Xia Yanchun's eyes hid a hint of slyness. She narrowed her eyes slightly and quietly pressed her index finger against Shen Nian's lips, keeping him from making a sound.
Although she was sitting on Shen Nian's lower abdomen, she didn't do anything excessive. Just looking down at him from this dominant position made her feel a little satisfied.
She was feeling very bold today, doing whatever came to mind. When the two of them were alone, she just wanted to see Shen Nian look shy.
"What are you doing..." Even though Xia Yanchun's weight put no pressure on him at all, Shen Nian just felt very uncomfortable.
"Giving you a goodnight kiss."
Xia Yanchun's eyes curved into a smile. Her two small hands pulled Shen Nian's hands to either side of the pillow, trying to press her palms down on them, wondering if she was pressing too hard and hurting him.
She pressed straight down. The dominant, top-down position made her feel even more lively, invading Shen Nian's senses and leaving him no room for his own thoughts.
"Mmph..."
After her bold move, Xia Yanchun lost a bit of her composure. She stared straight at Shen Nian for a moment, savoring the rare shyness and embarrassment in his eyes. The last little gap in her good mood was completely filled.
Using Shen Nian to satisfy her own little whims again—how bad of her!
Xia Yanchun carefully swung her leg over and got off Shen Nian. The room was pitch black, but she still squinted, feeling around in the dark to pull the blanket over him.
Shen Nian's thoughts were in a jumble. If the tables were turned and he had done to Xia Yanchun what she just did to him, and their parents found out, he didn't even want to know how many beatings he'd get.
That damn Xia Yanchun was just relying on the fact that she was a sweet, beautiful girl. If she were a guy, just see if I wouldn't...
On second thought! It's better she doesn't turn into a guy.
Ahhhhh, does anyone get it, guys? I'm just saying this world is really unfair to men. The oppression of men in this female-dominated world is truly outrageous, bros! #Gundam #Tokusatsu #HaremAnime
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Shen Nian scolded:
"You're going a bit too far, Haki-Chun. You're going to burn yourself playing with fire like this. Woman, you are playing with fire, do you know that?"
"I don't even need you to be a domineering CEO, just making a hundred thousand or so is enough. Can you wait until you actually make that much before saying such greasy lines?"
Now he was even madder. Damn it, when did Haki-Chun get buffed? High attack and high defense—how are you even supposed to play against that?
Xia Yanchun collapsed onto the bed, soft as a puddle, and burrowed into the blanket, deliberately keeping a fist's distance away from Shen Nian.
Thanks to Shen Nian's rather fluffy blanket, she didn't have to avert her gaze.
She was already happy enough for tonight. There was an exam tomorrow, so she should go to sleep early!
Thinking this, Xia Yanchun began to close her eyes.
Shen Nian: ...
He felt like he was being treated as a toy.
If you don't work hard, you'll become a bad woman's toy.jpg
Anger rising in his heart, giving him wicked courage, Shen Nian boldly scooted closer to Xia Yanchun. One of his hands, just like usual, landed on her lower abdomen.
Xia Yanchun was so comfortable she wanted to purr, and didn't think much of it at first. But when Shen Nian's hand showed a faint tendency to move upward, she instantly became wide awake and hurriedly pressed her small hands over his large one.
Wait, you...
Scared dizzy by Shen Nian!
Breathing faintly, Xia Yanchun met Shen Nian's complex gaze in disbelief. She lightly pursed her lips and slowly lowered his hand.
"Eek... what are you doing..."
"You know."
Xia Yanchun didn't dare to speak loudly, nor did she know what to say. Hesitating in her heart, she finally let out only a soft whisper.
"You can't..."
"Mhm..."
Her eyes faintly reddening, Xia Yanchun knew she must look like a mess right now. She was glad the lights were off; otherwise, her face, which was who-knows-how red, would definitely be mocked by Shen Nian as a monkey's butt.
However, Shen Nian wasn't feeling that optimistic either.
She cupped Shen Nian's face. It was hot, and she could already imagine how blushing he looked.
"Chunbao..."
Shen Nian murmured as he got up and straddled Xia Yanchun's thighs. Knowing the weight difference between them, he didn't dare sit on her, but that didn't stop him from pinning her beneath him.
He was doing exactly what Xia Yanchun had done earlier, with the difference being that he could easily pin her wrists down.
He had just been given a goodnight kiss, and now Shen Nian was going to return one. This was a traditional domestic virtue.
Xia Yanchun knew what Shen Nian was going to do. Being pinned down like this just made her feel a bit embarrassed and constrained—just like Shen Nian had felt a moment ago.
Driven by his emotions, Shen Nian was even more passionate than Xia Yanchun. She let out soft whimpers, struggling to catch her breath.
With hindsight, she realized she didn't need to hold her breath.
"...Mhm."
Xia Yanchun caught her breath. Shen Nian still seemed to want more; moving downwards, he buried his face in her collarbone, greedily taking in the sweet fragrance unique to the young girl.
His disordered breathing left Xia Yanchun's mind in a complete mess.
"Chunbao..." Shen Nian wanted to laugh, but he couldn't smile as naturally as he used to; even baring his teeth felt a bit off.
"T-That's enough, you're pressing down too hard on me..." Xia Yanchun was genuinely afraid he would press down further. Her almond-shaped eyes were glistening with moisture, blinking rapidly.
Shen Nian nodded, but didn't lie back down. Feeling guilty, he scratched his cheek. "You go to sleep first. I'm going to the bathroom."
He quietly slipped out, walking hunched over like a little old man, looking as if he had a bitter lot in life.
Xia Yanchun buried her small face in the pillow, feeling even guiltier than Shen Nian.
Ugh, she really seemed to have gone a bit too far today, teasing Shen Nian to the point where he didn't even dare to stay in the same room with her.
Let him cool off on his own for a bit!
Xia Yanchun murmured "mhm" to herself. At the thought of what Shen Nian had wanted to do just now, her heart thumped wildly, feeling as if it were about to leap out of her chest.
She smoothed out the bedsheets that had become a bit messy from their intimate actions, pulling the entire blanket toward herself so her body heat could warm the whole thing up.
She shouldn't go that far in the future...
When Shen Nian comes back, she would just go to sleep obediently.
...
Three minutes had passed. Had he still not cooled off? Did he really go to take a dump?
...
Xia Yanchun glanced at her phone. It was already twelve-thirty.
It had been over ten minutes.
Thinking about the short sleeves he was wearing, Xia Yanchun wanted him to come back quickly, so she typed a message on her phone and sent it to him.
Bzz—
On the desk, Shen Nian's phone screen lit up.
Xia Yanchun blinked.
...
??
...
Click.
The bedroom door was quietly opened. Unable to sleep alone, Xia Yanchun heard the noise and stealthily lifted the blanket a little to observe Shen Nian, who had just spent thirty minutes in the bathroom.
Feeling shy, Xia Yanchun waited for Shen Nian to sit on the bed and took the initiative to drape the blanket over him.
Shen Nian, feeling guilty, lay down and immediately turned his back to Xia Yanchun, sleeping on his own.
Don't speak, don't ask any random questions, I'm begging you!
"Shen Nian...?"
"..."
Shen Nian wanted to cry. I mean, sis, can't you just let me off this once? If you asked me to go one-on-one against Godzilla, I'd charge right in, but if you start interrogating me right now, I'm just going to jump out the window.
Xia Yanchun didn't know what he was thinking. Unable to see his face or guess his thoughts, she knowingly snuggled closer to him.
"Shen Nian, hold me while we sleep."
"Oh."
Shen Nian turned around. After locking eyes with Xia Yanchun for a moment, he looked away. "Why didn't you turn around?"
"Because I was tricking you."
"?"
Tricking her bro into turning around, huh? Doesn't she need to be taught a lesson?
"Did you wash your hands?"
"I did..."
If Chunbao was saying things like this, she definitely knew everything.
Shen Nian never actually thought Xia Yanchun wouldn't know. After all, Xia Yanchun wasn't some pure and innocent little dumbass; she was a colossal dumbass.
How could she not know about something she started herself?
He had only hoped Xia Yanchun would keep quiet to save himself from the embarrassment.
At this point, there was no use pretending anymore. The moment Xia Yanchun asked that question, he had already become a 1.8-meter-tall, well-proportioned corpse with a parted fringe and an eight-pack.
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
