Du Wanyi vs Lin Baizhi, Elbowing Each Other, and I Used a "Dragon's Breath"

Women's restroom.

In the very last stall.

Lin Baizhi was pinned against the wall by Du Wanyi with just one hand, forming a classic wall-pin pose.

The two had a clash of natural talents. Obviously, the madam was much better endowed. Lin Baizhi suffered a disadvantage due to her age; it was hard to say what would happen in a few years, but for now, she was clearly outmatched.

"Auntie, could you let me go?" A very gentle yet polite smile appeared on Lin Baizhi's face as she looked at Du Wanyi in front of her.

Du Wanyi raised a slender eyebrow. "Auntie? Do you even know how to speak, little girl? Which eye of yours sees me as an auntie, huh?"

Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze...

Lin Baizhi: "..."

Du Wanyi controlled her strength perfectly. Even though Lin Baizhi was pinned against the wall like this, she didn't feel any discomfort or pain in her wrists or body.

"I'm clearly a big sister!" Du Wanyi puffed out her chest indignantly.

She hated it the most when people called her auntie. She was clearly just a young maiden of eighteen years and a few hundred months, okay? She had absolutely nothing to do with the word auntie!

Looking the way she did now, if she walked out with her Little Hanhan, people would definitely call them sisterly beauties!

Auntie my foot, your whole family is an auntie!

Du Wanyi looked the Little Green Tea in front of her up and down, feeling a bit amazed. "Wow, to actually see someone with a weaker constitution than Little Hanhan is truly rare. And you... you're way too frail. Young people need to learn moderation."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... Your desires are too strong. No, wait, they're too repressed..."

Du Wanyi's clear eyes swept back and forth over Lin Baizhi's body, as if trying to see right through her. Uh... well, actually, her observations were pretty much spot on.

She was just short of reading out Lin Baizhi's ID number.

Lin Baizhi: "???"

Lin Baizhi's heart tightened. Although panicked, she still looked calmly at Du Wanyi, maintaining the smile on her face. "I don't understand what you're saying, Auntie."

She emphasized the word auntie once again!

That's right, Lin Baizhi did it on purpose. She couldn't stand Du Wanyi.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you've got a tough mouth, little girl. Forget it, I'm the bigger person here, so your big sister won't stoop to your level. But your eavesdropping just now is a different story!"

Du Wanyi glared at Lin Baizhi with a fierce and vicious expression.

"Eavesdropping? What eavesdropping?" Lin Baizhi's eyes were filled with doubt, looking very puzzled.

"Stop pretending, little girl. I heard your heartbeat just now. You were clearly very excited, probably even cursing me as an Old Hag in your heart, right?" Du Wanyi looked like she had seen through everything.

Lin Baizhi: "???"

What the heck!

Does this Old Hag have mind-reading powers?

This was the first time Lin Baizhi had encountered something so absurd from anyone other than Ye Cheng. The look she gave Du Wanyi was tinged with shock and incomprehension.

She seemed to understand a bit why Shen Qinghan was a problem child. Having a mother like this and not turning into a lunatic was already quite an achievement. She was practically superhuman!

"You're that Little Sweetheart, aren't you?" Du Wanyi blinked, looking Lin Baizhi up and down.

Lin Baizhi: "..."

Why did this Old Hag know so much?

"Let me tell you, you can give up right now. You don't stand a chance. Our Little Chengcheng only likes our Little Hanhan. I've even thought of their future children's names!" Du Wanyi acted incredibly arrogant.

"That childhood sweetheart stuff is way outdated. If it hasn't happened after all these years, just accept that you've missed your chance. Haven't you heard the saying, a childhood sweetheart can never beat a destiny drop-in!"

"You need to follow the trend of the times, be a good girl, and go line up at the door. Don't go harboring any crooked thoughts!"

Du Wanyi seemed to be issuing a warning, but in reality, she was out of ideas.

This Little Sweetheart, oh wait, this Little Green Tea seemed to be playing at a very high level. Their Little Hanhan was somewhat no match for her... She had to step in herself, otherwise Little Chengcheng would slip away.

You evil, wicked woman, I, the madam, will finish you off with my own hands!

Lin Baizhi grew more and more silent as she listened, until she suddenly broke into a grin, her smile somewhat chilling.

Du Wanyi's heart skipped a beat. No way, is this Little Green Tea also a yandere? Does she have that buff that boys love the most?

That's way too unfair!

"Auntie, I don't understand what you're talking about. However, even an outdated childhood sweetheart relationship is much better than just being classmates." Lin Baizhi spoke word by word, each one turning into a knife that stabbed right into Du Wanyi's heart.

Hiss!

Ah, it hurts so much, my heart is bleeding. Ah, psychology representative, psychology representative, hurry over, I can barely breathe, help...

Lin Baizhi instantly saw through Du Wanyi's purpose in pinning her here. To put it bluntly, it was to beat her down, make her back off in the face of difficulties, discourage her, and force her to give up... Hehe, impossible.

Big brother was hers. I'm not afraid of you, Old Hag!

Lin Baizhi struggled forcefully, but... it was entirely useless.

Lin Baizhi: "..."

What did this Old Hag eat growing up?

Lin Baizhi raised the exact same question as Ye Cheng, Dongfang Zhan, Su Su... and a whole bunch of others.

Du Wanyi still held Lin Baizhi down with one hand, but now she seemed to be thinking about something, wearing a distressed expression. Damn it, this Little Green Tea didn't fall for it!

"Damn it, why am I not some Crooked-Mouth Dragon King with a hundred thousand soldiers under my command or something? Damn it..." Du Wanyi suddenly started muttering things Lin Baizhi couldn't understand.

Lin Baizhi's face was full of question marks.

What was this Old Hag talking about now? Why did her tone sound so similar to big brother's? This Old Hag was still too dangerous. What if she took a fancy to big brother?

Du Wanyi's train of thought went like this.

Because she was a Little Sweetheart, and the Lin family was such a huge entity, there was no way to use dirty tricks to force Lin Baizhi to quit. Plus, with Ye Cheng being so smart, things would get ugly if the plot was exposed.

She couldn't play dirty, so she could only resort to physical attacks against the detestable Little Green Tea like she was doing now, throwing in a few verbal threats, but otherwise having zero options.

So frustrating!

TV dramas were all lies. She was the head of such a massive family, yet she had to be so timid and hesitant when doing things. She wanted to be a dragon king too; she wanted her hundred thousand soldiers to all rush their performance quotas...

Simply put, brain-dead short dramas were doing a lot of harm. They had already begun eroding Du Wanyi's brain, making the wrinkles on her cerebral cortex gradually smooth out, just like Ye Cheng's.

IQ minus one, minus one, minus one...

Happiness plus one, plus one, plus one...

"Let me tell you, our Little Hanhan won't be afraid of you. Our Little Hanhan can completely crush you. Little Chengcheng has visited our house as a guest, and he really likes me. I've even picked out their future children's names..."

Du Wanyi was acting like a child right now. Feeling like she had no real moves against Lin Baizhi, she started running her mouth. She had to win, even if it was just a verbal victory!

Just like the common internet saying: My brother dares to eat crap!

Pure bravado.

Believe it or not, Lin Baizhi actually bought into this!

Especially when she heard that she was being compared unfavorably to the young lady, this problem child, the faint smile that had always hung on her face stiffened. She finally couldn't maintain it anymore, and the upward curve of her mouth broke.

"I've kissed my brother, I've slept in the same bed as my brother, I've drank from my brother's cup, I've eaten a chicken leg my brother chewed on, I..."

Lin Baizhi recited them like she was reading off a menu, remembering each one clearly, even blurting out how many times she had slept holding Ye Cheng.

Du Wanyi: "???"

Du Wanyi, who had just been acting so smug and arrogant, was instantly dumbfounded. She became visibly flushed with anger. If nothing else was certain, it was clear that their Little Hanhan hadn't achieved a single one of the "milestones" Lin Baizhi was listing now.

Furthermore, it was predictable that she wouldn't achieve them for a quite a long time in the future either. Their Little Hanhan was just a slightly more advanced NPC; her whole body was soft except for her stubborn mouth, and whenever anyone got close, she would just spit out keyword prompts like "Classmate, classmate."

Ahhh!!!

"Shut up, you Little Green Tea!" Du Wanyi turned red with fury.

"Auntie, no way, are you actually getting anxious?" Lin Baizhi raised her slender eyebrows. Even though she was currently pinned down here like a defeated character in a cutscene, she acted like a victor, looking very smug and proudly observing the incompetent married woman in front of her.

"Ahhh!!!" Du Wanyi let out a sharp screech... her defenses were completely broken.

...

Meanwhile.

While Du Wanyi and Lin Baizhi were staging their confrontation in the last stall of the restroom, back in the hospital ward, Ye Cheng quietly put on a mask of pain.

He had already returned and had been lying here for several minutes, but... Madam, where are you!

According to Du Wanyi's plan, Ye Cheng was to go on ahead, come back and pretend to be half-dead to build up sympathy, stalling for a bit. Then she would quickly return and take on the two old geezers by herself.

The plan was beautiful... but a slight accident occurred. Du Wanyi and Lin Baizhi were now "throwing elbows" in the restroom with no intention of stopping, destined to be a long-lasting battle.

Simply put, Ye Cheng had been stood up.

Ye Cheng: "..."

Madam, if I ever believe a word you say again, I'm a dog!

Limping and looking very "weak," Ye Cheng supported himself against the wall and slowly walked back from the outside. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a man and a woman sitting in the ward with very solemn expressions.

The moment he opened the door, Ye Cheng wanted to close it and pretend he had walked into the wrong room.

Damn it, at first glance, this was obviously the President's father and mother!

They looked too similar!

The couple's respective strengths had been perfectly inherited by the President. The heroic spirit on Dongfang Zhan was very sharp, clearly showing he was a martial artist, while from Su Su's side, she had inherited the vast majority of her looks and figure.

If it weren't for Ye Cheng's decent eyesight, he would have gone weak in the knees the moment he saw Su Su sitting by the bed waiting for him. They looked too much alike!

However, she was much gentler... That aura of a wealthy madam and a married woman couldn't be hidden no matter what. It was completely different from Du Wanyi's temperament; Du Wanyi was just a street punk.

To prevent being beaten into a beef meatball by the President, Ye Cheng still bit the bullet and walked in.

Under the astonished gazes of the couple, he lay back down on the hospital bed, put on the heart rate monitor, hooked up the ventilator, and finally closed his eyes, occasionally letting out a couple of "battle cries" or coughs.

"Cough, cough..." Ye Cheng coughed, looking like he didn't have long to live.

Su Su: "???"

Dongfang Zhan: "???"

The couple exchanged a glance, both understanding the meaning in each other's eyes.

That's right, it's this kid.

Ye Cheng's movements were too smooth, so smooth it was a bit weird. No matter how you looked at it, this was not how a patient should act. Ye Cheng was covered in bandages from head to toe; anyone who didn't know better would think a Teletubby had walked in.

If they weren't mistaken, he had just finished surgery this morning, right?

And he was already alive and kicking this afternoon?

You've got to be kidding!

Dongfang Zhan had also been injured and had surgery before. Coincidentally, it was also on his back. At that time, he had to lie in bed for two days before he dared to get up, and he was in the military. Yet Ye Cheng was running around by himself on the afternoon of the very first day?

The couple wanted to speak up and ask something several times, but they were interrupted by Ye Cheng's "battle cries." He wouldn't cough earlier or later, but coincidentally coughed right when the two of them were about to open their mouths.

He was truly a Timing Master!

And a veteran Timing Master at that, instantly striking the moment they showed their heads!

Madam, please come back quickly, I can't cough anymore!

Ye Cheng's face gradually formed a "Fire Punch eating shit smile meme" expression. If he had known Du Wanyi was going to stand him up, he wouldn't have come back. He would have gone out for a few laps before returning.

Lying here was exactly like being roasted over a fire!

Meanwhile, Du Wanyi was still trading blows with Lin Baizhi...

"Ptooey~"

"Ptooey~"

Du Wanyi unleashed a "Dragon's Breath," and Lin Baizhi, unwilling to be outdone, responded with a "Dragon's Breath" of her own. The two had escalated from a simple verbal conflict to... a spitting war!

A literal one. Naturally, it was Madam Du, who couldn't handle losing, who made the first move—oh, wait, the first spit!

"That's my brother!"

"That's our Du family's Little Chengcheng!"

"Pah!"

"Ptooey~"

In the ward.

Ye Cheng was stalling the two of them, still drawing their "aggro." Finally, Su Su was the first to break the balance, taking the initiative to introduce herself.

"Hello classmate, I'm Zhixia's mother, you can call me Auntie Su. This is Zhixia's father..."

"Cough, cough, hello, you... cough, cough, cough, cough..." Ye Cheng looked as if he was going to cough his lungs out.

Dongfang Zhan: "..."

Su Su: "..."

Child, what's wrong with you?

A few minutes later, the coughing sounds in the room stopped. The couple breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Thank goodness, he finally stopped coughing. Just in these few minutes, listening to it had almost exhausted the couple.

It wasn't that Ye Cheng didn't want to cough anymore; it was that he couldn't cough now. It was so hot!

The small emerald green pill Du Wanyi had given Ye Cheng earlier was starting to take effect. His entire body turned bright red, beads of sweat gradually appeared on his skin, and he started emitting steam.

Literally emitting steam, as if he had been placed in a steamer.

Madam, if I ever eat anything you give me again, I'm a dog!

Ye Cheng wore that same pained "Fire Punch eating shit" smile. More and more steam poured off his body, leaving the couple staring in bewilderment. Was this despicable gold-digger in front of them... actually catching on fire?

"Classmate, are you... alright?" Su Su looked at Ye Cheng, who was continuously emitting steam, and asked tentatively.

"I'm fine, cough, cough... well, Auntie Su, would it be convenient to turn on the air conditioner in the room?"

Ye Cheng coughed twice, really unable to bear the heat anymore. He didn't even have time to add a "battle cry" to his later words, speaking with a frightening level of fluency.

Su Su was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in agreement: "Um, okay."

Su Su had just picked up the remote control when Ye Cheng's voice came from beside her: "Auntie Su, cough cough, could you pass me the remote?"

"Ah? Oh, sure, here you go. By the way, you're sick right now, so don't set the temperature too..." Su Su handed the remote over to Ye Cheng.

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep..." Ye Cheng frantically mashed the buttons on the remote.

Instantly, it dropped down to 16 degrees!

Feeling the blast of cold air blowing out, Ye Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief. He put down the remote and looked at Su Su with a confused expression.

"What's wrong, Auntie Su? What were you just saying?" Ye Cheng asked.

Su Su: "..."