"I’ll do whatever you say, just please don’t cut off my limbs," Wang Ge Shuo Yu replied tremblingly.
"If only you had been this cooperative earlier," Lin Xuan chuckled lightly.
Lin Xuan tossed Wang Ge Shuo Yu's phone back to him. "I’ve already helped you register a new phone number. You can start live-streaming directly from it."
"Yes, yes, yes," Wang Ge Shuo Yu agreed, not daring to disobey Lin Xuan’s instructions, terrified that Lin Xuan might decide to eliminate him.
He made his way to the living room.
Lin Xuan instructed the bodyguards to place the four jars in front of Wang Ge Shuo Yu.
"Open the ones you need to eat yourself," Lin Xuan smirked.
Originally, he had planned to just pick someone at random to make an example of.
But this Wang Ge Shuo Yu was just too arrogant.
The idea of live-streaming while eating excrement upside down was something Wang Ge Shuo Yu had suggested himself, so he only had himself to blame.
The bodyguards breathed a sigh of relief, grateful it wasn’t them who had to open the jars.
Wang Ge Shuo Yu trembled as he lifted the lid off one of the jars. The contents had been sealed for too long, and as soon as the lid was removed, an overwhelming stench burst out, assaulting Wang Ge Shuo Yu’s senses and making his stomach churn.
"Ugh—"
Wang Ge Shuo Yu couldn’t hold back his nausea and began vomiting.
Lin Xuan sat in a chair, resting one leg over the other, clearly enjoying the spectacle with a gleeful expression.
Sometimes, it was quite enjoyable to seek amusement from people who didn’t know any better.
"The live-stream is about to start. Remember, don’t try anything funny. Otherwise, your hands and feet might just get chopped off," Lin Xuan warned, his voice brimming with danger.
"If you want to gamble on it, feel free. I wouldn’t mind cutting off your limbs myself."
Wang Ge Shuo Yu, holding his stomach, felt like he might vomit up his own bile.
"Don’t worry, I won’t do anything," Wang Ge Shuo Yu said, his face pale.
There was no way he would dare to defy this man again. He was terrifying!
"You’re being quite obedient now," Lin Xuan remarked with a raised eyebrow.
Wang Ge Shuo Yu’s face was a picture of misery.
Was he supposed to defy him instead?
Lin Xuan started filming with his phone, aiming it directly at Wang Ge Shuo Yu.
Before coming, Lin Xuan had already hacked into Weibo’s backend and arranged for a trending topic.
#Wang Ge Shuo Yu Live-Streams Eating Excrement Upside Down#
The topic soared to the top of the trending chart.
Wang Ge Shuo Yu had made a name for himself by constantly criticizing and spreading rumors about various celebrities, earning the ire of their fans. Seeing this trending topic, they eagerly refreshed the page, waiting for the live-stream to begin.
Passersby were simply there for the gossip.
Live-streaming while eating excrement upside down?
If it was real, it would be absolutely explosive!
Too intense!
They had never seen anything like it before.
Curious onlookers also began waiting for the live-stream.
[What’s going on? Why hasn’t it started yet? Isn’t this just a prank?]
[It’s definitely fake! Wang Ge Shuo Yu saying he’ll live-stream eating excrement is just hot air. He’d never actually do it!]
[Wang Ge Shuo Yu’s account has been suspended. I think this is just a publicity stunt to get people’s attention! Everyone, let’s move on. He’s not going to do it!]
[Holy crap! The live-stream’s started! It’s really Wang Ge Shuo Yu!]
At the sight of this, people rushed into the live streaming room.
Wang Ge Shuo Yu stood in front of the camera, glancing nervously at the four bodyguards sharpening knives in front of him, and swallowed hard.
He began introducing himself nervously on camera, "Hello everyone, I’m Wang Ge Shuo Yu. I lost a bet with someone, and the punishment is to live-stream eating excrement upside down..."
Netizens, hearing Wang Ge Shuo Yu’s words and seeing the transparent glass jars in front of him, were stunned.
Wait, is this for real?
[It’s probably just a prop.]
[I don’t think it’s a prop. Props wouldn’t look this realistic.]
[Holy crap, look, there are flies buzzing around. I’m certain this is the real deal!]
[No way, just looking at it is making me feel nauseous.]
Wang Ge Shuo Yu leaned against the wall, preparing to go upside down. After a long period of mental preparation, he extended his trembling hand toward the first jar.
Yellow and gooey, it smeared all over his hand.
Lin Xuan: "……"
He was here to watch a show, but now he was starting to feel nauseated himself.
Lin Xuan turned his head away, no longer watching.
The live-stream was flooded with crazy commentary.
[Oh my god, the breakfast I just had is coming back up.]
[Ugh—I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to puke.]
[Mommy, this is so disgusting, yet… I can’t stop watching… It’s so thrilling…]
[This has got to be real excrement. I can smell the stench through my screen. Who is this genius who prepared all these different kinds?]
Wang Ge Shuo Yu struggled to suppress his nausea and revulsion as he scooped the contents out of the jar and forced them into his mouth, bit by bit.
Lin Xuan and the bodyguards found it repulsive and turned their heads away.
Only Butler Wang seemed thoroughly entertained, his eyes bright with interest.
Lin Xuan: "……" So, that’s what Butler Wang is like.
In the midst of it all, Wang Ge Shuo Yu vomited several times, but eventually, he managed to finish the contents of the jar. His hands and mouth were smeared with the foul-smelling mess.
Lin Xuan shut off the phone.
"Is this… good enough for you?" Wang Ge Shuo Yu asked nervously.
Lin Xuan looked at the remains of the excrement on Wang Ge Shuo Yu’s mouth: "…"
For a moment, he felt a twinge of sympathy for the man.
It was too much to bear.
"It’s good enough," Lin Xuan said, his goal achieved, so he had no further interest in Wang Ge Shuo Yu.
"Thank you, thank you," Wang Ge Shuo Yu prostrated himself on the ground, showing an extreme level of subservience.
As a result of the live-stream of him eating excrement, Wang Ge Shuo Yu gained sixty thousand new followers.
Before leaving, Lin Xuan kindly took Wang Ge Shuo Yu’s phone and deleted his account once more. After two account deletions, Wang Ge Shuo Yu wouldn’t be able to register a new account for a week.
This meant he wouldn’t be able to capitalize on the buzz from the excrement-eating incident.
As soon as Lin Xuan left, Wang Ge Shuo Yu rushed to the bathroom, frantically washing his hands and brushing his teeth.
When he emerged from the bathroom, he saw the remaining contents in the jars on the floor and felt another wave of nausea. He quickly ran back to the toilet and vomited violently.
After finally recovering, he checked his phone and found that his Weibo account had been deleted again.
Wang Ge Shuo Yu was so angry he nearly spat blood.
As Lin Xuan was on his way back, he checked the trending topics and let out a cold smile.
First, deleting accounts on Weibo, and then the live-stream of eating excrement upside down—he wanted to see which other social media influencers would dare to slander him in the future.
Lin Xuan also sent a message to Lei Hui.
[Inform the legal department to sue these individuals. The reason: defamation, slander.]
Lin Xuan sent Lei Hui several screenshots.
Lei Hui replied promptly, [Understood, boss.]
As for Lin Li, they were now just waiting for Luo Yuan’s update.
The legal department went after Lin Li’s most vocal supporters, and the court ruled that they had to pay a fine of one hundred and fifty thousand yuan and publicly apologize.
One hundred and fifty thousand yuan was a substantial sum for the average person!
Even many celebrities in the entertainment industry rarely bothered to sue those who badmouthed them, but here Lin Xuan, an ordinary person, had taken legal action against them!
Faced with this, some of Lin Li’s fans backed down and quietly deleted their insulting comments about Lin Xuan.
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ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
lity and could only live as an ordinary mortal. He only wished to live a peaceful life. Yet he didn't know— The dog he adopted, because it ate his food, became a legendary demon king. The kitchen knife he casually forged became a peerless divine weapon, causing numerous experts to fight desperately for it. The young disciple he took in became an immortal lord that led an era, due to cultivating the techniques Ye Feng taught him. Even the skeletons he looked down on the most were ominous demon kings that suppressed countless worlds. Many years later, looking at the void shattered with a punch, Ye Feng murmured to himself: It turns out the peerless kings were myself all along...
