The director swiftly reached out to block the camera filming Lin Ran, congratulating himself on his quick thinking.
Just then, Lin Ran turned to face another camera.
"In the end, they finally did it—a male and female became one. The sounds that night were like heavenly music..."
Director: "OMG!"
Cut!
[The livestream you're watching has been suspended for five minutes due to policy violations]
"Yes, they were a pair of snow leopards that wouldn’t shut up. Their mouths were open all night. When Yao Yao asked me about it, I said it had nothing to do with me. That was the biggest lie I’ve ever told—and the one with the worst consequences."
This was the last sentence that slipped through due to audio delay after the screen went black.
The barrage of comments flooding the black screen was nothing but white 【？？？】.
【You’re My God】: Hahaha, director got owned! Did you forget the terror of being dominated by my boy Lin Ran?
【Stole Lin’s Little Sister at Age 3】: I was wondering why Lin Ran was so well-behaved today. Guess the saying’s true: "When kids are quiet, they’re definitely up to no good."
【Thirty Years of Congratulations】: Lin Ran: "Five minutes is your punishment. Ask another question that threatens marital harmony, and I’ll get you permanently banned." Director: "Sorry, I was wrong. Daddy, please stop!"
【Bro’s So Right】: Am I the only one feeling bad for the snow leopards?
Five minutes later, the livestream resumed.
The director demanded an explanation from Lin Ran—he needed the platform to know how unfairly he’d been banned.
Lin Ran faced the camera. "Yes, the consequences were severe. As they say, 'When it mounts and it cries, next year a baby greets your eyes...'"
As Lin Ran spoke, the director frantically rubbed his hands together like a fly, begging for mercy.
Lin Ran smirked and pivoted. "Those snow leopards went wild that night. That’s the lie I told Luo Yao."
The director exhaled in relief, vowing to stay quiet for the rest of the session and never ask Lin Ran another risky question again.
Beside him, Luo Yao’s lips twitched briefly before her expression returned to normal, her gaze at Lin Ran screaming, "My A-Ran is so adorable."
A naive college student couldn’t resist asking, "So what happened to the snow leopards after that?"
And just like that, the topic derailed.
The director stared at the student in horror—his murderous glare was impossible to miss.
Lin Ran: "Oh, their two cubs are old enough to run errands now. I named them—one’s 'Cheese Snow Leopard,' the other 'Shut Up Snow Leopard.' I’ll show you sometime."
The college student’s eyes widened in disbelief.
【Your Love Train Derailed】: "Cheese Snow Leopard" and "Shut Up Snow Leopard"? That’s next-level genius.
【Fell for a Wild Dog】: Those poor snow leopards suffered too much. I demand a livestream for them!
【Heaven = Paradise on Earth】: Hell yeah, keep this game going forever. Don’t ever stop...
The game continued, this time landing on Liu Yishou.
The director sighed in relief—these two were the most predictable people here.
"I choose truth."
Assistant Director: "Do you secretly seethe with jealousy over ultra-rich power couples like Lin Ran and Luo Yao?"
Liu Yishou: "I’m consumed by hatred. Half the time, I want to fight these wealthy elites barehanded."
Director: ??? What kind of madness are you spouting?!
Keep playing? No way. The director wasn’t risking it.
Between the fearless Q&A of the assistant director and host, Lin Ran and Luo Yao’s unpredictability, and the college student’s no-filter commentary, he was the only sane one left at the table. One more round, and the show would implode.
"Ahem! Host... shouldn’t we move to the next segment?"
Liu Yishou frowned. "You’re the director—why ask me?"
The director’s face darkened. Couldn’t they even play along?
He fake-checked his watch. "Oops, time for the next activity!"
Liu Yishou flashed his trademark smile and transitioned, while the assistant director rolled her eyes hard.
Coward. Short-sighted fool. Didn’t he realize this game was a goldmine of viral potential?
Of course the director knew—but he’d rather not gamble his career for clicks.
Next up: making dinner.
Thanks to Lin Ran and Luo Yao’s extended "afternoon break" and the games, it was already 4 PM. Cook dinner, do a post-meal chat, and they’d wrap for the day.
The rest of the evening—and the entirety of tomorrow—was free time for Lin Ran and Luo Yao.
When Luo Yao stepped into the kitchen, Lin Ran immediately scooped her up, deposited her gently on the sofa, and kissed her lips.
"Stay put, sweetheart. I’ll handle dinner."
"Does A-Ran think I’m useless?"
Lin Ran ruffled her hair. "So cute. A useless girl couldn’t earn enough to keep me spoiled. You fund my life, I cook for you."
After a pause, he added, "Even if you were useless, I’d still adore you."
Luo Yao nodded. "Okay."
Lin Ran worked alone in the kitchen. Despite the added task of managing the fire, he whipped up four dishes and a soup in just an hour.
And that was with only two pots. With more cookware, he’d have been even faster.
The stew and soup were time-consuming, especially tonight’s green beans—Lin Ran always boiled them to mush.
Otherwise, he’d risk someone declaring, "Who says these beans are tough? They’re perfect! (^ω^)"
At dinner, just as Lin Ran was about to feed Luo Yao, she stopped him.
"Today, I’ll feed you."
Lin Ran froze. Honestly? He was a little embarrassed.
Feeding Luo Yao was one thing, but being fed by her?
He’d gotten used to it when he was sick, but doing this in front of others made him blush.
Luo Yao frowned. "A-Ran doesn’t like it?"
Lin Ran lowered his head. "I love it in my heart... but my face is burning."
Shyness.
Luo Yao: "Ignore them. You feed me because you love me. I love you, so of course I can feed you too."
"As for everyone else? Treat them like corpses. We have every right to disregard their stares."
【Tomorrow’s the 8th】: Logically, this makes sense... but did Luo Yao just insult me? Why do I find her scathing confidence so hot?
【Office Workers Must Suffer】: Luo Yao called us corpses. Why not dogs? Then again, I’m probably worse off than her dog—hell, even her snow leopards live better. At least they get action. I’ve never even seen aphrodisiacs.
【Don’t Forget to Clock in on Tomato Daily】: Lin Ran can blush?! What kind of sorcery is this?!
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
