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At the entrance of the women's restroom.

"Nothing will go wrong, right?"

The head maid frowned as she watched Tang Yuyao go inside. The look in her eyes constantly shifted. If she remembered correctly, Tang Yuyao seemed to be one of the few people who came to the hospital to visit Ye Cheng yesterday?

Is she also involved with that guy?

The image of a highly capable mature woman with long legs, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a high ponytail, surfaced in the head maid's mind.

Her frown deepened.

She couldn't be sure about other things, but Tang Yuyao's age definitely didn't match Ye Cheng's. She was at least five years older. That was almost a generational gap. It shouldn't be possible, right?

If it was true, wouldn't that be an older woman preying on a younger man?

Wait, if she put it that way, wouldn't her own Young Miss also be an older woman preying on a younger man?

Her Young Miss was already a junior in college. Although she was petite, she was already in her early twenties. Ye Cheng had probably just come of age. If calculated strictly, her Young Miss was, and she herself was... ahem.

No, she still had to go in and take a look!

Whatever the head maid thought of, an unnatural blush appeared on her pretty face. She cleared the unnecessary thoughts from her mind and strode into the restroom!

As soon as she entered, the head maid heard a familiar voice echoing in her ears.

Filling the entire restroom!

"You're the brat, your whole family are brats!!!"

Bang!

The door to Xia Tongxin's stall was violently kicked open, slamming heavily against the partition board. By the way, Dongfang Zhixia was in the stall next to Xia Tongxin.

Dongfang Zhixia: "..."

This sudden, blustering angry shout startled Dongfang Zhixia. Ye Cheng was equally startled. Only a certain Madam, leaning against the door and relishing the gossip, showed absolutely no signs of being frightened.

Interesting, this is just too interesting, hehehe, hurry, start fighting already!!!

Du Wanyi's mouth curled up crazily, almost looking like Venom. She really was a genius. The most dangerous place was the safest place. Yesterday she hid here and caught a certain little green tea bitch.

Today she hid here again, and there was another good show. Hahaha, this is awesome!

The only thing that made Du Wanyi a bit unhappy was that the stall she used yesterday was already occupied when she arrived today. Damn it, who could it be!

Du Wanyi climbed up lightly and, without alerting anyone, flipped onto the nearly three-meter-high partition board. She lay on her stomach, looking down, and then...

Stared wide-eyed at the person below.

Ye Cheng was below, and Du Wanyi was above. They stared at each other.

Ye Cheng: "..."

Du Wanyi: "..."

No wonder someone took her spot. It turned out to be her little partner from yesterday!

Wait, isn't this the women's restroom?

A huge question mark appeared over Du Wanyi's head. She looked at Ye Cheng in disbelief, then took out her phone and snapped a picture of him, making sure to keep silent mode on.

After snapping a few solid shots, Du Wanyi put her phone away with satisfaction.

Ye Cheng: "..."

Madam, I might not be human, but you are a real dog!

Du Wanyi wanted to climb over, but considering she was still enjoying the gossip, it wouldn't be good to be seen climbing over the bare top. She wouldn't be able to watch the drama anymore. So, she simply climbed down, returned to her own stall, took out her phone, typed in the memo app, and then slid it over to Ye Cheng through the gap at the bottom.

Ye Cheng: "..."

Looking at the phone that appeared from below, Ye Cheng fell silent.

Du Wanyi: "You there?"

Ye Cheng: "???"

Sometimes Ye Cheng really doubted if he was still alive. Was he in the underworld right now? Otherwise, why would he see something so underhanded?

Madam, you are truly unbelievable!

Then.

Ye Cheng: "I'm here."

After typing the message, he slid it back to Du Wanyi. Not long after, Du Wanyi's phone was slid back.

Du Wanyi: "I'll drug Little Hanhan later. You seize the opportunity and act according to my signal."

Ye Cheng: "???"

No, Madam, isn't this conversation jumping a bit too fast? Weren't we just goofing around a second ago, and now we're suddenly hitting the gas on the highway?

Also, Madam, is this medicine of yours the proper kind? It won't be like the previous one, where taking it shifts things into second gear, right?

He could handle it, but wouldn't that be a death sentence for the Eldest Miss?

After thinking for a while, Ye Cheng typed on the phone again: "Madam, aren't you afraid the Eldest Miss will beat you to death?"

Du Wanyi: "I am. Little Chengcheng, do you know why I'm hiding here?"

Ye Cheng: "Uh, it can't be that the Eldest Miss is hunting you down, right?"

Du Wanyi: "Exactly, Little Hanhan is trying to hack me with a knife right now. I was forced into a corner, so I came to hide in the restroom. Sigh, according to my plan, I should have hidden in the men's restroom."

"But Little Hanhan has no bottom line. She might search the men's restroom first, so I did the opposite and hid in the women's restroom!"

"Little Hanhan would definitely never expect this. How about it, Little Chengcheng, aren't I super smart?"

Ye Cheng: "..."

Du Wanyi: "By the way, Little Chengcheng, why are you in the women's restroom?"

Good question, Madam, good question!

If I said I originally wanted to climb the wall and escape, but got caught by you, Madam, and even after running to the women's restroom, I still ran into you... Madam, meeting you is truly my terrible luck!

Ye Cheng: "Because I did the opposite..."

Du Wanyi: "..."

Du Wanyi gasped. She didn't expect that there was actually someone as brilliant as her!

The two chatted back and forth joyfully, seemingly forgetting their current situation. Outside, things had already turned into a mess. The head maid stood at the door, looking at the two people inside with shock in her eyes.

More accurately, the two people outside the stalls: a mature woman and a little loli.

The contrast had never been so stark. Xia Tongxin was already scared to tears, especially upon seeing these legs that were longer than her lifespan, and those enviable natural assets...

Previously, if Xia Tongxin had taken a blow from the Student Council President and the Eldest Miss but remained stubborn, the appearance of this older woman with a ridiculously explosive figure dealt the final, fatal strike!

Although Tang Yuyao was dressed very conservatively now, it was still difficult to conceal her terrifyingly proud figure...

In a daze, illuminated by the lights, Xia Tongxin looked up, and two shadows fell over her face...

Xia Tongxin suffered a psychological critical hit: -99999...

She instantly entered the Great Fury state. There was no need to stack rage; it was instantly maxed out!

Tang Yuyao was still in a state of bewilderment. Good news: the person she called out to responded, and it was a brat. Bad news: someone responded, and it was a brat...

Tang Yuyao: "..."

This tiny little thing in front of her... what the hell?

A few question marks popped up over Tang Yuyao's head, but seeing the other party's angry appearance, her mouth twitched, and she still chose to apologize: "Sorry, little kid, I wasn't talking about you just now. I'm looking for a friend of mine."

Little kid?

Xia Tongxin: "..."

Being called a brat was bad enough, but now being called a little kid accurately stepped right on Xia Tongxin's absolute bottom line, instantly triggering her second form's clothes-bursting mode—she saw red.

Xia Tongxin gritted her teeth, her small face flushing red: You are the little kid, your whole family are little kids, die!!!

Xia Tongxin raised her fists, about to viciously teach a lesson to the hateful Dairy Cow Demon in front of her. The head maid standing at the door felt her heart skip a beat. Seeing things going south, she hurriedly rushed forward and hugged her young miss.

Miss, she didn't mean it that way. Don't be angry, let's go quickly...

Dammit, this Dairy Cow Demon is just looking down on me. I am not a little kid, I am already an adult...

Xia Tongxin's ultimate loli voice stunned the few people inside the restroom into silence. A single thought popped into all their minds at the exact same time... Whose lost child is this?

Tang Yuyao stood to the side and sighed somewhat helplessly, waiting for the head maid to quickly pacify the pink-haired little kid in front of her so she could leave.

Otherwise, with the two of them blocking the doorway like this, there was no way for her to go to the men's restroom to find the person she was looking for!

Tap, tap, tap... Light and steady footsteps echoed from the corridor outside, moving rapidly toward the women's restroom. The first to sense that something was wrong, his entire body breaking out in goosebumps, was Ye Cheng, who was still in the second-to-last stall passing a phone back and forth with a certain Madam!

Every single hair on his body stood on end all at once.

He could not mistake that sound—it was the Eldest Miss!!!

Ye Cheng's scalp tingled with dread. The expression on his face was uglier than if his mother had died—oh right, he did not have a mother...

Tap, tap. In the moment he spaced out, the footsteps stopped right outside the restroom.

Shen Qinghan stood at the door, holding a knife in her hand. She narrowed her eyes at the scene inside the restroom, spotting the master and servant grappling with each other at the entrance, and, a little further inside, Tang Yuyao standing there!

She subconsciously tightened her grip on the knife.

She was here!

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