"Mmm..." Xia Yanchun slowly sat up, her eyes curving into crescents. She pressed her lips lightly together, savoring the lingering sweetness of their intimate moment.
Today it was Longjing jasmine flavored.
Xia Yanchun rubbed Shen Nian's face, unable to keep her hands off him. The more she looked at him, the cuter he seemed.
"Do you not even wipe your mouth clean when you wash your face?"
"What's wrong?"
"There's toothpaste on your lips."
"Yeah... sometimes I don't wipe it off completely."
"Like an idiot."
Xia Yanchun felt incredibly smug. She slowly climbed off Shen Nian, not daring to shift her gaze from his face for fear of seeing anything awkward. Seeing Shen Nian's hand reaching for the blanket, she helped pull it over him.
She thought everything would be fine once the blanket was covering him. But just as she breathed a sigh of relief, she glanced sideways and immediately averted her eyes in a panic. Feeling guilty, she turned her back to him, hugging her legs and letting out a soft whine.
It wasn't winter right now. For a moment, she had forgotten it was May, and the blanket was so thin.
Shen Nian sat up too, awkwardly crossing his legs and not daring to make a sound.
Kitty Chun was too wicked. She had clearly done it on purpose, and now she was playing innocent. This bad woman was driving him crazy.
If you don't work hard, you'll become a bad woman's toy.jpg
Shen Nian could fully understand this sentence right now.
Although he worked very hard, he still became a bad woman's toy (sad).
"Why hasn't it gone down yet?" Xia Yanchun turned her face slightly, taking a secret peek.
"Do you think I'm a robot? You're really not treating me like a human being."
Seeing Shen Nian sitting there with his legs crossed, Xia Yanchun quietly breathed a sigh of relief. She shimmied over to his side, sitting right up against him, her little mouth chattering away. "Shen Nian, do you need to go to the bathroom?"
"How can you even ask something like that out loud?!"
"Is... is there a problem?"
"..."
There didn't actually seem to be a problem.
After all, Kitty Chun had already asked him early last semester if she was his fantasy object.
When it came to being a pervert, Shen Nian felt he still had a long way to go to catch up with Chunbao.
"Didn't you say you weren't going to hold back anymore?"
"What good does it do you to tempt me into going to the bathroom?" Shen Nian couldn't understand why Kitty Chun always wanted him to go to the bathroom. Did he look more handsome after landing?
"I'm afraid you'll hold it in for too long..." Xia Yanchun said in a low voice.
"And yet you keep teasing me like this."
Xia Yanchun's non-existent cat ears twitched. She didn't dare say a word.
She was just afraid that if Shen Nian held it for too long, she wouldn't be able to keep teasing him. If Shen Nian frequently went to reward himself, she wouldn't have to worry about this.
Shen Nian had changed so much. Before his senior year, he was as lustful as a demon; after his senior year started, he was as pure as a saint. Even though he said he wasn't going to hold back anymore, she never saw him running to the bathroom. He clearly had so much energy every day, staying so spirited all day long...
"Alright, enough talking. I'm going to sleep."
Xia Yanchun touched her own flushed little face, not daring to continue the topic. Afraid that Shen Nian would notice her guilty conscience, she quickly lay down, turning her back to him and resting her head on her hands to sleep.
She definitely couldn't sleep without a blanket, but the blanket was on Shen Nian.
"Chunbao..."
Xia Yanchun just felt a touch, panicked inside, and immediately curled her legs up.
The bed shook for a moment, followed by the sound of him putting on his shoes and stepping onto the floor. Xia Yanchun peeked up just in time to see Shen Nian closing the bedroom door.
Mmm...
Shen Nian had gone out.
Xia Yanchun blankly pulled the blanket over, covering her body. Even though the air conditioning hadn't been touched, she felt the room suddenly grow cold.
All her drowsiness had dissipated.
She didn't know how long it had been quiet before the door was opened again. The bright lights were turned off, plunging the room into darkness. Her eyes, not yet adjusted to the dark, couldn't see a thing. All her senses were concentrated on her ears; Xia Yanchun could even hear Shen Nian's breathing.
A certain someone lay down on the bed as soon as he returned. His restless hand slipped under the blanket and pressed against Xia Yanchun's lower abdomen.
"Did you wash your hands?" Xia Yanchun asked Shen Nian secretly in a whisper.
"Washed them clean," Shen Nian whispered back secretly.
"Did you ventilate the bathroom?"
"I did."
"That's good." Now Xia Yanchun could sleep peacefully.
Xia Yanchun turned around and burrowed into Shen Nian's embrace, kissing his neck and collarbone.
Logically speaking, this guy's hand should be creeping its way up by now, but it wasn't.
She asked shyly, "Have you entered sage mode?"
"How do you know everything? Did the Little Red Book app change its name to the Little Yellow Book?"
"Everyone knows. Did you think the girls in our class didn't know? We dare to talk about anything when we chat. As long as one person knows, all the girls in the class will know."
"You even share intel?"
It was something everyone was interested in anyway. Basically, as long as one person brought it up, the people nearby would come over to listen even if they didn't join the chat.
It was just that Shen Nian always liked to hang around the girls, and with him there, everyone was too afraid to talk about it. No matter how comfortable Shen Nian was to be around, he was still a boy.
"Go to sleep, look what time it is..."
"I don't know, let's sleep." Shen Nian closed his eyes. It really was time to sleep at this hour.
But after only sleeping for a little while, the little person in his arms started muttering again, "Am I really miserable in your head?"
"...Chunbao, I'm definitely gentle."
"Liar, last time you said I was super miserable."
"If you know, why ask? Idiot, go to sleep."
"I'll beat you to death!"
...
May 8th, the sky was clear and the air was crisp. The bright red sun could be seen as early as six in the morning.
With the sun glaring so brightly in the morning, Shen Nian dreaded to think how hot it would be at noon, especially since they had a PE class in the afternoon.
"We're probably doing physical tests in PE this afternoon?" Shen Nian said suddenly as he drove Chunbao to school.
"Yeah, classes will probably be suspended after that."
"Sigh, even PE is suspended... But it's the last month anyway, so be it."
"It's not like you exercise anyway."
"I just don't play basketball during PE. Who says I don't exercise? If I didn't exercise, would you be able to feel my abs?"
"Ew, what a pervert." Xia Yanchun ignored him; gnawing on the corn on the cob she just bought was the top priority.
When they arrived at the school gates, she shoved the remaining half of the corn cob into Shen Nian's hands as his reward for driving.
Today was the day the results came out, and for the first time, Xia Yanchun felt unsure about her grades.
She felt like she was really going to be surpassed by Shen Nian this time.
Not being able to beat Shen Nian in the grand unified exam, she didn't want something like that to happen!
Would she win?
She probably would!
Glancing at Shen Nian, this pighead was actually eating the corn she had gnawed on with such relish. How outrageous.
Him enjoying the food so much was an eyesore to Xia Yanchun.
She wanted to pick a fight.
"What's with that expression? Do I owe you money?" Shen Nian was baffled. Who could understand the feeling of glancing over only to see the soft, beautiful girl beside him glaring at him.
It felt pretty good, actually. He recommended she glare at him while wearing a maid outfit.
"You do." Xia Yanchun crossed her arms. "Yesterday was Crazy Thursday and you didn't send me fifty bucks. You have no self-awareness, zero initiative. Consider it a debt you owe me. If you don't pay it back, I'll hit you."
"Wow, the class monitor is actually bullying a classmate and collecting protection money. I'm crying from fear."
"Saying all that is useless. You have to pay me back anyway."
Xia Yanchun was here to pick a fight, so she was acting as unreasonable as possible.
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
