"Tap-tap-tap... tap-tap... beep-beep-beep..."
"Tap-tap..."
"Beep-beep-beep..."
Typing and deleting, deleting and typing. Lin Baizhi had been battling her phone for almost five minutes, but the drafted message still hadn't been sent.
She had sent a message to Ye Cheng earlier, but he left her on "read." This left Lin Baizhi feeling completely exhausted and somewhat at her wit's end.
If you just left it unread, I would feel a bit better. What do you mean by leaving it on read without replying?
Damn it... boohoo...
Faced with Ye Cheng leaving her on read, all Lin Baizhi could do was hug her blanket and cry a little louder when she went to sleep at night, secretly muttering "harsh" words like "Stupid Brother" and "I'm never talking to you again."
When she came to the company this morning, she had finally managed to comfort herself, telling herself it was fine, everything was fine. But now, seeing that "read" receipt, she still couldn't hold it back.
Damn it, boohoo...
Even after elbowing that despicable older leftover woman, Lin Baizhi found that she still hadn't made any progress on her end. She wanted it so badly; she even dreamed about it.
Finally, Lin Baizhi opted for a more "humorous" approach.
"Hey there, my connection is a bit laggy. I don't think I received your reply..." followed by a very cute winking emoji.
Hmm... humorous and witty, politely reminding a certain "Stupid Brother" who left her on read to reply, without seeming too abrupt.
Just sending this one sentence drained Lin Baizhi completely. After hitting send, she tossed her phone a mile away and curled up in her seat, too scared to look. She wanted to unsend it, but couldn't bring herself to do so.
Anyone who has gone through a "clown phase" shouldn't be a stranger to this kind of thing. In reality, it was completely unnecessary... The other party probably didn't even think much of it, yet here she was, worrying her heart out.
What a disastrous move!
She was originally just a little emo, but now she felt like double-tapping her temples and respawning.
"Buzz!"
Lin Baizhi: "???"
The phone she had tossed a mile away in nervousness was vibrating. Several giant question marks popped up over Lin Baizhi's head. As if realizing something, she suddenly perked up, her face full of excitement!
It's here, it's finally here! Stupid Brother's reply is finally here!
"It's not laggy. He didn't reply. Try refreshing to see if your phone is lagging."
Lin Baizhi: "..."
Not laggy?
He didn't reply?
Then here comes the question... who is holding the phone right now?
At a visible speed, Lin Baizhi's face turned beet red. The excitement on her face became the perfect fuel for her "ultimate rage" mode. She was red on top of red, luck striking right on the head, firing her ultimate at point-blank range, a flying dragon riding her face, listening from outside the door...
"Ahhhh!!!"
Lin Baizhi's sharp, explosive shriek echoed in the room. It wasn't much different from the past two nights when she hid on the balcony alone, crying until snot bubbles came out. She was just an incompetent little sister.
A phone was such an important thing; unless it was someone close, no one else should look at it. If there were things inside that could cause social death... even if she was hit and sent flying a mile away by a dump truck, she would have to crawl back and format her phone before she could die!
In the past, when they were kids, Lin Baizhi's phone passcode was set to Ye Cheng's birthday and his fingerprint. She could unlock it, and Ye Cheng could unlock it too.
As for Ye Cheng's phone... well... she knew the passcode too, but... she couldn't unlock it.
A 48-character alphanumeric lock. Entering it wrong would instantly trigger the camera to take ten rapid-fire shots and upload them to the cloud. Entering it wrong ten times would automatically call the police...
It was somewhat inhuman.
It was hard to imagine that such an anti-human lock would actually exist in reality. What was even more outrageous was that Ye Cheng had kept this up for over ten years, automatically changing the password every three days.
Before Lin Baizhi could memorize the previous one, the next password would automatically refresh. Over time, Lin Baizhi gave up... and accepted her fate.
As for his phone, she just forgot about it.
Except, whenever Ye Cheng unlocked his phone, Lin Baizhi would press herself up against him as fast as possible, and ask in a naive, sweet tone, "Brother, what's this?" taking the opportunity to peek hard at what was inside!
Lin Baizhi had already witnessed the terror of Ye Cheng's phone. She had asked him before why he made it so complicated, and Ye Cheng replied like this:
"I don't want the enemy to be able to use my phone immediately if they pick it up!" His tone was firm; he sounded just like a veteran!
Lin Baizhi: "..."
Fine, she was out of ideas, but she was also relieved. At least if she couldn't look at Ye Cheng's phone, no one else could either. But... today, this rule was broken.
Someone was holding her brother's phone and replying to messages!
And it was a message that "provoked" her!
She was seeing red, her defenses were shattered, and she didn't want to live anymore... Lin Baizhi felt the whole world turn gray. She kind of wanted to try cosplaying as a hanged weather doll.
Damn it, boohoo...
Her tears fell disappointingly first. With her vision blurred, Lin Baizhi hugged her phone and cried, while not forgetting to type and demand to know who the person on the other end was.
Who is it!
Who on earth is it? The older leftover woman, the autistic problem child, or that conceited sour-faced woman? Who is it, who on earth is it!!!
Lin Baizhi's eyes were red; she felt like she was about to initiate a warrior's duel, equally running over everyone in her path!
"Who are you?"
...
Hospital, corridor.
Xia Tongxin swung her legs, her feet dangling like they were on a swing. She looked quite happy, holding Ye Cheng's heavily modified phone in her hands and studying it.
Xia Tongxin had found a loophole here.
Ye Cheng's phone had probably just been flashed, its "Apple" system heavily modified into a "Pineapple system." He hadn't had the time to set today's 48-character alphanumeric lock before he "heroically sacrificed himself."
He was currently still lying in the operating room.
Because of the surgery, all metal devices were taken out. Of course, it wasn't just his phone, but also a pack of spicy strips and two packs of crispy noodles...
Xia Tongxin had eaten crispy noodles before, and they tasted pretty good, but she had never seen Ye Cheng's brand. As for the spicy strips... this was Xia Tongxin's first time seeing them. She studied them for a while like a curious baby.
Xia Tongxin came from a wealthy background, so "junk snacks" like spicy strips were completely eliminated from her life. Other parts of Da'ao City were hard to control, but if any places along Xia Tongxin's route to and from school were found selling spicy strips, they would be shut down that very night!
Of course, since it was a civilized society, they wouldn't use any violent methods. The rent would simply increase by dozens of times that same night. If you could handle it, then... then it would just keep increasing!
Refusing to do things the easy way and choosing the hard way!
Still unable to resist the temptation, especially for something she was seeing for the first time, Xia Tongxin's eyes immediately lit up. After studying it for a while, she asked the little maid beside her if she could eat it...
"Miss, you can't eat this, it's bad for your health." The little maid looked troubled.
Relying on the lines she had just learned from the head maid, the little maid successfully convinced her somewhat rebellious young lady to change into a new set of clothes and even managed to wipe off the dirty spots a little.
As for what those lines were...
"Miss, you wouldn't want him to wake up and see you looking all dirty like this, would you?"
Well... that was pretty much it. They were the head maid's exact words. Although the little maid didn't quite understand them, she still chanted them to her young lady like a magic spell.
Wow, the drop rate really is... oh, wait, no, it really worked like a charm!
The originally rebellious young lady immediately became obedient and scrambled to change her clothes...
The little maid's admiration for the head maid went up +1 +1 +1...
One problem was solved, but the next one arrived: what if the young lady also wanted to eat spicy strips?
Someone save me!
Xia Tongxin nodded, "I'm eating it!"
The little maid: "???"
As long as the Evil Cow Demon isn't here, I am invincible...
Xia Tongxin tore open the spicy strips that Ye Cheng had hidden away to eat secretly. A strong smell of MSG, the scent of modern chemical industry's crystallization of wisdom, wafted out, lunging at Xia Tongxin and elbowing her not-so-bright little head.
"Eww... it smells so bad..." Xia Tongxin's cute little brows scrunched up into a knot, her face full of disgust.
The little maid breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes, Miss, this smells awful. Let's throw it away!"
It would have been fine if she hadn't said that. But the moment she did, Xia Tongxin's stubborn temper flared up. She felt that if she didn't take a couple of bites today, the little maid would look down on her, and how could she be the boss then?
Eat!
She had to eat it!
Xia Tongxin put on a fierce expression and then... pulled one out, took a gentle bite, and chewed. As she continued chewing, the expression on her face began to change.
The agony turned into surprise, and eventually transformed into delight.
Delicious!
Just like that, Xia Tongxin sat there happily gnawing on the spicy strips. Right when she was enjoying herself, a phone resting on the stool next to her started vibrating—it was Ye Cheng's heavily modified, top-tier phone!
"Classmate, my connection is a bit laggy on my end, it seems I didn't receive your reply..." It was a message sent from Lin Baizhi.
Xia Tongxin blinked, freed one hand from holding the spicy strips to grab the phone, and looked at the message.
"Isn't it impolite to take other people's things?" Xia Tongxin blinked and looked at the little maid beside her.
The little maid nodded. "Yes, Miss, we should..."
"I'm his lifesaver, so it's not too much to take a look. Besides, I just did it by accident!" Before the little maid could praise her young lady for being a very good girl, Xia Tongxin had already completed her self-hypnosis and started swiping on the phone.
The little maid: "..."
Boohoo, sister, please come back quickly, I am no match for the Miss, boohoo...
In this huge household, only the Evil Cow Demon... oh wait, no, only the noble lady and the head maid could handle the pink-haired Xia Tongxin; no one else was a match for her.
Tap, tap, tap...
"It's not laggy. He didn't reply to your message. Try refreshing to see if your phone is lagging." Xia Tongxin honestly replied to the message from Sister Lin on the other end.
She had checked, and there were no messages. How strange, why did the other side say the internet was lagging?
While Xia Tongxin was still puzzled, Lin Baizhi's next message came through: "Who are you?"
Xia Tongxin was taken aback for a moment, then a comical expression appeared on her face, instantly turning her into an evil, mischievous pink-haired little roach!
She held down the voice record button and began a grand introduction of herself!
"Nyahahaha~~~"
"This lady's name is Xia Tongxin. You can call me Master Xiaxia or Master Tongtong..."
Lin Baizhi: "???"
"Little kid, if you found this phone, please take it to the police station, thank you. No, wait... don't take it there. I'll send you a location, bring it over, and I'll buy you some delicious food!" Lin Baizhi's highly agitated voice came from the other end of the phone.
Xia Tongxin: "..."
L-little kid?
Visibly, Xia Tongxin turned red with fury!
She hated it the most when people called her a little kid!!!
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