What the heck, what is going on!!!
Damn it, what exactly is happening inside? You bastards, let me see!!!
Du Wanyi was scratching her head and ears anxiously outside the door. She actually couldn't see the most crucial CG scene?
Damn it, she would never accept such a thing!!!
Du Wanyi pressed one hand on the door handle and gently pushed it down, trying to make as little noise as possible while chanting frantically in her heart.
Just one glance, just one look, only one peek...
"Clank!"
The pressed door handle didn't budge at all; it was locked from the inside.
Du Wanyi: "???"
Bastards, are you kidding me? They actually locked it!
Du Wanyi's curiosity was completely piqued, as if someone was constantly tickling her heart with a feather. Her patience seemed to have reached its limit and she was about to exert some force. At a speed visible to the naked eye, the metal door handle began to bend.
Yes... that's right, bending it, doing it the hard way!
"No, this will alert the snake in the grass!" Du Wanyi's rationality pulled her back in the last second before it completely disappeared. If she did it the hard way, there would definitely be no show to watch later. She needed to change her approach.
Du Wanyi fumbled in her pocket for a while, took out two silver needles, and then... bent them twice, stuck them into the lock cylinder, and started tinkering.
The corners of her mouth curled up wildly... Hahaha, I, Madam, am indeed a genius!
Inside the hospital room, behind the door.
Ye Cheng stood behind the door in a slightly silent manner. Beside him was the Eldest Miss holding a knife with a cold face. Both of them were looking at the door lock, waiting for a certain Madam to walk right into their trap... Oh wait, it should be break in.
As for why it turned out like this, it's a long story. It is said that when the universe was first created, it was a chaotic mess, and there was no heaven and earth... Ahem, sorry, that's a bit too long. There is a shortened version here.
The time rewinds to a few minutes ago.
...
Ye Cheng's frantic fly-like hand-rubbing and wildly curling up mouth froze at the moment the Eldest Miss opened her eyes.
"Password beans, are you done? I'll beat you into QQ gummy candies!"
"Gulp."
Hearing the extremely angry voice of the Madam coming from the corridor outside, Ye Cheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, silently put away his grinning teeth, and then reached out to close the Eldest Miss's eyes, attempting to prove that this was all a hallucination.
Shen Qinghan: "..."
Her brain was still a bit fuzzy, but after Ye Cheng's inhuman action, Shen Qinghan's consciousness became much clearer. She propped herself up and looked around, seemingly looking for something.
Ye Cheng breathed a sigh of relief. You didn't expect this, did you, Eldest Miss? I already predicted your move and put away all the dangerous things around, as well as things that could cause danger. Hehehe...
He couldn't finish his evil laugh because the Eldest Miss had gotten up.
Shen Qinghan struggled to get up from the hospital bed and reached out to pull out the IV needle on her hand, her only weapon.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Bravo, Eldest Miss, your desire for battle is still as strong as ever.
"Come here," Shen Qinghan said. Her voice sounded weak; she was still very frail.
Ye Cheng nodded, and then took a step back.
Shen Qinghan: "..."
Nonsense, he's not stupid. Wouldn't going over there just mean getting slapped?
Under the Eldest Miss's death stare, the Universal Pull began to release... Damn it, his legs were out of control!
In the blink of an eye, Ye Cheng obediently rolled over in front of the Eldest Miss. He blinked, his eyes full of innocence and kindness: "Can you not hit me?"
"Thump..."
Ye Cheng: "..."
Okay, it seems not.
However, the Eldest Miss's hand was soft and cool right now. It felt no different from a head massage. It was quite satisfying, thank you.
Originally, the Eldest Miss didn't have much strength, so it didn't cause much damage. Of course, the enraged Eldest Miss was an exception. The enraged Eldest Miss had only appeared twice in total. Once was when catching dolls in the arcade, and the other time was when she was mocked by an AI and tricked into buying a premium membership, punching a hole through the wooden door at home.
"There is a surveillance camera inside the light above. Dismantle it, and then do as I say." Shen Qinghan's voice was still very weak, but her consciousness was much clearer, and she began to direct Ye Cheng to do things.
Ye Cheng: "???"
Although he didn't understand, Ye Cheng still did as the Eldest Miss said. He climbed onto the bed, dismantled the lampshade above, and after a careful search, found the miniature camera hidden by a certain Madam.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Madam, as expected of you. But, Eldest Miss, how did you know?
"I've seen the hospital's design plan. The camera in the light is for preventing accidents and gathering evidence. It won't be made public. The hospital only serves the Du family's own people..." Shen Qinghan explained.
Ye Cheng: "???"
Is there a possibility, Eldest Miss... that I just muttered my question in my heart and didn't say it out loud?
Ye Cheng looked at the Eldest Miss sitting on the hospital bed in disbelief, wondering if she had some kind of mind-reading ability or something. And then... Eldest Miss, you are an idiot, Eldest Miss, you are an idiot, Eldest Miss, you are a fool...
"Are you cursing me?" Shen Qinghan frowned and asked with some uncertainty.
Ye Cheng: "???"
Ye Cheng gasped, hurriedly backed away, his eyes full of horror.
"Eldest Miss, you can read minds?"
"No, that's stuff from novels, but your intentions are very obvious," Shen Qinghan explained.
Ye Cheng rubbed his smooth chin, looking like he was thinking, and then stared at the Eldest Miss, his brain starting to run wild with dirty images...
"Slap!"
The Eldest Miss slapped Ye Cheng's face. Ye Cheng's eyes became clear. Although... there was no strength behind it, it was cool, and he even wanted to say it felt good.
Ye Cheng: "???"
"Eldest Miss, you still say you can't read minds!" Ye Cheng's eyes were full of horror. He covered his face, slowly backed away, and prepared to hide in the corner and shiver.
This is too unfair, the Eldest Miss can actually do this?
Shen Qinghan's head was still dizzy. She barely supported herself on the bed with one hand to maintain a sitting posture. Even at this time, she didn't forget to look at Ye Cheng with the eyes of an idiot.
"I'll say it again, I can't. Your intentions are too obvious."
Ye Cheng: "???"
Ye Cheng could guarantee that he had done nothing but breathe just now, but in the Eldest Miss's eyes, it became "intentions are too obvious"?
Just breathing means he has great tricks up his sleeve?
That can't be, right?
Eldest Miss, isn't your persona supposed to be the losing heroine?
Ye Cheng: "..."
Next, under the Eldest Miss's command, Ye Cheng destroyed the last miniature surveillance camera left by the Madam in the room. The moment it was destroyed, the tablet held in the Madam's hands went black.
Next was the Eldest Miss's "evil" plan.
The steps were simple: lure a certain Madam over, and then... stab her to death!
Ye Cheng: "..."
"Um, Eldest Miss, I don't think this is a good idea?" Ye Cheng probed cautiously. After all, the Madam had treated him quite well, except for being a bit of a scammer at times.
Shen Qinghan looked calm: "Then I'll stab you!"
"Miss, when do we start? Don't worry, I will definitely put on a good act. When the time comes, I'll pin Madam down!" The expression on Ye Cheng's face became quite a bit more "handsome."
His whole body was made of nothing but guts and "loyalty."
Obviously, the Miss's "hatred" for a certain naturally evil old hag hadn't faded with the passage of time. Instead, her rage had stacked up, and the first thing she wanted to do after getting up was to stab someone!
Good stabbing, Miss, good stabbing!
And then...
"Mwahaha, Miss, to think you'd see this day!" Ye Cheng's mouth curled up wildly, his face full of wickedness.
"..." Shen Qinghan remained silent.
"Scream! Even if you scream your lungs out, no one will come to save you, hahaha!!!" Ye Cheng continued to shout toward the door, the expression on his face growing increasingly like a lecherous villain. You know the Oscars, right? They had practically begged Brother Cheng to go accept an award before, but Ye Cheng rejected them because they wouldn't reimburse his round-trip airfare.
"..." Shen Qinghan remained silent.
"Idiot..." Shen Qinghan spat.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Miss, you... forget it, let's continue.
However, if it was just this, Madam might not fall for it. So... he needed to go a little further. Miss, you should be able to understand, right?
Ye Cheng instantly entered his second form, getting hands-on. With a wicked grin, he pressed her down on the bed, one hand pinning the pillow next to the Miss, forming a "kabedon" scenario.
"Mwahaha, Miss, it seems you still don't understand what it means to be at someone's mercy! It's too late to say anything now!"
Ye Cheng continued to dutifully recite his script.
He completely failed to notice that something was wrong with the Miss right now. Her originally pinkish cheeks had turned into a deep flush, the bases of her ears were frighteningly hot, and her heartbeat began to accelerate.
The dizzy feeling in her brain intensified, and even her thinking felt sluggish. It was her first time feeling like this!
Ye Cheng pressed down further, leaning his body forward. The distance between the two closed once again, to the point where they could even feel each other's breathing...
Wearing a standard villainous smirk on his lips, Ye Cheng leaned in to kiss the Miss's slightly dry lips...
Shen Qinghan's pupils shrank, losing the usual calmness in her eyes. "You... you're not allowed to come any closer... Mmph..."
Shen Qinghan closed her eyes. Whether out of fear or sheer panic, her hands resting at her sides clenched tight, her palms covered in a fine sweat, and her long eyelashes trembled slightly.
"Click!"
The sound of the doorknob turning came from the door. Madam was making her move!
"Miss, Madam took the bait, let's go!" Ye Cheng laughed wildly and immediately scrambled up, forcibly interrupting the unfinished kiss.
Shen Qinghan: "..."
Silently, Shen Qinghan restored her usual icy demeanor. She followed behind the very cheerful Ye Cheng, holding a knife in her hand.
The two arrived at the door to ambush their target.
Only, for some unknown reason, Ye Cheng felt that the Miss seemed to have become even colder than usual?
And she seemed to be staring at him the whole time?
That couldn't be, right?
It must be an illusion. Madam, you are so dead...
"Click!" A faint sound rang out.
The door opened!
Outside the door, Madam, who was still feeling smug about successfully opening the door, had absolutely no idea that her death was imminent. She was still standing there, grinning foolishly to herself.
"Hehe, I, Madam, am indeed..."
The moment the door opened, the expression on Du Wanyi's face froze. What greeted her was not only the cold gleam of a knife, but also the Miss's incomparably icy gaze—a gaze even colder than usual!
Du Wanyi: "..."

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ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...