Seventeen cards and you can beat me instantly You think you can one-shot me Another day of being played by capital...

"Yes, Family Head!" The short-haired woman agreed without hesitation, walking quickly toward the hospital. Du Wanyi stayed behind to deal with Dongfang Zhan and Su Su.

The words had already been thrown out, and the plan had only just begun. It absolutely could not fail just like this!

According to Du Wanyi's explanation, the only one who fell for the trick was the Guild President. If Su Su and her husband went up right now, they would likely run into the Eldest Miss still in the hospital room, staring unblinkingly at Ye Cheng.

If that happened, no matter how foolish the couple was, they would realize something was wrong!

If they actually realized it, things would go terribly wrong. Their Little Hanhan was no match for a certain naturally wicked brat from the Dongfang family...

"Hahaha, what a coincidence, Baby Susu, you old geezer, why are you two here?"

Du Wanyi was incredibly enthusiastic, stuffing the small box in her hand into her pocket and walking toward the couple not far away.

Dongfang Zhan: "..."

Su Su: "..."

Treating them like old friends, Du Wanyi directly opened the car door and sat right in. The couple fell into a slight silence.

"Why aren't you talking? Aren't you suspicious of me, or are you just unhappy to see me? You guys are too much, treating me like this, boohoo..."

Sitting in the driver's seat, Du Wanyi adjusted the chair to a comfortable 180 degrees and lay back. It looked as if she were lying directly on Su Su's lap.

Yes, that's right. Du Wanyi wasn't sitting in the back seat; she was in the driver's seat. As for the driver, he had already been "amicably" tossed out and was now standing outside the car, questioning his life choices.

He hadn't even processed what happened. How was he thrown out? What incredible strength!

The driver chauffeuring the couple was a martial artist himself, over 1.8 meters tall and packed with muscle. Yet, Du Wanyi had picked him up like a little chick and tossed him out.

The driver was truly starting to doubt reality.

Inexplicably, the scene inside the car resembled that moment from the movie Kung Fu, where the Axe Gang boss, Brother Sum, and his bespectacled advisor went to Kowloon Walled City to watch The Harpists show off their skills, only to be utterly wrecked by a single roar from The Landlady. Just as they were about to flee, they turned around to find The Landlady sitting in their car with her arms around them both...

Through fire and water, Brother Sum!

Dongfang Zhan, who had been furious and ready to confront Ye Cheng, was now forced into a cooldown period. Even his gaze had become clear.

What was this crazy woman trying to do now!

"Wanyi, why are you here?" Su Su bit the bullet and spoke, taking the lead to break the silence.

She had no choice. Although her husband was formidable, being suppressed by the demoness in front of them had already become his psychological shadow. She had to step up now, otherwise his childhood trauma would evolve into an adult trauma.

Du Wanyi blinked. "Oh, nothing really, I'm just taking a stroll. By the way, have you guys eaten yet?"

Su Su: "..."

Did those two sentences have any connection whatsoever?

If it were anyone else, they might be changing the subject or unnaturally stalling for time. But when these strange words came out of Du Wanyi's mouth, it seemed much more normal.

Du Wanyi was just the type of person who spoke in non sequiturs. Such "verbal chaos" didn't feel out of place at all; it perfectly fit her character!

"Yes, we've eaten. We just had a little something on our way here."

"Oh, I've eaten too. How many bowls did you have?" Du Wanyi nodded and continued asking.

Su Su: "..."

Meanwhile.

In the hospital, the short-haired woman finally found the ward where her Young Master was and knocked gently on the door.

"Knock, knock!"

"Young Master, it's me."

"Mm, come in, the door isn't locked." Shen Qinghan's slightly cold voice came from inside the room.

The short-haired woman looked at the broken lock on the door and fell silent. In a sense, the door indeed "wasn't locked," but only because it was broken.

"Click."

Pushing open the door, the short-haired woman saw her Young Master holding a plastic box filled with washed cherry tomatoes, still bearing drops of dew. Lying on the hospital bed was a Teletubby with a mouth stuffed full of cherry tomatoes.

The short-haired woman: "..."

Shen Qinghan didn't look toward the door. Instead, she continued feeding Ye Cheng, pinching a cherry tomato in her hand and stuffing it into Ye Cheng's mouth.

"Eat."

Ye Cheng: "..."

Stop feeding me, Eldest Miss, I'm about to burn out.

Before Ye Cheng could finish his previous cherry tomato, Shen Qinghan had already shoved the next one to his lips. Ye Cheng had no choice but to open his mouth and eat it.

However, Shen Qinghan clearly had no experience in feeding someone, or rather, taking care of someone. Seeing Ye Cheng finish, she immediately grabbed another cherry tomato to feed him, enjoying it tirelessly.

And so it turned into the scene the short-haired woman was witnessing now. He was almost eating himself into the bloated state of a corpse.

Eat, eat, eat...

Cherry tomatoes were sweet and sour, and eating more was good for the body and helped with recovery. Because of this, the Eldest Miss had just gone out and bought ten pounds in one go. Several empty plastic boxes were already scattered on the floor.

These had all been eaten by Ye Cheng. One could see that Ye Cheng's stomach had already bulged up; he was about to turn into a giant stomach pouch.

Shen Qinghan held a cherry tomato in her hand, seemingly waiting for Ye Cheng to chew, and then... seizing the moment!

Feeding him again! Stuffed full!

Feeling the Eldest Miss's expectant gaze, Ye Cheng silently stopped chewing. This was fine as it was; if he ate any more, he would truly turn into a tomato.

The short-haired woman cast a sympathetic glance at Ye Cheng, stepped forward, bent down, and whispered something into Shen Qinghan's ear.

Shen Qinghan frowned.

"Is there something else she said that you haven't told me?"

Shen Qinghan felt as though some information was missing, judging entirely based on her intuition—or simply put, her "super observation Haki."

The short-haired woman was taken aback, and her expression turned a bit troubled. Indeed, there were a few words she hadn't relayed, but... she thought it would be better not to say them.

Otherwise...

"Speak." Shen Qinghan put down the cherry tomato in her hand and looked at the short-haired woman with a calm expression.

After hesitating for a moment, the short-haired woman braced herself and spoke: "Young Master, the Family Head finally added that if you don't want to leave, then forget it. You won't need to dye your hair blonde anymore. Just dye it green, or shave it all off to become a nun, and then..."

The short-haired woman's voice trailed off until it was almost inaudible toward the end. Seeing her Young Master's displeased expression, her heart skipped a beat.

Sure enough! She shouldn't have said it!

The room was frighteningly quiet. Ye Cheng felt the atmosphere turn eerie, so he started chewing again. Cherry tomatoes, delicious, love to eat them... So, Eldest Miss, please continue feeding me, humiliate me fiercely with cherry tomatoes!

Ye Cheng had now developed a phobia of silence. Whenever things got quiet, something unlucky would happen. Who would be the unlucky one?

Ah, it's so hard to guess... Fuck!!!

Without warning, Shen Qinghan stood up and looked at Ye Cheng. "I'm going out for a bit. I'll be back later."

After saying that, she picked up the remaining cherry tomatoes and left. The short-haired woman was stunned, her eyes filled with disbelief. It... it actually succeeded?

Their Young Master actually listened to her!

The short-haired woman hurriedly took out her phone and sent a message to Du Wanyi.

"Family Head, it's a success, the Young Master has left..."

Meanwhile.

Downstairs, in the Dongfang family's exclusive car outside the hospital.

Du Wanyi's phone vibrated. She glanced at it... It was done!

Hahaha, stupid Little Hanhan, saying it's just a classmate relationship, but her body is still very honest, jie jie jie...

The corners of Du Wanyi's mouth curled up wildly, almost turning into a comical face. Her heart was full of evil laughter, like a standard villain.

She perked up.

"It's about time. If we delay any longer, we'll miss dinner. Let's go, let's drop by and take a look together," Du Wanyi said to herself, looking at the sky outside with a forced expression.

Dongfang Zhan: "..."

Su Su: "..."

So you also know you're wasting time, right?

The couple felt their scalps go numb, completely unable to understand Du Wanyi's thought process. Su Su felt even more pity for her husband. Du Wanyi's mental state had lasted for over thirty years, indiscriminately attacking everyone around her...

Her husband was the main target of her "care," and one could only imagine the psychological trauma he had suffered.

The couple finally breathed a sigh of relief. They had been delayed for a few minutes, but fortunately, they had come down. Just now in the car, they had chatted about this and that, which could be considered an "exchange of intelligence" between the two sides.

Dongfang Zhan didn't really want to say anything, feeling that a certain crazy woman was plotting something bad again. But he had no choice; he couldn't leave without talking!

Du Wanyi was also probing to see what the couple actually knew and what their purpose was for coming here.

As she wished, the plan went very smoothly. The two of them came over to "pressure" their daughter and casually test Ye Cheng's attitude.

Hahaha!

She really was a genius!

As for the other group of people who had already elbowed the evil little brat of the Dongfang family's heavenly god, Du Wanyi had already thrown them to the back of her mind. It didn't matter, who cares, the ultimate winner could only be their Little Hanhan!

You can instantly defeat me with 17 cards?

Can you insta-kill me?

I'll eat my phone on the spot!

So far, I can't think of a way to lose!

"Hmm, then let's go up and take a look together. Let's see... exactly what kind of person has fascinated our Zhi Xia so much!" Towards the end, Su Su's tone was already gritting her teeth.

Right, absolutely right, this is exactly the effect I want!

I can't laugh, I still can't laugh, I must hold it in!

Du Wanyi thought of all the painful things a hundred times, which was how she suppressed her wildly curling lips, maintained her composure, and revealed no flaws.

You must hold on, kind, beautiful, gentle, generous, perfect, naturally beautiful... madam!

Du Wanyi cheered herself up in her heart again, praising herself fiercely. As expected of her, jie jie jie...

The three of them walked towards the hospital.

Upstairs.

In the ward, Ye Cheng was left alone again.

"Why do I have a bad premonition?" Ye Cheng frowned, rubbing his smooth chin, his eyes inexplicably wise.

How many people have come today? Could there be a second half later?

Briefly sorting out his thoughts, Ye Cheng began to recall the scene of a certain unscrupulous salted fish doctor biting him, and threatening him after biting.

"I, I just think you're pitiful. Seeing how much you like me, I'm just taking pity on you!"

"That's right, that's it. Don't engage in wishful thinking, it's impossible between you and me!"

"I'm telling you..."

"If you dare to tell anyone about this, you're dead!"

Ye Cheng: "..."

Tang Yuyao went from pity and stubbornness at the very beginning to being tough-talking and threatening at the end, taking less than half a minute. After speaking, she slipped away, and then met the eldest miss as soon as she went out.

The luck of an older leftover woman who loves to be stubborn won't be too bad...

"So... is this a lip-friendship now?" Ye Cheng asked tentatively, a question mark appearing in his head.

Ding!

With a crisp sound of the elevator opening, the elevator slowly opened, and a group of people walked out.

Tap, tap, tap...

In the corridor, footsteps rapidly approached, heading towards the ward!

Ye Cheng: "..."

Damn it, why are there more?