Xia Yanchun's eyes hid a hint of slyness. She narrowed her eyes slightly and quietly pressed her index finger against Shen Nian's lips, keeping him from making a sound.
Although she was sitting on Shen Nian's lower abdomen, she didn't do anything excessive. Just looking down at him from this dominant position made her feel a little satisfied.
She was feeling very bold today, doing whatever came to mind. When the two of them were alone, she just wanted to see Shen Nian look shy.
"What are you doing..." Even though Xia Yanchun's weight put no pressure on him at all, Shen Nian just felt very uncomfortable.
"Giving you a goodnight kiss."
Xia Yanchun's eyes curved into a smile. Her two small hands pulled Shen Nian's hands to either side of the pillow, trying to press her palms down on them, wondering if she was pressing too hard and hurting him.
She pressed straight down. The dominant, top-down position made her feel even more lively, invading Shen Nian's senses and leaving him no room for his own thoughts.
"Mmph..."
After her bold move, Xia Yanchun lost a bit of her composure. She stared straight at Shen Nian for a moment, savoring the rare shyness and embarrassment in his eyes. The last little gap in her good mood was completely filled.
Using Shen Nian to satisfy her own little whims again—how bad of her!
Xia Yanchun carefully swung her leg over and got off Shen Nian. The room was pitch black, but she still squinted, feeling around in the dark to pull the blanket over him.
Shen Nian's thoughts were in a jumble. If the tables were turned and he had done to Xia Yanchun what she just did to him, and their parents found out, he didn't even want to know how many beatings he'd get.
That damn Xia Yanchun was just relying on the fact that she was a sweet, beautiful girl. If she were a guy, just see if I wouldn't...
On second thought! It's better she doesn't turn into a guy.
Ahhhhh, does anyone get it, guys? I'm just saying this world is really unfair to men. The oppression of men in this female-dominated world is truly outrageous, bros! #Gundam #Tokusatsu #HaremAnime
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Shen Nian scolded:
"You're going a bit too far, Haki-Chun. You're going to burn yourself playing with fire like this. Woman, you are playing with fire, do you know that?"
"I don't even need you to be a domineering CEO, just making a hundred thousand or so is enough. Can you wait until you actually make that much before saying such greasy lines?"
Now he was even madder. Damn it, when did Haki-Chun get buffed? High attack and high defense—how are you even supposed to play against that?
Xia Yanchun collapsed onto the bed, soft as a puddle, and burrowed into the blanket, deliberately keeping a fist's distance away from Shen Nian.
Thanks to Shen Nian's rather fluffy blanket, she didn't have to avert her gaze.
She was already happy enough for tonight. There was an exam tomorrow, so she should go to sleep early!
Thinking this, Xia Yanchun began to close her eyes.
Shen Nian: ...
He felt like he was being treated as a toy.
If you don't work hard, you'll become a bad woman's toy.jpg
Anger rising in his heart, giving him wicked courage, Shen Nian boldly scooted closer to Xia Yanchun. One of his hands, just like usual, landed on her lower abdomen.
Xia Yanchun was so comfortable she wanted to purr, and didn't think much of it at first. But when Shen Nian's hand showed a faint tendency to move upward, she instantly became wide awake and hurriedly pressed her small hands over his large one.
Wait, you...
Scared dizzy by Shen Nian!
Breathing faintly, Xia Yanchun met Shen Nian's complex gaze in disbelief. She lightly pursed her lips and slowly lowered his hand.
"Eek... what are you doing..."
"You know."
Xia Yanchun didn't dare to speak loudly, nor did she know what to say. Hesitating in her heart, she finally let out only a soft whisper.
"You can't..."
"Mhm..."
Her eyes faintly reddening, Xia Yanchun knew she must look like a mess right now. She was glad the lights were off; otherwise, her face, which was who-knows-how red, would definitely be mocked by Shen Nian as a monkey's butt.
However, Shen Nian wasn't feeling that optimistic either.
She cupped Shen Nian's face. It was hot, and she could already imagine how blushing he looked.
"Chunbao..."
Shen Nian murmured as he got up and straddled Xia Yanchun's thighs. Knowing the weight difference between them, he didn't dare sit on her, but that didn't stop him from pinning her beneath him.
He was doing exactly what Xia Yanchun had done earlier, with the difference being that he could easily pin her wrists down.
He had just been given a goodnight kiss, and now Shen Nian was going to return one. This was a traditional domestic virtue.
Xia Yanchun knew what Shen Nian was going to do. Being pinned down like this just made her feel a bit embarrassed and constrained—just like Shen Nian had felt a moment ago.
Driven by his emotions, Shen Nian was even more passionate than Xia Yanchun. She let out soft whimpers, struggling to catch her breath.
With hindsight, she realized she didn't need to hold her breath.
"...Mhm."
Xia Yanchun caught her breath. Shen Nian still seemed to want more; moving downwards, he buried his face in her collarbone, greedily taking in the sweet fragrance unique to the young girl.
His disordered breathing left Xia Yanchun's mind in a complete mess.
"Chunbao..." Shen Nian wanted to laugh, but he couldn't smile as naturally as he used to; even baring his teeth felt a bit off.
"T-That's enough, you're pressing down too hard on me..." Xia Yanchun was genuinely afraid he would press down further. Her almond-shaped eyes were glistening with moisture, blinking rapidly.
Shen Nian nodded, but didn't lie back down. Feeling guilty, he scratched his cheek. "You go to sleep first. I'm going to the bathroom."
He quietly slipped out, walking hunched over like a little old man, looking as if he had a bitter lot in life.
Xia Yanchun buried her small face in the pillow, feeling even guiltier than Shen Nian.
Ugh, she really seemed to have gone a bit too far today, teasing Shen Nian to the point where he didn't even dare to stay in the same room with her.
Let him cool off on his own for a bit!
Xia Yanchun murmured "mhm" to herself. At the thought of what Shen Nian had wanted to do just now, her heart thumped wildly, feeling as if it were about to leap out of her chest.
She smoothed out the bedsheets that had become a bit messy from their intimate actions, pulling the entire blanket toward herself so her body heat could warm the whole thing up.
She shouldn't go that far in the future...
When Shen Nian comes back, she would just go to sleep obediently.
...
Three minutes had passed. Had he still not cooled off? Did he really go to take a dump?
...
Xia Yanchun glanced at her phone. It was already twelve-thirty.
It had been over ten minutes.
Thinking about the short sleeves he was wearing, Xia Yanchun wanted him to come back quickly, so she typed a message on her phone and sent it to him.
Bzz—
On the desk, Shen Nian's phone screen lit up.
Xia Yanchun blinked.
...
??
...
Click.
The bedroom door was quietly opened. Unable to sleep alone, Xia Yanchun heard the noise and stealthily lifted the blanket a little to observe Shen Nian, who had just spent thirty minutes in the bathroom.
Feeling shy, Xia Yanchun waited for Shen Nian to sit on the bed and took the initiative to drape the blanket over him.
Shen Nian, feeling guilty, lay down and immediately turned his back to Xia Yanchun, sleeping on his own.
Don't speak, don't ask any random questions, I'm begging you!
"Shen Nian...?"
"..."
Shen Nian wanted to cry. I mean, sis, can't you just let me off this once? If you asked me to go one-on-one against Godzilla, I'd charge right in, but if you start interrogating me right now, I'm just going to jump out the window.
Xia Yanchun didn't know what he was thinking. Unable to see his face or guess his thoughts, she knowingly snuggled closer to him.
"Shen Nian, hold me while we sleep."
"Oh."
Shen Nian turned around. After locking eyes with Xia Yanchun for a moment, he looked away. "Why didn't you turn around?"
"Because I was tricking you."
"?"
Tricking her bro into turning around, huh? Doesn't she need to be taught a lesson?
"Did you wash your hands?"
"I did..."
If Chunbao was saying things like this, she definitely knew everything.
Shen Nian never actually thought Xia Yanchun wouldn't know. After all, Xia Yanchun wasn't some pure and innocent little dumbass; she was a colossal dumbass.
How could she not know about something she started herself?
He had only hoped Xia Yanchun would keep quiet to save himself from the embarrassment.
At this point, there was no use pretending anymore. The moment Xia Yanchun asked that question, he had already become a 1.8-meter-tall, well-proportioned corpse with a parted fringe and an eight-pack.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
