Wang Dahe spotted the car and immediately rushed forward.
"Xuanzi, you finally..." came.
Before he could finish, Lin Xuan stepped out of the car and shut the door behind him.
Wang Dahe stood frozen in place, staring at Lin Xuan's figure as he gulped hard.
After not seeing him for a while, he felt Xuanzi had become even more handsome than before—like a male fox spirit rejuvenated after a long rest.
There was no denying it: Lin Xuan's face was ridiculously good-looking, the kind of prince charming many girls dreamed of.
His appearance alone would probably bewitch countless infatuated girls at Yundu University.
Wang Dahe gritted his teeth.
Wasn't it said that when God opens a door, He closes a window?
So how come Xuanzi had no flaws at all?
Business acumen, computer genius, a great physique, and stunning looks...
Not to mention, he even had a girlfriend like Boss Su.
This guy was practically perfect in every way.
At this thought, Wang Dahe suddenly remembered the dark circles under Lin Xuan's eyes whenever he showed up at school.
Wait.
Heaven had closed a window on Xuanzi—like his lack of stamina in bed. Kidney deficiency.
Wang Dahe's mood instantly balanced out.
Lin Xuan walked up to Wang Dahe and waved a hand in front of his face.
"Godson, why are you standing there like a statue? Did some beauty catch your eye?"
Wang Dahe muttered, "I wasn’t looking at a beauty. I was looking at a beautiful man."
Lin Xuan knew he was referring to him and patted Wang Dahe’s shoulder. "I know you’re obsessed with your dear father, but I already have a girlfriend. You should set your sights on someone else—pining after me will only lead to heartbreak."
Wang Dahe: "..."
This guy could be so full of himself sometimes.
Damn it!
He was straight! Completely straight!
He’d recently taken a liking to another girl and was actively pursuing her.
Besides, who in their right mind would dare compete with Boss Su for a man? Unless they had a death wish.
"Enough with the narcissism," Wang Dahe rolled his eyes. "The competition’s about to start. Let’s go."
The two entered the venue together, and the moment Lin Xuan stepped in, the audience erupted.
"Ahhhh!"
Excited screams filled the air.
"Ahhh! I think he just glanced at me! I’m gonna faint!"
"Who is that? I’ve never seen him before. He’s so unbelievably handsome—my heart’s racing just looking at him!"
"You don’t know?" A girl beside her chimed in. "That’s Lin Xuan, a senior at Shangqing University. He’s insanely talented—runs his own company and is a computer genius."
"That’s Lin Xuan?!" The fangirl gasped. She’d heard his name before but never imagined he’d be this good-looking.
"Does he have a girlfriend? Little Li, tell me he’s single!"
Little Li shrugged. "Rumors say he’s taken, and his girlfriend’s supposedly gorgeous. But no one knows who she is."
The Shangqing University crowd kept their lips sealed tight.
No matter how much people asked, they refused to reveal Lin Xuan’s girlfriend’s identity.
"He’s taken?" The fangirl sighed. "Of course. Top-tier men never stay single for long."
Still, that didn’t stop her from idolizing him.
"I’ve decided—Lin Xuan is now my one and only crush!" Her eyes were glued to his face.
She’d never seen anyone so breathtaking.
"Weren’t you just obsessing over that rising idol Li Shaotian yesterday? Switching loyalties already?" her friend teased.
"Li Shaotian can’t even compare! Some low-education celeb versus Lin Xuan—talented, handsome, the whole package!" Her gaze remained fixated on Lin Xuan.
Nearly every girl in the stands was staring at him, most with the same lovestruck expression.
Wang Dahe lowered his voice. "Xuanzi, I feel like these girls are about to devour you."
At Shangqing University, the girls knew Boss Su was his girlfriend, so they held back.
But the Yundu University students had no such reservations.
Lin Xuan sighed.
Wang Dahe frowned. "Why the sigh?"
Lin Xuan: "I don’t want to be the center of their attention."
He wanted nothing to do with these admirers or so-called "goddess-worshippers." Not when he had a jealous girlfriend waiting at home.
If Hua got possessive, his kidneys wouldn’t survive the fallout.
Wang Dahe couldn’t help asking, "Why not?"
Wasn’t it every guy’s dream to be desired by so many women?
He’d never experienced it himself, but in novels, the protagonist always had hordes of fangirls—and he’d always imagined how awesome that must feel.
Lin Xuan gave him a knowing look. "When you have a girlfriend who loves you fiercely and gets jealous easily, you’ll understand. She wants my eyes on her alone, so I have to keep my distance from these distractions."
Wang Dahe studied Lin Xuan’s face.
Was it just him, or did Xuanzi seem secretly pleased by Boss Su’s jealousy?
Ugh.
Another indirect flex about his perfect relationship.
"You might not get it now," Lin Xuan patted his shoulder, "but once you meet someone who loves you that much, you’ll see."
Wang Dahe forced a stiff smile. "Heh. Sure."
The Yundu University basketball team arrived, led by Lin Li.
Once the campus heartthrob, Lin Li used to draw flocks of admirers wherever he went.
But after his... shortcomings were exposed, his fanbase vanished overnight.
The girls swiftly crowned a new heartthrob.
Who’d want a cheating, lying, incapable man?
Now, when the Yundu University team entered, the girls in the stands barely glanced their way.
Their attention stayed locked on Lin Xuan.
Compared to him, Lin Li was nothing.
Why waste time on a eunuch when they could feast their eyes on perfection?

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.