【Sovereign of Eternity Liu Ruyan】: What? Getting a whole stack of cash just for giving up a seat? This is like the God of Wealth descending upon me. If this counts as humiliation, then I welcome everyone to humiliate me.
【Apologize After the Scandal】: Holy shit, forgive me for taking things out of context earlier. So this is the real story?
【Captain Hindsight】: Actually, I was one of the customers at the dessert shop that day. Lin Ran is right—I was thrilled. Next time something like this happens, be sure to call me. I’ll line up early to scout the place.
As soon as Lin Ran went live, he completely shifted the narrative. Everyone had a sudden realization, feeling like they’d just eaten a mouthful of crap.
Of course, some stubborn folks would never admit they were wrong.
Especially those with contrarian personalities.
【You Don’t Understand My Pain】: Hey haters, care to speak up now? Must be pretty awkward, huh? The most embarrassing thing in life is having your secrets exposed.
Lin Ran: "That’s not even the most embarrassing part. The real embarrassment is when someone finds your browser history… and plays it on loop in public."
【I Swear Off Gambling and Drugs】: Damn, that is awkward.
【My Energy Hits 300 Million Per Second】: I agree with the streamer, but I don’t accept your logic. Humiliation and happiness aren’t mutually exclusive. Sure, I’m happy, but you did insult me.
【Tomato Fried with Cucumber】: What’s your explanation for the steakhouse incident? You’re only live now to fish for donations, right? Well, I’m not giving you a cent.
Lin Ran: "Why should I explain? Screw your explanation! As for you, ‘300 Million Per Second’—I saw your comment, but I don’t agree. Just because you say crap tastes good doesn’t mean I have to nod along."
【Detective Zhenzi Conan】: Damn, I respect the streamer’s savage clapbacks.
【This Internet is Wild】: Streamer, just explain the steakhouse thing already, so the haters can shut up. Also, show us the mansion again—last time wasn’t enough.
"Why should I explain? That’s for the trashy couple to do. Besides, it involves my friend’s painful past. Like, if my friend once ate crap off a toilet, should I just broadcast it to the world?"
This instantly piqued the curiosity of countless viewers.
【The Toilet Enthusiast】: Go on, give us the details.
【Tang San’s Friend】: My friend’s on his deathbed—he needs to know the specifics.
Seeing he’d successfully riled up the crowd, Lin Ran decided to drop the act.
Messing with these netizens was actually pretty fun.
"Wanna know? Then show me what you’ve got. Since someone accused me of fishing for donations, don’t hold back now—flood the chat with gifts. Let’s see how much your curiosity is worth."
"If the numbers don’t meet my expectations, no stories, no ‘colors’ for you."
The moment Lin Ran said this, gift effects flooded the stream like they were free. Big and small donations poured in nonstop.
【Peek-a-Boo】: You’re already loaded, yet you still want our money?
Lin Ran: "More is always welcome, but I won’t complain if it’s less. Shoutout to Mr. Tong, Fifty Zhatian Gang, Ling Zixuan of Fengchao, ‘Reading With Brains? Pfft!’, Ran Kongqi, Ni Yu, Li Tiezhu the Tomato Beef Lover, Tianjucheng’s Nawen, and the rest—too many to name. You guys rock!"
Lin Ran’s move didn’t just shock the viewers—even Douyin’s backend team was alarmed.
The donations came too fast. In just minutes, his stream skyrocketed to #1 in popularity, and the gift animations were so intense they lagged the live feed.
He even broke the platform’s donation record.
"You guys rock! Since you’re all so generous, I’ll give you a little ‘color’ today. But remember—don’t waste your money too often."
Instantly, the entire audience was hooked, eager to see what Lin Ran had in store.
He picked up his phone and started walking while keeping up the banter.
"But before we continue, let me say this: to everyone still crowding outside Nuanyao Group’s building—if you keep causing trouble, don’t blame me for playing dirty. You know I can have lawyers at your doorstep in no time. Don’t think numbers mean you can do whatever you want."
"Push me too far, and I’ll have your faces pressed against every inch of that building, licking it clean. That’s my wife Luo Yao’s gift to me. Damage it, and I’ll bury you in the walls."
"Oh, and clean up before you leave. Otherwise, I’ll halt the web series. To all the fans watching—if updates stop, blame these trolls for paralyzing the company, not us."
The crowd outside Nuanyao Group, now watching the stream, immediately panicked.
Lin Ran’s confidence was unmistakable.
Many of them were just bandwagon haters, there out of sheer envy.
As trolls, they knew the internet’s wrath—doxxing could ruin lives.
They were scared.
And so, outside Nuanyao Group, a bizarre spectacle unfolded: an army of self-appointed janitors scrambling to clean up.
【Broke Porsche Owner Can’t Afford 600 Bucks】: Arrogant? Hell yes. But Lin Ran’s got the power to back it up.
【The Handsome Novelist】: Clean up Nuanyao Group’s premises NOW. If the series stops, I’m coming for you.
【Readers, We Love You Even Without Donations】: Take your trash with you, or brace for lawsuits. Remember, Lin Ran’s wife is Luo Yao.
【Passion Over Profit】: Guys, this is surreal—I live near Nuanyao Group, and I’m seeing a mob turn into a cleaning crew.
Lin Ran checked the video Wu Zhishang sent via WeChat and smirked in satisfaction.
He played the clip of the frantic cleanup in the stream, sparking another wave of shock.
Lin Ran was as ruthless as ever.
As the camera panned, the chat exploded again.
【Stockings Diary】: Wait, what’s this? A private theater? Why didn’t you show us last time? Don’t see us as family?
【Elon’s Martian】: Why’d Lin Ran bring us here? Treating us to a movie?
【Dead But Salty】: Weren’t you gonna tell us about your friend? The ‘toilet gourmet’—was it Wu Zhishang?
Meanwhile, every employee at Nuanyao Group simultaneously turned to stare at Wu Zhishang.
"Boss Wu… you’ve suffered."
Wu Zhishang: "Piss off."
Back on stream, Lin Ran’s devilishly handsome face broke into a sly grin.
"Everyone, start recording. What’s coming next might get the stream nuked—like those novels that vanish mid-read."
He settled into the private theater as an attendant brought snacks. Grabbing a clicker, Lin Ran pulled up a PowerPoint.
The screen displayed bold text: [The following is purely for entertainment. Any resemblance to reality is definitely not coincidental.]
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
