Talking Nonsense with a Straight Face, Young People Should Believe in Science

Fight, fight, come on, fight!

Damn it, why haven't they started fighting yet!

Du Wanyi stood to the side, eating up the drama, wishing she could personally step in and add a little fuel to the fire to make the two of them fight. The fiercer the fight, the better.

Unfortunately, after waiting a while, Du Wanyi found that the two didn't seem to have any intention of fighting at all, and she gradually became a bit frustrated.

What is this? They can't even get a fight started. How boring, sigh...

Just as Du Wanyi was feeling disappointed, Dongfang Zhixia, who was standing at the door, moved. With a look of shock and disbelief on her face, and a faint hint of panic in her eyes, she looked in Ye Cheng's direction.

Du Wanyi's heart leaped with joy. Great, they're finally going to fight! The naturally wicked brat of the Dongfang family, give this little green tea bitch a good beating for me!

Du Wanyi was almost turning into Venom. Her two paws started excitedly scratching around. Suddenly, she grabbed something and was burned.

Eh?

What is so hot?

Du Wanyi thought she had touched a heater or something and didn't think much of it. She just pulled her paw back, maintaining her excitement and preparing to watch the drama. But on second thought... wait, it's not even winter yet, where would a heater come from?

Du Wanyi turned her head and found that Ye Cheng, who was lying on the bed, had caught fire.

Du Wanyi: ???

Du Wanyi's eyes widened, looking at Ye Cheng in disbelief. Coincidentally, Ye Cheng also looked up. The two locked eyes, staring at each other. Although they didn't speak, they both understood the meaning in each other's eyes.

Ye Cheng: Ma'am, if I ever trust you again, I'm a dog!

Du Wanyi: Noooo, little Chengcheng!

While the two were looking at each other, Dongfang Zhixia had already charged over from the door. In front of her, Lin Baizhi was still staring at Dongfang Zhixia with a smile.

Is she going to make a move?

Hehe, then don't blame her!

At the thought of Dongfang Zhixia hitting her, Lin Baizhi's body couldn't help but get excited. It wasn't that Lin Baizhi had any special fetishes, but just the thought of framing Dongfang Zhixia, then acting weak in front of her brother, and letting her brother see the ugly true colors of a certain woman... she just couldn't calm down.

In a sense, Mrs. Du's words were very objective. What childhood sweetheart? She was just a hateful little green tea!

President, what are you doing? Could it be that you... ah...

Before Lin Baizhi could finish her green tea remarks, the rushing Dongfang Zhixia shoved her aside with one hand, pushing her out of the way, which played right into Lin Baizhi's hands.

She had been wondering how to provoke Dongfang Zhixia into making a move, but now it was done in one step!

Lin Baizhi's body was already sickly, like a leaf that could be blown away by a gust of wind. Coupled with her intention to frame Dongfang Zhixia, this push made her fall straight to the side and tumble to the ground.

Hiss... With her head down and her hair falling on both sides, only the murmurs of enduring pain could be heard.

Anyone who saw it couldn't help but feel pity.

The typical representative of a pitiful beauty.

Hehe, arrogant woman, you will pay the price for your actions now. Just wait to be hated by my brother!

The corners of Lin Baizhi's mouth rose wildly. She waited a while until her emotions were properly brewed before looking up. Her eyes were slightly red and filled with mist, looking pitifully at Dongfang Zhixia as if she had been bullied.

As a result...

Lin Baizhi: ???

Lin Baizhi found that Dongfang Zhixia wasn't even looking at her. Not only Dongfang Zhixia, but right now in the ward, only Su Su was looking at her. Even the gossipy old witch who had been waiting on the side for drama wasn't looking at her...

Both of them were staring at Ye Cheng on the hospital bed, seemingly saying something, and white steam could be seen rising from the bed.

Huh?

Did she just act for nothing?

Su Su frowned: Are you okay, classmate? I'm sorry, Zhixia was a bit too forceful...

From the moment she walked in, Su Su could tell that Lin Baizhi was not in good health. Her skin was very white, indeed, but it wasn't a healthy cool white; it was a sickly pale. Her body was also thin. How could she withstand such a push from her daughter?

Her daughter was impulsive. As a mother, she couldn't just ignore it. She still needed to show the proper attitude. Regardless of anything else, she had to apologize to the little girl first.

After all, they were both pitiful people in the same boat, both poor girls deceived by that hateful, scheming phoenix man, sigh...

What's wrong with you! You bastard, are you okay! Dongfang Zhixia looked at Ye Cheng, whose skin was completely red, her tone full of anxiety!

Ye Cheng: ...

Ma'am, hurry up!

Du Wanyi was also sweating profusely now, secretly channeling qi to Ye Cheng in a place where others couldn't see. It sounded a bit fantasy-like, but in reality, it was completely unscientific.

Under Du Wanyi's operation, Ye Cheng's condition rapidly improved. Although he was still steaming, at least his skin was no longer red...

Cough, cough, I'm fine, probably... Ye Cheng braced himself to explain the somewhat unscientific scene just now.

Fine??? Dongfang Zhixia looked shocked, wondering if there was something wrong with her ears or her eyes. Otherwise, how could she have seen such an unbelievable scene just now?

Dongfang Zhixia looked for the quick button to call the doctor by the bed.

After finding it, beep beep beep, she pressed it frantically.

Wait here, I'll go get a doctor for you! Dongfang Zhixia gritted her teeth. Still worried and unwilling to just wait here, she left such a sentence and hurriedly ran out of the ward to call a doctor for Ye Cheng.

Lin Baizhi: ???

What's the situation? Why did this woman suddenly run away?

Lin Baizhi took a look and saw her brother lying on the bed, sweating profusely, his skin flushed, and his whole body steaming, looking like he was about to die. She shuddered.

Her waist wasn't sore, her legs didn't hurt, and her body was no longer sickly. She hurriedly climbed up!

Classmate, are you okay? Wait here, I'll help you call a doctor! After saying that, Lin Baizhi, just like Dongfang Zhixia who left earlier, pressed the button a couple of times and then ran out herself.

Su Su, who witnessed the whole process, was completely dumbfounded.

If she wasn't mistaken... wasn't that sickly child just pushed down by their Zhixia, falling to the ground looking all pitiful?

How... how did she suddenly resurrect with full health?

Is... is this right!

Su Su: ...

Su Su felt that she was somewhat delirious now. All day long, she hadn't met a single normal person. Even her usually calm daughter was acting much more impatient and reckless today.

What is this hateful, scheming phoenix man up to now?

Su Su fixed her eyes on Ye Cheng lying on the hospital bed. At this time, Ye Cheng's skin was no longer red, nor was it steaming. He was just sweating slightly, as if he had slept under a thick quilt, and his complexion was very rosy.

Su Su raised her delicate eyebrows.

There's nothing wrong here, is there?

Why were those two girls in such a hurry?

Very quickly, Su Su completed her logical self-justification in her mind, pushing all the blame onto Ye Cheng and attributing it to the fact that both her daughter and Lin Baizhi had been bewitched by this despicable social climber.

Women in love have IQs far below their usual levels, and even some of their behaviors become eccentric.

Just like right now. Su Su never dreamed that her daughter could actually get so anxious over a man, pushing people away and personally running out to call a doctor...

She even suspected whether her daughter had been drugged or bewitched by some underhanded means.

No, wait!

Perhaps... that really was a possibility!

Su Su seemed to have thought of something. She gave Ye Cheng a meaningful look, then stood up. "Wanyi, you watch this kid here for a bit. I have some business to attend to and need to step out for a while..."

"Oh, okay. The restroom is over there." Du Wanyi nodded, very considerately pointing out the direction of the restroom for Su Su.

Su Su: "???"

Who said I was going to the restroom?

Subconsciously, Su Su wanted to open her mouth to explain, but explaining would just cause more trouble. If Du Wanyi kept asking questions... forget it, less trouble is better than more.

In the end, Su Su took the blame. With her familiar, standard gentle housewife smile still on her face, she nodded at Du Wanyi, picked up her bag, and prepared to leave.

"Oh right, remember to wash your hands after you pee," Du Wanyi added, as if suddenly remembering something.

Su Su: "???"

Su Su, who had just steadied herself, almost lost her balance and stumbled upon hearing this.

"Thank you, Wanyi. I know..." Su Su braced herself and offered her thanks. After speaking, she quickly ran off, afraid she might hear something even more outrageous from Du Wanyi's mouth if she stayed.

Bang!

Su Su was very considerate when she left, even closing the door behind her.

The last "outsider" was gone. Du Wanyi breathed a sigh of relief. Great, she could finally speak openly!

"Little Chengcheng, are you okay?" Du Wanyi held Ye Cheng's hand, her face full of worry!

Ye Cheng: "..."

Madam, did I look like I was okay just now?

Ye Cheng's mouth twitched. "Madam, I'm never eating anything you give me again."

Du Wanyi immediately put on a pitiful look. "Little Chengcheng, boohoo, you're breaking my heart, boohoo..."

She was crying, but not entirely. After wailing a couple of times, she secretly peeked through her fingers to check Ye Cheng's reaction. If there was no reaction, she would continue crying.

Ye Cheng: "..."

"Forget it, if you won't eat it, you won't. Anyway, it's the same if I give it to Little Hanhan to eat..." Du Wanyi pouted, muttering to herself.

She had already researched the thing; it wasn't harmful to the body. She had already tested it on Doudou, and the effects were extremely good. Moreover, she had improved it so it would only have a "stimulating" effect.

Even the person affected wouldn't feel like they had been drugged. They would just inexplicably feel their "heart" suddenly open up, unable to resist the urge to get "intimate" with the person they liked.

As for the degree of "intimacy," that depended on the level of affection in their heart.

Anyway, Du Wanyi had tried it. After giving it to their Doudou, the usually serious Doudou had said a whole bunch of mushy things, acting quite like a beast in human clothing...

Of course, this "beast in human clothing" was Du Wanyi's evaluation of Brother Doudou. You just had to take the Madam's evaluation with a grain of salt.

He didn't do anything out of line, just said a bunch of things that would cause Brother Doudou social death once he sobered up. Du Wanyi was very thoughtful; afraid that Brother Doudou would deny it after waking up, she recorded it.

She would play it to listen to when she had nothing to do...

As for Brother Doudou... he had been completely shut away in self-isolation for several days.

A guinea pig must have the awareness of a guinea pig—oh wait, the awareness of a Doudou!

She believed that with the support of such a strong dose of medicine, their family's stubborn loser Little Hanhan would definitely overcome all obstacles and achieve continuous success... Hahaha!!!

However, she was a girl after all. Plus, the consequences of being caught later would be very serious, potentially carrying the risk of having their mother-daughter relationship severed... Therefore, Du Wanyi wouldn't take this risky step unless it was absolutely necessary.

But she could experiment on other people. Brother Doudou had already been tested, and now it was Ye Cheng's turn...

Well then, now onto the second point of contention.

Ye Cheng's body seemed a bit... strange?

"Little Chengcheng, tell me, what did you feel just now? Be a bit more detailed." Du Wanyi blinked, rarely acting this serious.

This medicine was very stable, so nothing could possibly go wrong. It had been tested countless times, meaning the problem could only lie with Ye Cheng himself.

Ye Cheng thought back carefully. "It was quite cool at first, then it got hot, and after that, it was exactly what you saw, Madam. So, what on earth is this thing?"

"Hey, don't worry about it. It's good stuff, that's for sure. Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it." Du Wanyi waved her hand, not explaining the pill's origins.

Ye Cheng raised an eyebrow. "Could it be some sort of Leg-Stretching Eye-Bulging Pill?"

"Hiss... Little Chengcheng, I didn't expect you to have such wisdom roots. You actually guessed it!" Du Wanyi gasped, looking at Ye Cheng with a shocked expression.

Although it wasn't a Leg-Stretching Eye-Bulging Pill, the general direction was correct. The thing wasn't simple, nor was it ordinary "medicine."

It wasn't Western medicine, nor was it traditional Chinese medicine. It fell outside the scope of ordinary medication. A significant portion of those weird and wonderful little animals Du Wanyi liked to keep were used as "spare medicinal ingredients."

There was also the giant softshell turtle she had stolen... ahem, picked up from the Dongfang family earlier, which would be used for medicine when necessary.

Many people always say that the Dragon Kingdom's own medicine is no good nowadays. In reality, it wasn't that it was no good. The prescriptions were right there; it had nothing to do with being good or bad. Even if you were given the detailed production process, you still wouldn't be able to make it.

You couldn't handle or acquire the medicinal ingredients, it was as simple as that!

Like using a century-old wild mountain ginseng as the most basic first medicinal primer, and then some protected...

In short, it could be made, but it couldn't be mass-produced!

The reason Du Wanyi brought out something like this was because she treated Ye Cheng as family. Since he was family, there was no need to care about how much it cost or whether it was expensive. Just eat it and be done with it!

When the time came and they had a baby, she just wanted to be the one to name it. She wanted to name it, she wanted to name it, she wanted to name it... times 100.

"But Madam, isn't this an urban genre?" Ye Cheng remained silent for a moment before issuing a soul-searching question.

It couldn't be like what they say in those Crooked-Mouth Dragon King stories, where there's "another world" or something, right?

Doesn't the "Heavenly Palace" count?

Du Wanyi blinked. "That's right. What are you thinking about, Little Chengcheng? You have to believe in science!"

After saying that, Du Wanyi got up and searched around the room for a while. She found a small metal stool, and then, under Ye Cheng's shocked gaze, twisted the metal stool in front of her into a pretzel!

The squealing sound of metal fatiguing and deforming proved just how solid the material in front of her really was.

"This is as far as it goes. Even the old geezer who taught me can't beat me anymore. Sigh, how boring. It's nothing like the stuff you see in those fantasy novels. All I can do is refine a bit of qi, run a little faster, but it's pretty useless..." Du Wanyi tossed the metal stool, which had been twisted into the shape of a pretzel, to the side with a look of utter boredom.

Right at that moment, Dongfang Zhan stormed in from outside, fuming with rage. His anger had reached its boiling point, and upon seeing Du Wanyi in the hospital ward, he was ready to explode.

"You crazy woman, you..."

Clang!

The twisted metal stool landed right at his feet.

Dongfang Zhan: "???"

Dongfang Zhan's eyes instantly cleared up. The fury he had spent all that time building up outside, along with all the wild threats he had been spouting, vanished into thin air in a single instant.

Du Wanyi raised a delicate eyebrow. "What did you just say?"

Dongfang Zhan spoke with a completely straight face, "I said, Wanyi, have you seen our Zhixia around..."

Ye Cheng: "..."