Mud Play Dirty Dr. Tang, I've Figured It Out...

"What is your wish?"

"I have a lot of wishes, like how to destroy the world, world peace, destroying the world again after peace, and after destroying it..."

The knife in Tang Yuyao's hand moved a few centimeters closer to Ye Cheng's back.

Ye Cheng was speechless.

"Ahem, to be precise, Dr. Tang, you want to ask about my wish on my 1865th night. Come on, ask it again."

Tang Yuyao fought the urge to stab Ye Cheng to death and forcefully repeated Ye Cheng's words: "I-I'm asking you, what is your wish for your 1865th night?"

"Good question, but I can't tell you, because wishes don't come true if you say them out loud."

Ye Cheng nodded, and then... seriously rejected Tang Yuyao's request.

Tang Yuyao was speechless.

In a daze, Tang Yuyao felt a few words floating out of her head... idiot, big idiot, super invincible big idiot!

Tang Yuyao remained silent.

"I'm going to fight you to the death!!!"

Tang Yuyao threw the knife in her hand aside, pinned Ye Cheng down on the sofa, and couldn't help but transform into a scalp eater once again.

It felt like... his scalp was hurting.

"Yamero!"

Ye Cheng's miserable scream echoed in the private room. Da Huang, who was eating next to them, took a glance, and then... continued to eat, still chewing like a big dog.

Not long after.

Ye Cheng and Tang Yuyao came out of the private room, ready to return the way they came. Ye Cheng was about half full and scratched the back of his head where he had been gnawed on.

"Dr. Tang, I have to say, your teeth are pretty good. It's obvious you didn't eat candy indiscriminately when you were a child and didn't get cavities. Now your teeth are all neat and tidy."

Tang Yuyao was speechless again.

Although Ye Cheng was obviously praising her, for some reason, she couldn't feel happy about it at all.

Hmph!

Tang Yuyao snorted softly. She was still a little unhappy that Ye Cheng was leaving later. After interrogating him for half a day, she still didn't get any useful information from him.

According to Ye Cheng, wishes don't come true if you say them out loud.

Tang Yuyao vaguely deduced some things. Ye Cheng's wish did require money, but he wanted to fulfill it in his own way.

He didn't really want the people around him to interfere, otherwise... the flavor of the wish would change.

It was a somewhat neurotic idea, but... Tang Yuyao respected it. She actually quite liked this energy about Ye Cheng. At least the next time she gave him money, she wouldn't feel so guilty or conflicted.

If he needed money, she would give it to him. This way, Ye Cheng would subtly become more and more dependent on her, and then... hahaha!!!

"Dr. Tang, what are you doing? Why are you smiling so evilly?"

Ye Cheng's slightly silent voice came from the side. Tang Yuyao came back to her senses and saw Ye Cheng and Da Huang, one person and one dog, staring at her motionlessly.

Tang Yuyao was speechless.

Keep looking and see if I don't stab you both to death!

The man and the dog silently withdrew their gazes and continued walking towards the dessert area. This was where they had met, and now it had become the place where they would part.

"Hmm? Why are there so many people over there? Come on, kid, let's go take a look!"

Tang Yuyao suddenly saw a large crowd gathered not far away and immediately became interested.

It wasn't that she was happy to watch the excitement, but she was very happy and highly motivated to watch the excitement together with Ye Cheng. Regardless of whether Ye Cheng was willing or not, she grabbed him and ran over.

Ye Cheng was speechless.

What's happening to me.

The two people and one dog squeezed in through the crowd. The fastest was Da Huang, who wriggled around in the crowd a few times and got in, standing right at the front lines of the gossip.

Ye Cheng and Tang Yuyao followed closely behind, and then...

"Daughter, stop fighting, let go quickly."

"Hanhan, we are all friends, don't be like this..."

Lin Tianxiong and Shen Ming, two middle-aged men, stood aside trying to break up the fight but didn't dare to step forward to help. The two fighting were both girls. If they accidentally touched somewhere they shouldn't, it would be hard to explain.

They could only howl like old fathers from the sidelines.

Let's rewind the time a little bit.

Shen Ming and Lin Tianxiong were both looking for someone, oh no, looking for a dog. They had run through more than half of the restaurant, but still didn't see anyone. At this time, Ye Cheng and Da Huang, one person and one dog, or rather two dogs, were still eating the buffet in the private room.

"Hmm? Why are there so many people?" Brother Doudou, who was still resting because he hadn't found the person, suddenly saw the dispersed crowd gathering again, as if they were watching some kind of commotion.

At the thought of a commotion, Ye Cheng's figure immediately appeared in Shen Ming's mind, and he hurriedly ran over.

What is a reputation? This is a reputation!

As a result, he saw his own daughter fighting with his brother's daughter. Next to them was the short-haired woman who had been forcibly suspended from the competition.

Seeing her young master being bullied, the short-haired woman rolled up her sleeves and was about to step forward to help, but was forcibly suspended by the Eldest Miss...

"Oh, Eldest Miss, your helper is here..."

"Go away!"

The short-haired woman was speechless.

Just like that, without even a single exchange, the short-haired woman, who had a high martial arts value and was eligible to participate, was forcibly suspended. If the Eldest Miss wanted to win, she wanted to win fair and square!

After dealing with the unexpected situation of the short-haired woman, the two continued to wrestle together, taking revenge for past grievances.

It could be seen that both of them were using all the strength they had since they were nursing, but the result... the damage caused was just floating text like -1 -1 -1.

It was true that fists were hitting flesh, but... it was like a gentle scrape.

Even if it was just scraping, because neither of them had good physical fitness, by the end of the scraping, they couldn't scrape anymore. The speed at which they raised their hands had slowed down a lot. Even so, they still refused to let each other go.

Punch, punch, and punch again!

As for the damage... don't worry about that!

What they were fighting for was momentum!

There weren't many evenly matched opponents like this anymore, they had to cherish it...

And then... it turned into what it was now, the classic battle between Sister Lin and the Eldest Miss, round two, begin.

Lin Tianxiong was speechless.

Shen Ming was speechless.

Stop, stop, don't fight anymore!!!

Just when the situation reached a stalemate and the two old fathers simultaneously put on masks of pain, a turning point appeared. Lin Tianxiong was the first to notice the poop yellow color appearing in his line of sight.

Hmm?

What is that, yellow and fat... not sure, let me take another look.

Da Huang!

Lin Tianxiong's eyes widened, looking as if he had seen a ghost: "Da Huang, why are you back!"

One person and one dog looked at each other. The air seemed to freeze, one glance feeling like ten thousand years.

Hearing the commotion beside him, Shen Ming also looked over. The attention of the other people around was also drawn over, and everyone's eyes gathered on Da Huang... The Eldest Miss and Sister Lin were still frantically elbowing each other.

Da Huang looked left and right, found that the situation seemed a bit off, and started to back away, preparing to run away to find Ye Cheng.

Ye Cheng was speechless.

You dog, where are you going!

Stop right there!

Don't come over!!!

Ye Cheng's legs had already gone soft from fright at the sight of this bizarre scene. Just kidding... Actually, he should have changed his pants the moment he saw the Eldest Miss and Little Idiot (Xiao Baichi) elbowing each other on the ground.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, Da Huang ran away.

It squeezed out the exact same way it came in. The only difference was that this time, the hole had become much larger. Towards the end, it had even turned into a wide open path, a broad avenue!

In perfect tacit understanding, everyone made way for Da Huang. Da Huang smoothly and nimbly ran out of the crowd, looked left and right, and sniffed the air.

Finally, with perfect accuracy, it strode forward and walked straight toward Ye Cheng, who was mixing in with the crowd trying to bluff his way through.

Ye Cheng: ???

You @#￥%...

Da Huang just hid behind Ye Cheng like that. Unfortunately, it was too fat and could not be completely blocked no matter what. The surrounding people cooperatively stepped back to form a circle around Ye Cheng.

Ye Cheng finally got to experience the same Conqueror's Haki trial card as the Eldest Miss... How wonderful.

Fuck!!!

Ye Cheng kept his back to the crowd, ready to make a run for it. Da Huang just followed behind him, wagging its tail non-stop. As for Tang Yuyao... she had already bolted.

When she saw Lin Baizhi and Shen Qinghan appear at the same time, Tang Yuyao fared no better than Ye Cheng. Her heart skipped a beat, and she immediately decided to flee.

Especially when she saw Da Huang drawing all the surrounding firepower, Tang Yuyao turned into a rabbit and vanished in a puff of smoke. By the time Ye Cheng turned his head, there was no one left beside him.

Ye Cheng: ...

Badass!!!

Brother, I have nothing to say, really...

Ye Cheng could not even cry right now. He just wanted to quietly slip away and roll right back to the private room where he had first arrived with the Eldest Miss.

He wanted to just sit there quietly, and then when the others returned, he could turn the tables and complain that he had been waiting for a long time, and that everyone's tardiness made him very angry...

That was how the script was supposed to go.

Instead of leaving a hero in his twilight years kind of back profile under the gazes of hundreds of people, fuck!

Shen Ming looked at the man and the dog gradually walking away, and a question mark popped up over his head.

Was it his illusion, or did it feel like... this person's back looked very familiar?

Brother Lin, is this your family's dog? It looks a bit like it... Shen Ming said after a brief silence, pointing a finger at Da Huang's rear.

Lin Tianxiong: ...

Brother Shen, it does not just look a bit like it... it is!!!

Meanwhile, the Eldest Miss and Sister Lin off to the side were still elbowing each other. The two were completely immersed in their own world, unable to extricate themselves. All that was left were their fists, one left punch and one right punch!

Lin Baizhi's HP -1 -1 -1...

Shen Qinghan's HP -1 -1 -1...

The short-haired woman stood on the sidelines, full of anxiety, wishing she could jump in and fight on their behalf. Sensing the surroundings suddenly quiet down, a look of confusion appeared in her eyes.

Why did it suddenly get so quiet?

When she looked over again, a huge gap had appeared in the crowd. Further up from the gap was a man and a dog.

Why did this back profile look so familiar?

A question mark appeared over the short-haired woman's head. After carefully trying to recognize him for a moment... the question mark over her head suddenly turned into an exclamation mark, and finally, a giant lightbulb lit up.

Her expression suddenly became excited.

Young Master, it is the Young Madam, the Young Madam has been found!

As soon as these words came out, the two who were still throwing punches stopped simultaneously and looked in the direction the short-haired woman was pointing.

At this moment.

The hundreds of gazes in the venue were finally gathered, all focusing onto Ye Cheng alone.

When you are under immense pressure and feel like life is hopeless, you can come and take a look at Ye Cheng at this moment... what a miraculous cure!

Ye Cheng: ...

In the eerie silence, Ye Cheng made a decision that went against his ancestors!

He ran away without looking back. As long as he was not caught, it did not happen; innocent until proven guilty!

If he was caught, then he would truly be dead!

Dr. Tang, I have figured it out, let us go back to talking about that wish for the 1865th day!

I am begging you.

Nigerundayo!!!

In the blink of an eye, the suspect suspected to be Ye Cheng disappeared without a trace.

Shen Qinghan: ???

Lin Baizhi: ???

Everyone: ...