Sigma Males Don't Fall Into Women's Traps, Some "Dead" Head Maids

"I know, I know, just talk if you want to talk, what are you pulling at, stop pulling, my underwear is going to fall off..."

Ye Cheng's cursing echoed in the hospital ward. The Head Maid did not care about any of that; enduring the pain in her body, she forced herself up from the floor, wanting to get back into bed and lie down.

She absolutely could not let her young miss see her in this state, otherwise she would be heartbroken.

For the sake of the Head Maid's health, for the safety of the patient, for... alright, actually it was just to stop the Head Maid from pulling his underwear anymore, otherwise if the security cameras caught it, it would be hard to explain.

After all, he was a "pure and innocent virgin boy." If this got out, how could he face anyone in the future?

The reason the Head Maid was struggling so much was because she was still attached to medical instruments. During that jump just now, the Head Maid's knees were also injured. In just this short time, one could see her knees had already turned blue and purple.

Both knees, left and right, perfectly even, looking exactly like the bruises left behind after doing that sort of thing...

Ye Cheng bent down, slid his hands under the Head Maid's bent legs, and easily lifted her into his arms. This sudden movement left the Head Maid a bit dazed, especially given their current proximity.

Growing up, this was the Head Maid's first time having such close, intimate contact with the opposite sex. Her heart felt as if it had been squeezed, her pupils shrank, a flush rapidly climbed up her cheeks, and she raised her hand to slap Ye Cheng across the face.

It was a stress response.

Smack!

"Little brat, trying to sneak attack me?" Ye Cheng sneered, effortlessly catching the Head Maid's slap.

What a joke! How could he fall for such a brain-dead TV drama plot and common cliche?

Like those misunderstandings, accidentally seeing something you shouldn't see, having to take responsibility, threatening life and death, and so on... Ye Cheng would just go up and give them a huge slap.

To hell with that.

At worst, I will just let you look back at me. Do you really need to make a scene?

To be blunt, if the Head Maid had not ended up like this because he set her up, Ye Cheng would have kicked her and the bed flying two acres away just for that sneak attack slap.

Remember, a Sigma male never falls into a woman's trap. Coincidentally, Ye Cheng was an upgraded version of a Sigma male—a Sss-igma male!

Hands on his hips, fully justified, and super proud!

"To hell with this!" Ye Cheng tossed the Head Maid onto the hospital bed. His method was very rough, making a loud clatter when he threw her. If the hospital bed was not of good quality, it definitely would have snapped in half.

The Head Maid suffered one injury after another. Not only did her knees hurt, but... well, her whole body hurt.

The Head Maid gasped, glaring at Ye Cheng, preparing to attack him with her eyes. But the second she looked at Ye Cheng, her pupils shrank and she could not help but scream.

"Ah—"

Ye Cheng did a huge leap and flipped out the window. It was no wonder the Head Maid was so frightened. Not to mention how high it was, it had to be at least the fourth or fifth floor. At three meters per floor, did Ye Cheng just casually jump down a dozen meters?

How was this any different from suicide?

"What the hell are you screaming for! You scared the crap out of me. It is so dangerous, what if I fell?" Ye Cheng's indignant voice came from outside the window. Soon, his head rose from the bottom of the window frame like a rising sun.

Head Maid: "???"

The footsteps outside sped up because of the Head Maid's scream, making the atmosphere even more tense.

Ye Cheng gripped the curtain-covered window sill with both hands, gave the Head Maid the middle finger, and then began to slowly descend, disappearing from her sight just like that.

Head Maid: "???"

Ye Cheng hung outside the hospital window like a piece of cured bacon. The hospital was located on the hill behind the school. Fortunately, there were no student activities around. Otherwise, Ye Cheng's hanging bacon act would definitely hit number one on both the campus network and the confession wall trending searches.

A person can die, but they cannot die without putting on a show. This saying was perfectly interpreted by Ye Cheng. Even someone with a big heart like the Head Maid seemed utterly laughable in front of him.

Compared to Ye Cheng, the Head Maid was practically a little girl...

The footsteps in the corridor outside stopped. The Head Maid's hanging heart was forcefully pulled back to reality. She had to deal with this quickly!

Otherwise, heaven knows if something would happen to Ye Cheng hanging outside. What if something really went wrong?

In the following moments, the Head Maid needed to handle Xia Tongxin's situation as quickly as possible, then send everyone in the ward away so she could pull Ye Cheng back up.

Click!

While she was thinking, the ward door opened.

Xia Tongxin walked at the very front of the group. Her eyes were red, and her pale blue pupils were covered with a faint mist of tears. She quickly scanned the room and finally locked her gaze on the Head Maid, who was sitting on the hospital bed like on pins and needles.

"Boohoo, Xiaxia..." Xia Tongxin, looking pitiful, rushed toward the Head Maid and threw herself onto her.

And then... the Head Maid's health bar went minus one, minus one, minus one...

Head Maid: "..."

The Head Maid gasped. This impact landed squarely on her knees. It hurt so much that tears nearly came out. But to keep her young miss from worrying, she forced herself to act like nothing was wrong, hugging Xia Tongxin and gently rubbing her head to comfort her.

"It is okay, Young Miss. I am fine..."

"Boohoo, Xiaxia, who did this? I will get revenge for you, boohoo..."

With teary eyes, Xia Tongxin lifted her cute, pinkish little head and looked stubbornly at the Head Maid, declaring that she wanted revenge.

Head Maid: "..."

"Mhm, it is fine. That person did not do it on purpose. He is also... quite nice, and his apology was very sincere. Miss, let us just drop this matter." When the Head Maid was praising Ye Cheng, her facial muscles were visibly stiff.

She really had terrible luck to run into a crazy bullfrog like Ye Cheng!

"No, we cannot just let this go!" Xia Tongxin gritted her teeth, clenching her small fists. She sniffled her little nose, entering a state of great fury, looking as if she wanted to beat Ye Cheng into little bear biscuits.

She looked super fierce.

These cute, pinkish little creatures were the most interesting. Ye Cheng could kick one flying two acres away with a single foot.

Hearing this, the Head Maid fell somewhat silent. "Miss, about this..."

"Listen to me on this!" Xia Tongxin's tone was decisive, leaving no room for doubt. The Head Maid fell silent.

Whatever. Even if she wanted revenge, she had to find the guy first. As long as she did not say anything, she could also get her subordinates to...

Before the Head Maid could figure out how to handle the rest, Xia Tongxin took out her phone and opened her photo album. On the screen was a picture of Ye Cheng squatting by the roadside, looking somewhat silently at the Head Maid who had been knocked out cold.

A photo?

Head Maid: "???"

You have got to be kidding me!

When was this picture taken!

The Head Maid's heart skipped a beat. Something unexpected had happened. She hadn't anticipated that when she was knocked unconscious by that inhuman guy, someone on their side had actually taken a photo to keep as evidence.

Keeping evidence was one thing, but how did it end up in their young lady's hands?

The Head Maid looked in disbelief at the circle of little maids standing behind Xia Tongxin. As if knowing they had done something wrong, the circle of little maids all lowered their heads, not daring to meet the Head Maid's eyes.

Head Maid: "..."

Sigh... Plans can never keep up with changes.

"Ye Cheng, is it? I'll remember him!" Xia Tongxin glared viciously at the photo on her phone of Ye Cheng squatting by the roadside, and then... her cheeks turned a little red.

Why did this hateful guy look a bit handsome?

Previously, in her state of extreme anger, Xia Tongxin hadn't noticed Ye Cheng's appearance at all. She only knew that Ye Cheng was a very hateful, despicable, very... super big villain, a bad guy who bullied their Xiaxia!

Now seeing that the Head Maid was fine, Xia Tongxin gradually calmed down. Looking closely, she found that Ye Cheng actually had some good looks. She blinked her light blue eyes and stared at the picture for quite a while.

This person... why did he look so familiar?

Had she seen him somewhere before?

It seemed...

Hmm!!!

Xia Tongxin suddenly widened her eyes, her small hands constantly swiping the phone screen, zooming in on Ye Cheng's photo again and again. She sat on the bed—oh, wait, no, she sat on the Head Maid's legs—and examined it carefully.

Head Maid: "..."

The Head Maid felt like she was about to die.

Although Xia Tongxin was small, she still weighed a few dozen pounds. Sitting right on a fresh wound brought a sharp pain that the Head Maid knew all too well. Fortunately, Xia Tongxin was relatively quiet and didn't squirm around.

"Xiaxia, we seem to have met this person before; he's that idiot who bumped into me!" With big eyes and a little bit of wisdom, Xia Tongxin finally recognized Ye Cheng in hindsight.

The bad guy who had elbowed her in the arcade before!

Head Maid: "..."

What was meant to come, finally came.

The Head Maid remained silent for a moment before tentatively saying, "Miss, you might be mistaken. They just look alike."

Xia Tongxin blinked her eyes: "Is that so? Oh, okay..."

She believed it.

Her IQ was truly touching.

After all, in Xia Tongxin's subconscious, the Head Maid and that Evil Dairy Cow from their family would never lie to her. So whatever the Head Maid said now, Xia Tongxin naturally chose to believe without reservation.

Big eyes, big confusion. Xia Tongxin still felt that this face was very familiar, feeling like it was indeed the bad guy who had bumped into her earlier. But Xiaxia probably wouldn't lie to her, so it must be her own memory playing tricks.

Xia Tongxin was different from the Little Secretary. The Little Secretary knew she wasn't smart, so she wanted to become smarter. But Xia Tongxin didn't think she wasn't smart; she just thought her memory was a little bit poor.

Self-awareness is a valuable trait, but obviously... Xia Tongxin, with her supreme childlike figure, lacked this thing.

However, Xia Tongxin was already noble beyond words, so she didn't need something like self-awareness.

Seeing her young lady still staring at the phone and studying it, the guilty Head Maid hurriedly covered the phone with one hand and interrupted, "Miss, let bygones be bygones. I feel much better now. We'll be discharged in a bit and go back to tidy up the villa..."

Before the Head Maid could finish, Xia Tongxin's indignant voice rang out.

"When you're sick, you need to rest well! I'll take care of you for the next few days!" Xia Tongxin was full of enthusiasm, raising her small fist and her soft biceps to show off her strength.

Head Maid: "..."

No thanks, Miss. If you don't take care of me, I might recover much faster.

Of course, the Head Maid could only mutter these words in her heart. She couldn't say them out loud, or else she would end up with a heartbroken and pitiful young lady.

The Head Maid had obviously suffered losses in this regard before and didn't dare let Xia Tongxin take care of her. Otherwise, a minor cold could soon turn into a critical condition notice.

The Head Maid glanced out the window toward where Ye Cheng was originally hanging; the two hands clinging to the windowsill had now become one.

The Head Maid's heart skipped a beat, her pupils shrinking. She sped up her mission to shoo away her young lady... She had to act faster, or the guy outside the window wouldn't be able to hold on much longer.

"Miss, can I rest for a while?" The Head Maid held her head, looking sleepy.

Xia Tongxin blinked and nodded, "Mhm, Xiaxia, go to sleep!"

After saying that, Xia Tongxin's eyes widened perfectly round as she stared motionless at the Head Maid. She showed no intention of leaving and stopped looking at her phone. She just stared, her eyes full of concern.

Head Maid: "..."

"Eldest Miss, I want to rest alone and quietly for a bit." When one plan failed, the Head Maid could only try another. She absolutely had to send this person away today.

Hearing this was like a bolt from the blue for Xia Tongxin. She looked at the Head Maid in disbelief, "Xiaxia, are you... are you disgusted with me..."

Her voice was full of grievance, looking as if she would burst into tears in the next second.

Head Maid: "..."

"I mean, Miss, I want to drink some strawberry milk. I'll sleep for a bit after drinking it." The Head Maid took a deep breath and reorganized her words.

"No problem, leave it to me! Xiaxia, I'll go get it for you!" Xia Tongxin instantly revived to full health and happily bounded off the hospital bed, rushing out of the ward.

"Xiaxia, I'll be right back, very fast!"

Xia Tongxin's highly excited voice could still be heard in the hallway. It seemed... she was finally of some use and could finally help!

Just like a child who gets to help their parents while they cook, she was incredibly thrilled.

With Xia Tongxin taken care of, the rest was simple. The Head Maid looked at the remaining group of little maids: "You all go out first. I want to rest alone for a while."

"Sister, we're sorry, we..."

"No need to apologize, it's not your fault. If the Miss asks you for something and you don't give it to her, she will be unhappy. Besides, this is also our primary duty. I will handle the rest of the matters. Now, I just want to rest for a while," the Head Maid said.

Soon, the little maids in the room left one after another. Everyone had to express their concern for the Head Maid before leaving, which delayed things further. The Head Maid was so anxious that her forehead was covered in sweat, but she couldn't directly tell everyone to hurry up and leave, otherwise they would think she was angry...

After delaying for another minute or two, everyone in the room finally left, leaving only the Head Maid alone.

"Come on up, they're gone," the Head Maid said in a slightly helpless tone.

She stared for a moment, but nothing happened.

The Head Maid frowned and looked toward the windowsill. She found that the two hands that had been hanging there were gone. Her heart skipped a beat, and she tumbled out of bed. Ignoring the pain in her body, she hurried to the window, leaning half of her body out, her eyes filled with anxiety as she searched for him.

Where is he?!!!

Below was a smooth wall, over twenty meters high. Looking down, a sudden sense of weightlessness rushed into her brain. For twenty meters, there wasn't even a single place to get a foothold. Now that he was gone, did that mean... he had fallen?

The Head Maid's face instantly turned deathly pale. Her red lips parted slightly, and she couldn't speak a word for a long while...

"What are you doing? Munch, munch, munch... Why do you look like your horse just died?" Ye Cheng's voice drifted over. The Head Maid was instantly pulled back to reality, her blank, buzzing brain finally rebooting.

Turning her head to look, she saw Ye Cheng in the next ward, stretching his neck out, chewing on spicy strips, and looking at the Head Maid as if he were looking at an absolute idiot.

Head Maid: "???"