Kowtow to Sister Chun

Shen Nian wasn't too bothered. AI-generated ads were everywhere these days. When he had a moment later, he'd just get an AI to write one for him.

Even if he told people his real study methods, they probably wouldn't believe him.

Sleeping at 2 AM, waking up at 5 AM, exercising until 6, then heading to school, no naps, studying whenever there's time—sure, you could do it. The question was just how long you'd live.

You might just drop dead at your desk tomorrow.

Shen Nian only dared to live like this because he had activated "Little Gui." Without the 【High Spirits】 state restoring his bodily functions, at 150 pounds, he'd probably already be down to two pounds—him and the box combined.

Activated Gui? So what?

Couldn't be bothered to keep up the act anymore. Wanted to be Happy Superman.

Xia Yanchun had already taken out her small pillow and placed it on the desk. She glanced curiously at Shen Nian. "Are you going to take a nap?"

"I'm not sleepy. You sleep. I will definitely stare at you creepily."

"Oh."

"You're not even a little scared? You little hamster..."

"Hmph."

That tiny, light hmph completely captured Shen Nian.

Chun-bao was really cute when she went 'hmph.' Wanted to give her a playful punch.

Grinning, Shen Nian moved his chair over, closing the distance between the two seats. During this lunch break, the loli girl's chair was his chair. Drawing the curtains and closing the door, the whole classroom became their classroom.

Leaning close to Xia Yanchun, Shen Nian immediately caught a whiff of a pleasant scent, mixed with the fresh fragrance of chewing gum. It smelled cool, and Shen Nian's breathing involuntarily grew a bit heavier.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

"What era is this, still making that joke..."

Before he could finish, Xia Yanchun's palm covered his mouth and pushed his face away. Who sniffs someone like that? Just thinking about it was perverted.

Her palm was suddenly brushed by something soft, wet, and warm. Xia Yanchun was startled and instantly pulled her hand back, her almond-shaped eyes wide.

She... she got licked by Shen Nian...

She wiped her hand frantically on Shen Nian's clothes, a look of utter disgust on her face, the revulsion practically overflowing.

"Ahem, let's just say, don't just randomly cover someone's mouth, okay?" Shen Nian said with feigned seriousness.

"Shen Nian, you better behave tomorrow. If you act up and my mom sees, you're dead!"

"Promise I won't act up. I'll hit you in front of your mom tomorrow, tell her our relationship is terrible."

"It's the other way around. I should be hitting you."

Xia Yanchun mumbled incoherently as her hand was pulled over by Shen Nian again. He cradled it against his abdomen, gently massaging it for her, from her fingers to her forearm...

Whether their relationship was good or not wasn't that important. No matter how bad it was, Xia Yanchun's hand was in his embrace now.

Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.

Probably feeling comfortable, Xia Yanchun retracted the little thorns that couldn't really hurt anyone. Her fingers closed together, gently grasping Shen Nian's fingers, while her other hand pointed, directing Shen Nian's massage.

"A little higher... yes, right there. Mhm, a little lower now, less pressure..."

"I'm taking advantage of you, and you're starting to enjoy it?"

"Mhm-hmph! Why so rough? Stop massaging!"

"......"

Shen Nian took a deep breath and didn't let go. Instead, he gripped her wrist and pulled her a bit closer, causing Xia Yanchun's whole body to shift position, making her huff angrily.

The next moment, Shen Nian's hand moved to her arm, pulling her entire person into his embrace. "Haven't hugged in so long..."

"We hug all the time, okay!"

Just this morning there was that false alarm, scaring her half to death, and now at noon he was daring to do this again. Xia Yanchun felt Shen Nian must have two guts, otherwise how could he be so bold.

Shen Nian's breath blew against her head, rough and warm. The sensation of his breathing was particularly noticeable, making the tips of her ears itch faintly. Her own breathing inexplicably grew hurried for some reason.

Xia Yanchun couldn't see Shen Nian's face and was held by the wrist. She felt like Shen Nian was bullying her, yet she couldn't muster much strength, especially as Shen Nian's arms kept tightening, pulling her flush against him. If anyone saw them, her happy school life would be over!

Shen Nian just felt Xia Yanchun was all soft, seemingly completely relaxed, letting him hold her like this. His heartbeat uncontrollably sped up.

"Chun-bao..."

Shen Nian lowered his head, leaning close to her ear with a light laugh. "Let me hold you a little longer."

"Addict! Just die from it!"

"After all, I have to behave starting tomorrow. You have to let me hold you more now."

"What nonsense, making it sound like I owe you. No more hugging!"

"Who says you don't?" Shen Nian chuckled dryly, released her hand, and used his now free arm to also wrap around Xia Yanchun. He rested his head on her fluffy hair, letting out two soft laughs. "How many times do I have to say it? Debts have to be repaid. Don't you know how awful you were before?"

"Urgh..." Xia Yanchun shrank her neck. Whenever the stupid things she did in the past came up, her reason turned unreasonable. She could only try to reason with Shen Nian. "A true hero doesn't boast about past glories. Can you not keep thinking about those old things?"

"Nice, nice, nice."

Shen Nian sniffed her scent, basked in her warmth. Once he'd hugged his fill, he quietly let her go, gathering her fair hands together in his own large ones.

I still prefer your former unruly and defiant self.

Xia Yanchun was left speechless, filled with frustration. Her face flushed red. She quickly sat up straight from Shen Nian's embrace, pulling her hands back. Feeling her hair was a mess, she raised a hand to smooth it, but Shen Nian was faster. He smoothly tucked the strands at her temples behind her ears, but as soon as his hand withdrew, the fine, soft hairs fell back down.

She pressed her lips together, letting the hair on both sides fall to cover her reddening ears. "Clearly, I just can't be bothered to deal with you. Otherwise, you wouldn't even get to touch me. Instead of being grateful, you're so arrogant. Shen Nian, you really know how to push your luck!"

"Damn, Sister Chun is great! Bowing to Sister Chun!"

Shen Nian changed his expression faster than flipping a page. Xia Yanchun was a little confused, but the two "Sister Chuns" really struck a chord in her heart. A small peony accidentally bloomed in her previously gloomy mood.

"Forget it, can't be bothered with you. Don't mess with me anymore."

"Okay, okay."

Shen Nian put his hands in his pockets and straightened the hem of his jacket.

Xia Yanchun felt something was off. Why did he suddenly stop hugging, stop touching, and become so well-behaved?

Her eyes fell on Shen Nian. "What are you doing?"

"Uh, I'll sit for a bit and then go back..." Shen Nian said expressionlessly.

Xia Yanchun nodded, feeling a bit confused and not really understanding. But as her mind became clearer, she seemed to think of something. She stiffly glanced at Shen Nian, who was leaning forward slightly, opened her mouth, then worried that it might not be what she was thinking...

The blush on her face became increasingly obvious. Xia Yanchun patted her small pillow and buried her face in it, murmuring:

Your Sister Chun is going to sleep now. Good afternoon.

Shen Nian quietly sighed in relief. Wanting to tease her and make her happy, he spoke to her, "Okay, okay, you're my sister. Go to sleep quickly."

"...Huh? I didn't hear clearly. What did you just say?"

"Go dig if you have too much earwax."

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