Both Chen Chang'an and Xuan Wudao could tell that this courtesan, Xian'er, was no ordinary person.
She was a cultivator, though her skills were mediocre.
Even so, there was no reason for her to end up in a place like this.
When Xian'er saw Chen Chang'an, she was visibly startled. She had heard that two eccentric wealthy men dressed as beggars had arrived.
But Chen Chang'an's appearance, attire, and demeanor bore no resemblance to a beggar.
"Do you play the zither?" Chen Chang'an asked, noticing the instrument in Xian'er's arms.
"Sir, our Xian'er only performs—she doesn't sell her body," another woman chimed in teasingly, earning a frown from Xuan Wudao, who shot her a displeased glare.
Xuan Wudao was no ordinary man, and his aura was far too imposing for mere brothel girls to withstand.
A single glance from him silenced their frivolous chatter, making it clear that these visitors were not to be trifled with.
"Then this humble girl shall embarrass herself with a performance."
Relieved that the two men didn’t seem like the usual lecherous patrons, Xian'er settled by the side, carefully arranging her guqin. Her slender fingers brushed the strings, and soon, a soul-stirring melody filled the air.
The music was gentle and lingering, tugging at the heartstrings—yet beneath its softness lay a faint undercurrent of sorrow.
Though Xian'er tried to conceal it, both Chen Chang'an and Xuan Wudao caught the hidden grief.
Exchanging a glance, they silently acknowledged: this woman had a story.
"My skills are lacking—please forgive me, honored guests."
Woof woof woof!
"Oh, my apologies—three guests."
Hearing Da Huang’s indignant barks, Xian'er couldn’t help but find the situation amusing.
This was the first time she’d seen someone bring a dog to a brothel—and even hire courtesans for it.
"Flowers bloom toward the sun; people must move forward."
"Let not the past weigh you down—only laughter should fill your days."
"One... should not live in the past."
Chen Chang'an’s words struck Xian'er like a bolt, leaving her trembling. She hadn’t expected him to discern her sorrow.
"Old Chen, not bad! You actually understand this stuff?" Xuan Wudao remarked.
"Back when I visited brothels, those pretentious scholars pissed me off—always putting on airs, and I never learned how to do it."
Chen Chang'an gave him a weary look. What exactly have you been doing all these years, you bastard?
"You never learned?" Chen Chang'an asked.
"Nope. What’s the point? Does it boost cultivation? Speed up progress?" Xuan Wudao scoffed.
"No, but... it might make you a little wiser."
"Tch. What do I need wisdom for? Strength speaks for itself," Xuan Wudao retorted dismissively.
"It’s useful. If you had any, you wouldn’t have spent centuries wondering whether beggars bathe."
"You—!"
Xuan Wudao glared but had no comeback. When it came to wit, he was admittedly straightforward.
"Gu Xian'er!"
"Gu Xian'er, where are you?"
"I know you’re here—come out and face me!"
A man’s furious shouts erupted from outside, draining the color from Gu Xian'er’s face.
"Sigh. It seems I can’t stay here any longer."
"Forgive me, honored guests. Our meeting today was fate, and that song was my gift to you."
"I must take my leave now."
With that, Gu Xian'er turned to leave.
Watching her, Chen Chang'an was bemused.
She runs, he chases. He chases, she runs?
How... cliché.
"Da Huang, ever seen this kind of drama before?" Chen Chang'an asked.
Da Huang shook his head vigorously. Despite his travels far and wide, he’d never encountered anything like this.
"Miss Xian'er, wait."
"Running won’t solve anything."
"Can you hide forever?"
"Why not talk it out openly? The problem might resolve itself—what do you think?" Chen Chang'an stepped in, blocking her path.
"Thank you for your kindness, young master, but some people... some things... cannot be reasoned with," Gu Xian'er replied, shaking her head.
"How do you know unless you try?"
Before she could respond, the door burst open as a young man stormed in, charging straight toward her.
"Xian'er, it really is you!"
"I heard you were here and came at once."
"Please, don’t run away anymore—stop hiding from me!"
Gu Xian'er recoiled, putting distance between them.
"Xian'er, you..."
The man—Lin Ruoheng—looked wounded, his eyes brimming with sorrow.
"Young Master Lin, why must you torment me?"
"Must I die before you’ll leave me be?"
"There can never be anything between us—you know this."
Her voice was steel, leaving no room for negotiation.
"No, there must be a way!"
"I’ve thought it through—I can—"
"Enough!"
Gu Xian'er cut him off sharply.
"Your Lin Family slaughtered my entire clan! Do you truly believe such a sin can be forgiven?"
"I lack the strength to seek vengeance—I’ve accepted that."
"But why must you hound me?"
"Lin Ruoheng, don’t push me too far!"
Huh?
A blood feud too?
This is beyond cliché—it’s a tragedy!
"Kid, you wiped out her family and still have the gall to chase after her?"
"If you regretted it, you shouldn’t have done it in the first place."
"How dare you show your face? If I were you, I’d be too ashamed to even look at her," Xuan Wudao sneered.
Lin Ruoheng’s expression darkened as he whirled toward Xuan Wudao.
"Who the hell are you? This is none of your concern!"
"Scram if you value your life."
"You even dared to make Xian'er serve you—consider yourselves lucky I haven’t killed you yet."
"One more word, and I’ll ensure you die without a grave!"
Die without a grave?
"Amusing. Truly amusing."
"It’s been a long time since anyone spoke to me like that."
"Boy, today, I’d love to play with you," Xuan Wudao said coldly.
"Enough. He’s just a junior—no need to stoop to his level."
Chen Chang'an raised a hand to stop Xuan Wudao, then turned to Lin Ruoheng.
"You’re from the Langya Lin Family?"
"Hmph. At least you have some sense. Since you know who I am, you should understand you’re out of your depth," Lin Ruoheng scoffed.
Out of their depth?
"Is Lin Xiangliu still alive?"
The name struck Lin Ruoheng like a thunderbolt.
Lin Xiangliu?
Did I hear that right?
This man just mentioned Lin Xiangliu?
"You... How dare you! You actually dare to address my Lin Family's ancestor by his name!"
"In all of Langya, no one has ever been so insolent!" Lin Ruoheng roared in fury.
"So it seems he's still alive."
"Boy, if you want to know just how bold I am, you can ask Lin Xiangliu yourself."
"Or better yet—have him come and face me!"

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"

ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"