Wang Dahe: !!!!!
Wang Dahe stared at Lin Xuan, not blinking for a second.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
"Holy crap! It really is you, Xuanzi!" Wang Dahe's pupils trembled with shock.
No wonder he felt so familiar!
"Wait, Xuanzi, did you get plastic surgery? You look so handsome now! And what's with the car?"
Wang Dahe was still in a daze, feeling like this was all unreal.
Damn, just damn! This rich guy was actually Xuanzi, his childhood buddy who he used to share pants with!
Lin Xuan narcissistically flipped his hair: "I’ve always had good genes. A little grooming, and it’s normal to look this good. As for the car, I told you, it’s a gift from my girlfriend."
"See those bodyguards following me? They’re her people."
Wang Dahe said in disbelief, "So you’re really living off a sugar mommy?" He thought Lin Xuan was just joking.
Lin Xuan: "Absolutely true!"
Wang Dahe grabbed Lin Xuan’s arm: "Xuanzi, can you hook me up too? My teeth aren’t great either."
Lin Xuan chuckled coldly: "Don’t even think about it. She’s mine alone, and she only has eyes for me."
Wang Dahe rubbed his arm. Why did he feel like Lin Xuan had a possessive streak when it came to that girl?
Must be his imagination.
It had to be his imagination!
"Xuanzi," Wang Dahe stopped joking and spoke seriously, "This woman must be loaded if she’s willing to give you a Koenigsegg One:1. She likes you, so you better step up your game. Then you can just coast through life."
That way, Lin Xuan wouldn’t have the energy to deal with that little witch Qin Ruoyao.
Lin Xuan nodded: "Got it."
Wang Dahe grinned: "Xuanzi, take me for a spin."
"You drive," Lin Xuan tossed him the car keys.
Wang Dahe’s hands shook, "Really?"
Wang Dahe sat contentedly in the driver’s seat of the Koenigsegg, driving for a solid hour.
"Xuanzi, let’s grab some food," Wang Dahe said, rubbing his growling stomach.
Lin Xuan glanced at the time—it was almost noon.
He called Su Hua.
Su Hua was in the middle of a meeting with the company’s top executives.
A manager was enthusiastically presenting his project: "This mountain area has an excellent geographical location and beautiful scenery. If developed properly, it could bring substantial profits to our company."
"What do you think?" Su Hua’s calm gaze swept across the room.
The other executives nodded: "I think the project is feasible. Besides eco-tourism, building some large amusement parks and hotels could create a great revenue stream."
"Hmm…" Su Hua chuckled lightly.
The project manager’s heart sank.
Oh no, Su Hua’s smile was usually the calm before the storm.
Su Hua rarely smiled. Despite being a woman, she was known for her iron-fisted leadership. When she got angry, the consequences were dire!
Su Hua’s gaze landed on the project manager: "Did you know that the area you’re talking about is home to a species of deer that’s rapidly declining? It’s about to be classified as a second-level protected animal, and that region will become a protected area."
The project manager’s eyes widened. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and stammered, "I-I’m sorry, Su Hua. I overlooked that."
He was done for. He had made such a huge mistake. With Su Hua’s temperament, he’d likely be demoted.
Su Hua lightly tapped her fingers on the table.
Each tap made the project manager’s heart skip a beat.
Just then, Su Hua’s phone rang, breaking the heavy silence in the meeting room.
Su Hua casually swiped to answer, accidentally hitting the speaker button.
"Su Hua." A clear, magnetic voice came through the phone.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
