Sister Lin, the Moonlight Muse, Makes a Powerful Entrance Madam, You’re the Poet, and I’ll Be the One Devouring Your Art

Inside the academy.

Within the villa belonging to Xia Tongxin.

In the super-large, temperature-controlled bathroom, mist filled the air. Xia Tongxin soaked blankly in the water, leaning back against the head maid. Floating in front of her were numerous little rubber ducks. The little yellow bath ducks gently drifted on the surface of the water, floating freely.

"Miss?" the head maid spoke softly, asking tentatively.

Xia Tongxin's eyes remained lifeless. She stared blankly at the little ducks in front of her, half her body resting in the head maid's embrace, completely motionless... as if she had been stupefied.

The head maid was speechless.

Sigh...

The head maid sighed, an indescribable feeling in her heart. She could clearly feel that her young miss's self-confidence had taken a massive hit, time and time again, leaving her feeling utterly powerless.

They had originally sneaked out of the restroom, planning to continue their sneaky endeavor, only to be dumbfounded when they reached the room. Ye Cheng was gone. The two of them waited for quite a while, but they still did not see Ye Cheng return.

Helpless, they had to retreat. If they waited any longer, a certain underworld young lady would return, and the two of them would be in deep trouble.

They had never seen anyone so fiercely protective of their food.

She was even more protective than their own young miss; you couldn't even take a single glance... sigh.

The successive blows had completely shattered the already fragile Xia Tongxin, turning her into her current state. She was completely stupefied, turning entirely into a useless little golden retriever—oh wait, a little pink-haired girl.

Xia Tongxin's cheeks were flushed red, and her body was soft, as if she had been steeped in the bathwater for too long. If she continued soaking, she was going to melt away.

"Miss, I'm going out to get a bath towel."

After speaking, the head maid placed the petite Xia Tongxin on a slightly higher step inside the huge bathtub to sit. Before leaving, she very thoughtfully pushed all the little ducks over to keep her young miss company.

Tap, tap, tap. The head maid walked barefoot on the floor. The cold sensation brought a bit of clarity back to her mind, making her senses sharper.

"Beep, beep, beep..."

"Hmm?"

The head maid paused for a moment. In her daze, she heard a notification sound coming from a phone. Wrapping herself in a bath towel and tying up her hair, the head maid walked over to where the phone was placed near the door.

It was their young miss's phone ringing. The contact name was saved as... Evil Cow Demon.

"Madam?"

The head maid hurriedly answered the phone.

It was a video call.

The camera turned on, revealing two heads on the other side. Notably, one of the heads was huge, with nostrils practically pressed against the screen.

The head maid was speechless.

"Wow, Xia Xia, long time no see! You've grown even prettier," Du Wanyi's highly excited voice came from the other end of the phone.

For some reason, the head maid felt a strong sense of encountering a pervert. She subconsciously shrank her neck as some rather unpleasant memories surfaced in her mind.

For instance... being teased, being teased, being teased... talents, talents, talents...

The head maid was speechless.

Visibly, her ears turned red. If such memories could be considered pleasant, then pigs could fly.

"Madam Du, long time no see," the head maid said, biting the bullet.

"Yes, yes, long time no see. By the way, Xia Xia, are you taking a bath right now? Can you let me take a sneaky peek? Let's compare a little..." Du Wanyi raised an eyebrow.

The head maid was speechless.

Before the head maid could answer, the sounds of an argument between the noblewoman and the madam came from the other end of the phone.

"Alright, alright, I won't say it anymore. Xia Xia, see where your little pink-haired girl is, let me have a look." Du Wanyi pressed herself against the phone once again.

The head maid paused for a moment. "The young miss is still soaking in the bath inside, it's not very convenient right now..."

"Hehe, it's fine, it's fine. I don't mind. The inconvenience is exactly what I want..." The sound of the madam slurping her drool could faintly be heard.

"Huh?" A giant question mark appeared above the head maid's head.

"Cough, cough. I mean, don't be so stingy... Hey, hey, hey, Hehe, don't snatch it, don't snatch it..."

The phone shook for a moment, and the person on the other end changed to the noblewoman.

"It's fine, Xiao Yu. Just go over and let us see Tong Tong."

The head maid finally relented. Since her own madam had spoken, she naturally had to listen. The head maid thought for a moment and then untied the bath towel from her body, deciding to soak for a little while longer.

The moment she untied it, a very perverted wolf howl came from the madam on the other end of the phone... a perverted wolf's howl, or wolf howl for short.

The head maid was speechless.

She felt an inexplicable sense of shame. Even though it had been many years, the usually poised and capable head maid still felt a deep sense of powerlessness when facing Du Wanyi.

She never played by the rules. This feeling was just like... just like a certain someone!

The head maid's pupils contracted as a flash of inspiration exploded in her mind. She had an epiphany. Wait a minute... Du?

That underworld young lady is from the Du family?

Wasn't her surname Shen?

If the eldest young lady had taken her family's surname and was called Du Qinghan, the head maid would have confirmed her identity the first time they met and heard her name.

But coincidentally, the eldest young lady didn't take her family's surname; she took Brother Doudou's surname... Who could have expected that!

The head maid suddenly realized everything. She now felt that the truth had been revealed, and she felt that the world was simply too small!

If that was the case... then didn't that mean her young miss had absolutely no chance at all?

An inexplicable wave of sorrow spread through the head maid's heart. She zoned out for a second... Wait, did she just see her own madam winking at her?

Hold on, it wasn't an illusion!

It was real!

The head maid snapped back to reality and carefully observed her madam's expression... Xiao Yu, don't say a word.

The head maid was full of question marks.

Madam, you!!!

The head maid's body shuddered. There was another mastermind at play!

Keeping silent, the head maid nodded secretly. She took the phone and walked toward the bathtub, getting back into the water and pointing the phone directly at her young miss.

After so many years, Du Wanyi finally got her wish and saw the little pink-haired girl.

"Yo, little golden retriever, do you still remember me?" Du Wanyi raised her eyebrows.

Xia Tongxin, who was still in a daze, snapped back to reality. She subconsciously squeezed the little duck she was clutching in her hand and looked at the weird auntie on the screen.

Slumbering memories were awakened.

"Hehe, your house is still hiding such good stuff! Jie jie jie, what a fragrant and soft little cake. Come over and let big sister give you a kiss, mwah..."

Xia Tongxin was full of question marks.

Xia Tongxin widened her eyes, her pale blue pupils filled with terror. "It's you again, you super massive pervert! Cow! Demon! H..."

Xia Tongxin shrank back, covering her chest with both hands as she frantically mumbled like a whispering Cthulhu.

This combo of reactions completely silenced the head maid and the noblewoman. Was this... a trauma response?

One could only imagine just how far Du Wanyi had gone in the past.

In response to such slander, Du Wanyi became even more excited. Thank you, that felt amazing!

"Hehe, you are living way too well! Do you get to feel this good every day? I'm so jealous, you're eating too well. My Hanhan ignores me completely, or else she just stabs me with a knife, sigh..."

Xia Tongxin was full of question marks.

Head Maid: ...

Madam: ...

Is he even human?

...

Meanwhile.

At the school gate, a black private car pulled up.

Holding a bouquet of fresh flowers, wearing little white shoes, dressed in a small floral dress, and sporting a headband... Sister Lin made her entrance, looking the absolute perfect picture of a pure and idealized first love!

There were no other emotions in her eyes... only pure greed!!!

Brother, brother, brother...

Brother, I am coming! Lin Baizhi wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth and headed in the direction of the hospital!

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