Hotel.
In room 777.
The room was somewhat noisy, with the faint sound of a woman cursing and grumbling. Her speech was intermittent, but extremely aggressive, a continuous output—she had the makings of a great contestant for Dragon Country's New Rap Show.
"Mmm... let me go... you bastard... damn it, I @#$%... &..."
Listen, what true rap! This is real music!
For the first half of the time, Tang Yuyao was wrapped up like a silkworm baby, squirming around, but what she kept yelling were things like "hubby" and "baby." The general idea was that she wasn't comfortable like this and wanted Ye Cheng to let her go.
As for Ye Cheng... he was lying happily on the other bed, scrolling through brain-dead short videos. For Tang Yuyao's rap performance, Ye Cheng very thoughtfully made himself two little soundproofing cotton balls and stuffed them in his ears.
Hmm... the whole world instantly became quiet.
Tang Yuyao, drunk and muddled, spent a long time saying nice things, calling him "hubby" and "baby" over and over, but Ye Cheng didn't even give her the time of day.
Her young mistress temper flared up again, especially with the buff from being drunk, and she directly entered her rap time, unleashing her domain. Hazily, she started unloading a barrage of insults at Ye Cheng.
As for Ye Cheng... nothing happened.
He was still there happily scrolling through brain-dead short videos, taking a moment from his busy schedule to deal with the harassing messages constantly popping up on his phone from that scam-artist young mistress.
Open his mouth, shake his head, and a few more red envelopes arrived, nice and satisfying. It's just a shame that the person selling the iced tea earlier was a fake, otherwise he could be enjoying the discount now, ah...
Damn, you evil little brat, this old man will personally...
Silently, Xia Tongxin's impression score with Ye Cheng dropped again. Although it was already negative, the outrageous things Xia Tongxin did could clearly push the limits even further.
In Ye Cheng's book, Xia Tongxin was a demon child, oh... no, not that kind-hearted.
Originally, Ye Cheng already wanted to give Xia Tongxin a taste of an "offline octagon cage" because of the previous "scam," and now there was this matter of the discounted iced tea.
Hah, you're done for, I'm telling you. Do you know what a reverse scale is? Woman, don't touch the middle row of letters... oh no, don't touch the iced tea, or I won't mind destroying the whole world!
Ye Cheng was never a gentleman to begin with and held grudges quite well, especially when it came to matters of iced tea—it was super doubled. The head maid's idea ended up with the black pot landing on Xia Tongxin's back. Sitting at home... rolling on the ground, a pot falls from the sky!
It's a good thing Xia Tongxin didn't know what Ye Cheng was thinking right now, otherwise she'd start another activity called the super invincible spiral rolling shameless swinging 360-degree no blind spot... exercise!
Thud!
"Oww..."
Just as Ye Cheng successfully unlocked the huge ten-yuan red envelope sent by Lin Baizhi and was withdrawing with satisfaction, a dull thud came from the side, followed by the sound of Tang Yuyao sobbing.
Ye Cheng, who was still lying on his stomach playing with his phone, suddenly propped himself up like a seal, hands on the bed, a big question mark appearing above his head.
Strange, was that a sound?
Ye Cheng turned his head and found that the salted fish doctor who had been lying on the bed wrapped up like a zongzi was gone.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Where'd she go?
"Wuwuwu..." Tang Yuyao's pitiful sobbing came from where she had fallen on the floor, echoing in the room.
Ye Cheng hurriedly took out the soundproofing cotton balls from his ears, and Tang Yuyao's sobbing, straining her voice, entered Ye Cheng's ears.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Not good!
Ye Cheng quickly threw down his phone and went to scoop up Tang Yuyao, who had rolled off the bed.
One minute later.
Ye Cheng looked at the big bump on Tang Yuyao's forehead and fell into silence... Say, can this thing be pressed back in?
Tang Yuyao was still tied up; Ye Cheng didn't dare loosen her at all. But now Tang Yuyao wasn't struggling anymore, just crying there. Because she was drunk and the alcohol was hitting her, her mind was still in a foggy state. Otherwise, she wouldn't be calling Ye Cheng a bastard one moment and hubby the next.
A classic case of the left and right brains fighting each other. Zhou Botong would see it and call her a pro!
Clearly, her face was marred now. But luckily, Ye Cheng had self-studied medicine for a while. The only plan now was to try every possible remedy!
One minute later, the big bump on Tang Yuyao's head became a medium bump. Three minutes later, the medium bump became a small bump. Five minutes later... Lin Baizhi, who had lost her cool, called.
"Bzzz bzzz..."
"Lin Meimei invites you to start a video call!"
"Huh?" A question mark appeared above Ye Cheng's head. Why would someone call him so late at night?
He glanced at it; the profile picture showed a delicate woman hugging a big tree—Lin Daiyu uprooting a willow tree!
Answer or not?
Obviously not! What's she calling for so late at night?
Ye Cheng unhesitatingly chose to reject. After hanging up on Lin Baizhi's call, Ye Cheng went back to holding Tang Yuyao and applying medicated oil.
Hmm, that's right.
High-end treatment methods often use the simplest approaches. The most straightforward way to deal with a big bump on the head is to press it back in. On this point, Ye Cheng had to admire the preparations of a five-star hotel.
No wonder they're a five-star hotel... they have all sorts of weird and wonderful things. Things like medicine for bruises and sprains, medicine for promoting blood circulation and removing stasis, and of course, in such situations, "Brother Wei" is absolutely indispensable.
And it looked like a high-end brand too, with clear usage instructions... hmm, thoughtful!
Speaking of which, this stuff should all be included in the hotel bill, right? If you don't use it, aren't you losing out?
Adhering to the good habit of thrift and diligence, Ye Cheng simply packed them up and put them away, hmm... sell them online later. "Benny Road, big brand!" Looks like it could fetch a good price!
Not just "Brother Wei," Ye Cheng didn't let the other things go either. After packing away the "free gifts," Ye Cheng returned to press down the bump on Tang Yuyao's head.
The Continent of Bumps, where there is no magic... only big bumps, medium bumps, small bumps...
And this woman before him, born with the appearance of a dragon, already reached the level of a big bump at such a young age. This woman is terrifying, must not be kept, hehehe...
Under Ye Cheng's experienced and proficient "hehehe" technique, the big bump on Tang Yuyao's head disappeared. Chapter One, The Fallen Genius...
"Phew, finally done."
Ye Cheng let out a sigh of relief, looking at the now "smooth" forehead before him and nodding in satisfaction. Although difficult, he had managed it!
"Bzzz bzzz..."
"Lin Meimei invites you to start a video call!"
"Lin Meimei invites you to start a video call!"
"Lin Meimei..."
Ye Cheng came back to his senses and realized his phone was about to explode from missed calls, all from Lin Baizhi who was red-faced and on the verge of a meltdown. After just a few minutes of not answering, Lin Baizhi had already conjured up all sorts of vivid mental images of "defeat CGs" of Miss Tang Yuyao, nearly snapping her own phone in half!
Answer it, wu wu wu, you stupid brother, wu wu wu...
ANSWER IT!!!
In the pitch-black bedroom, the only visible things were the glowing phone screen and... the "useless little sister" Lin Baizhi, whose eyes were bloodshot and glowing with "billowing resentment" in the phone's light.
"Wu wu wu, ANSWER IT!!!"
"The other party has accepted your invitation!"
Lin Baizhi: "!!!"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
