Is it serious? Do you want to ask for a leave of absence?"
"It's fine, it's just a slight ache. It's not a big deal, but it's extremely uncomfortable."
"Do you want to go to the bathroom?"
"I don't feel the urge, and I don't want to go at school anyway!"
"That makes things difficult." Shen Nian stroked his chin. "Looks like I'll just have to inconvenience myself and massage your stomach for you."
"You! Get lost!"
Xia Yanchun instantly blushed all the way to the tips of her ears, feeling completely flustered.

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uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.