Villa, first floor.
Whir, whir, whir. The sound of the treadmill's running belt turning echoed continuously.
Little Secretary was "sweating it out" on the treadmill, completely losing her previous "burnt out" look. Her big, sparkling eyes were filled with determination, as if she were about to swear a solemn oath!
After running for another few dozen seconds, beep beep beep, the timer in front of Little Secretary jumped again. A crisp electronic notification sound came from the phone placed in front of her, and not only that, there was a real-time voice broadcast.
"Congratulations, you have completed another hundred meters and earned +1 gold coin!"
"Collect 4 more gold coins to redeem a diamond reward. Please keep up the good work!"
Hearing that her gold coin count had increased by one again, Little Secretary was filled with motivation. Her previously somewhat soft and weak body suddenly toughened up again. She could still keep going!!!
Whir, whir, whir. Little Secretary was like a hamster on a running wheel, running on the treadmill with all her might... Oh, wait, she was walking.
With Little Secretary's physique, there was no point in expecting her to run like Ye Cheng with "Wind and Fire Wheels" under his feet. It was already a rare feat that the kid was willing to put on comfortable walking shoes and take a few steps. Whether it was an evil cultivator or whatever, at least they had successfully gotten Little Secretary moving.
Off to the side was Dongfang Zhixia, who had been completely silenced by the scene. She looked as if she were doubting her life choices.
Rewind to a few minutes ago.
Dongfang Zhixia looked at Little Secretary, who had a "determined" look in her eyes and was muttering about wanting to run a little longer, and fell silent. So... the worst-case scenario had happened, hadn't it?
Did the cabbage run away with the pig?
She looked at Little Secretary, who was still "sweating it out" on the treadmill, and then glanced in the direction of the bathroom. The bathroom was very quiet at the moment. There was no sound of running water from the showerhead, not even the sound of water overflowing.
It was weirdly quiet.
What was going on?
Dongfang Zhixia frowned. Just as she was about to go over and check on the situation in the bathroom, she heard a... splash, and everything returned to normal.
Dongfang Zhixia: ???
What on earth was that guy doing in there?
But at least there was finally some movement from Ye Cheng's side, which dispelled Dongfang Zhixia's idea of going over to check. Her gaze once again focused on Little Secretary, who had already collapsed on the treadmill.
In just the time it took to turn around, Little Secretary, who had just made "bold declarations," instantly "burnt out" and collapsed on the treadmill. A large, soft lump of her was carried down by the treadmill, which had turned into a "conveyor belt," and dumped onto the floor.
"Miss, I can't run anymore, boohoo..." Little Secretary spoke pitifully without even lifting her head. She truly had no strength left.
Dongfang Zhixia: ???
After Dongfang Zhixia helped Little Secretary up, Little Secretary lasted for less than two seconds before lying directly on the floor again, half-dead.
"Miss, I think I'm dying." Little Secretary's eyes were lifeless.
Dongfang Zhixia: ...
This idiot!
Left with no choice, Dongfang Zhixia could only let Little Secretary lie on the floor like that. They would continue their conversation, and after the subordinates brought over a certain bastard's clothes, she would make that guy act as a coolie and carry Little Secretary upstairs.
Little Secretary was 1.65 meters tall. Not tall, but it was considered the average height for women in the Dragon Kingdom. It was just that everyone around her was too tall, making Little Secretary look very short.
The Eldest Miss and President were both around 1.75 meters tall, a ten-centimeter difference. Their body proportions were the golden ratio, making them look tall. Meanwhile, Little Secretary also had a "golden ratio"... an absolutely exceptional hamster physique!
Well, actually, Little Secretary's figure was quite well-proportioned and smooth, it was just that some parts were overly outstanding. Coupled with the very obvious baby fat that was always on her face, Little Secretary looked a bit silly and quite short.
But if you threw Little Secretary into a normal crowd, you would find that she was simply a benchmark, absolutely stunning. However, placed in front of the Eldest Miss and President, she seemed a bit lacking.
As for Ye Cheng... that went without saying. Did you think his exceptional muscle definition was "exceptional chicken breast"?
He could easily crush Little Secretary. Little Secretary was truly someone that anyone could walk all over.
Dongfang Zhixia half-squatted, seeming to ponder something. After a good while, having finalized her question, she finally spoke.
"Idiot, if you were given two choices, which one would you choose?"
"The first is a big snack gift pack, and the second..."
"Big snack gift pack!" Little Secretary flailed a couple of times, but finding her body still limp, she simply stopped moving and gave up. However, her answer was very quick. Without a trace of hesitation, she chose the big snack gift pack option.
Dongfang Zhixia: ...
"I haven't even said the second option yet..." Dongfang Zhixia said somewhat helplessly.
Little Secretary blinked her big, sparkling eyes. "Oh, oh, okay, Miss, go ahead. Let's do it again. By the way, Miss, if I choose it, will you give it to me?"
"No," Dongfang Zhixia said calmly.
That single sentence almost "killed" Little Secretary upon hearing it. Once she realized that all these things were just her Miss painting a pretty picture to string her along, Little Secretary instantly wilted. Her eyes turned lifeless, and she continued to lie half-dead on the floor, looking as if "there is no greater sorrow than a dead heart."
Dongfang Zhixia: ...
"Fine, fine, fine. I'll give it to you if you choose it, okay!" Dongfang Zhixia held her head, feeling a bit of a headache. These days, even the idiot she raised wouldn't swallow empty promises anymore, sigh...
Little Secretary was fully revived!
"Miss, tell me. This time I will definitely listen to the whole thing before making a choice!" Little Secretary put on the look of an "honest person." In fact... she really was one.
Look at this child's pure and foolish eyes; the only thing in them was a longing for the big snack gift pack... Incidentally, the big snack gift pack was the thing Little Secretary loved buying the most. It contained many small snacks, little potato chips, little cakes...
You could use coins to catch a "wild Ye Cheng," and similarly, you could use a big snack gift pack to catch a "wild Little Secretary." It was the exact same principle!
Seeing her child's unintelligent appearance, Dongfang Zhixia fell silent. Looking at her like this, she figured that even if this girl got pregnant in the future, she would just think she had gotten fat from eating too much...
To avoid Little Secretary directly choosing the big snack gift pack the moment the question was asked, Dongfang Zhixia swapped the order of the choices.
"First, you can go out and fool around with this guy for one day a week. I won't interfere, but you must be home before ten o'clock at night!"
"Second, one big snack gift pack a week."
Dongfang Zhixia held up two fingers and waved them in front of Little Secretary.
Little Secretary blinked, and her not-so-smart little brain began to "calculate crazily," constantly pondering whether the big snack gift pack was more worth it, or going out to "fool around" with Ye Cheng...
Inside the big snack gift pack, there were little potato chips, little cakes, crispy noodle snacks...
The bad guy has all-you-can-eat scallion pancakes, roujiamo, and starch sausages...
The Little Secretary looked at her slightly bulging tummy, her "wisdom-filled" eyes sparkling!
"The first one!" the Little Secretary said with an extremely firm tone.
Dongfang Zhixia nodded. "The big snack gift pack, right? Okay, then you can't go out and fool around with that guy anymore."
The Little Secretary froze for a moment, muttering softly to correct her young lady's "slip of the tongue." "Miss, I said the first one, not the big snack gift pack..."
"I know, the big snack gift pack, right? Okay, I'll make a note of it for you." Dongfang Zhixia nodded.
Little Secretary: "???"
Small eyes filled with great confusion, the Little Secretary stuck out her round, bulging tummy and struggled quite a bit to climb up from the floor.
"Miss, I said the first one. I want to go out with the bad guy."
Dongfang Zhixia nodded. "Mhm, one big snack gift pack. I know, no need to repeat it, I'll remember it for you."
Little Secretary: "???"
Refusing to give up, the Little Secretary's big, bling-bling eyes flashed with a "wisdom-filled" light. Since that was the case, she would just say the opposite, and that should be right. So, she said it again.
"Miss, I heard it wrong just now, that didn't count! I want to choose the big snack gift pack!" The Little Secretary was full of confidence; she wouldn't be wrong this time!
Dongfang Zhixia nodded. "Mhm, heard you loud and clear. You chose wrong just now, you want the big snack gift pack."
Little Secretary: "???"
"Miss, Miss, you're supposed to say going out to fool around with the bad guy..." The Little Secretary pouted, seemingly complaining that her young lady was breaking the rules of the game.
Dongfang Zhixia glared at the Little Secretary, her chest heaving.
"So you know it's fooling around! Look at you, your belly is so big now. Haven't I told you before? A man who makes a girl's belly big is not a good person and shouldn't be associated with!" Dongfang Zhixia solemnly educated the Little Secretary about the dangers of "scumbags."
The Little Secretary felt like something wasn't quite right, but because she wasn't very smart, she couldn't find a reason to refute her young lady. She could only lower her head and pout aggrievedly, whimpering with a wronged expression.
"Idiot, sooner or later you're going to be sold off by someone and still help them count the money!" Dongfang Zhixia gnashed her teeth, looking at the Little Secretary in exasperation.
Sure enough... girls really need to be raised with abundance. She took her eyes off her for just a moment, and she was tricked away by some shameless guy!
Dongfang Zhixia asked a few more questions in a roundabout way, and finally confirmed... the cabbage had indeed run off with the pig, but... it wasn't because the cabbage liked the pig, but because it liked the delicious food the pig had!
Simply put... this gluttonous girl had let her stomach control her brain.
With this matter cleared up, the heavy stone hanging in Dongfang Zhixia's heart finally fell to the ground. She breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness... it wasn't what she thought.
But soon, Dongfang Zhixia's relaxed brows furrowed again.
Because... no matter how she asked, the Little Secretary wouldn't say a single word about the cause and process of today's events. For example, why she ended up fooling around with Ye Cheng, what her motive was, and so on. The Little Secretary just kept her mouth shut and wouldn't say anything, no matter how much she was asked.
Dongfang Zhixia: "???"
Was this... her having a little secret with someone else?
For some reason, compared to the cabbage running off with the pig, Dongfang Zhixia felt even worse now facing the fact that the Little Secretary had "someone" on the outside. You have to know that in the past, no matter what it was, the Little Secretary would tell her everything. Even if she had little secrets, it was only with her...
But now...
Bastard!!!
Dongfang Zhixia felt inexplicably furious.
Dongfang Zhixia's face turned ashen. "Idiot, keep running for me. You are not allowed to sleep until your belly goes down!"
The Little Secretary didn't dare to talk back. Knowing she had done something wrong, she obediently returned to the treadmill and continued her "hamster running on a wheel," whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...
Dongfang Zhixia narrowed her eyes, her chest heaving, and walked quickly toward the bathroom.
She stopped at the bathroom door.
She knocked on the door.
Dongfang Zhixia: "I have something to ask you."
Ye Cheng: "Glub, glub..."
Dongfang Zhixia: "I'm talking to you, bastard, don't play dumb with me!"
Ye Cheng: "Glub, glub, glub..."
Dongfang Zhixia: "???"
"Knock, knock, knock!" Dongfang Zhixia frowned and knocked on the door, seemingly thinking of something... The probability of a person not drowning in the bathroom is 99%, unless that person's name is Ye Cheng.
Ye Cheng: "Glub, glub, glub, glub..."
Dongfang Zhixia: "!!!"
Hearing the bubbling sounds coming from inside again and again, Dongfang Zhixia's heart skipped a beat... Oh no, could this bastard have fainted while washing!
Panic gripping her heart, Dongfang Zhixia didn't have time to overthink. With a click, she pushed open the unlocked bathroom door.
The bathroom was filled with mist, and the moment she opened the door, a large cloud of water vapor rushed toward Dongfang Zhixia.
Seeing the scene clearly before her, Dongfang Zhixia's pupils shrank...
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
