Normally.
If Little Chi made this kind of joke, Xiang Tiange wouldn't feel guilty at all.
Didn't she know Big Cesspool's personality?
She usually liked to make dirty jokes.
She was completely used to it by now.
When they weren't as close, their banter was even more explicit.
But today...
She just couldn't suppress her guilty conscience.
After all.
Just a few hours ago, something earth-shattering almost happened right under Little Chi's nose.
Now being teased, she didn't dare respond directly at all!
She was terrified her words would slip and reveal her guilty secret.
So.
Xiang Tiange could only keep her head down and continue packing up, saying resentfully:
"You and your sharp tongue, just hurry up and put things back!"
"Lin Yu invited us over to hang out, and not only did you eat all his snacks by yourself."
"But now you've messed up so many games. We have to match the cartridges to their boxes one by one, it's so tiring."
"Didn't you say you have a good memory and could remember where everything goes?"
Mentioning eating snacks and playing games.
Little Chi instantly lost her confidence.
"You can't blame me entirely, didn't you eat some too..."
Xiang Tiange looked up with a face full of question marks:
"Half a bag of chips you left behind and a bottle of Wahaha, and that makes me an accomplice?"
Chi Qingchi: "..."
"Alright, alright, I'll organize the cartridges."
"Everything else is back in its place, leave this to me."
"I remember this one is..."
"Never mind this one for now! Let's start from here!"
"This one is..."
"Emmm..."
Chi Qingchi picked up the pile of cartridges, looking up at Xiang Tiange with a bitter expression:
"You know, Little Lin is really something."
"If he's going to buy game cartridges, he should buy the good ones!"
"Where did he even dig up these old classics? They don't even have stickers on them."
"They... they all look exactly the same!"
Xiang Tiange: "..."
Chi Qingchi scratched her cheek in embarrassment and added:
"Hehehe, how about we plug the console we just packed away back in..."
"And open the games one by one to check?"
Xiang Tiange: "???"
...
At eleven o'clock at night.
Lin Yu received WeChat messages from Xiang Tiange:
Xiang Tiange: We're heading back, everything in your big house is restored to normal~
Xiang Tiange: Thanks for the hospitality, Mr. Landlord!
Lin Yu glanced at the time in shock.
He figured the two girls would play until late to their heart's content.
But he didn't expect them to play this late!
What was up with Little Chi today?
She had gotten bold!
She really wasn't afraid of getting a severe scolding from her sister when she got back.
If he had known they would play this late.
He would have told Elder Chi not to be in such a hurry to head back.
Lin Yu picked up his phone and replied to Xiang Tiange's messages.
Lin Yu: Thinking about our late-night activities, I originally planned to catch up on some sleep first.
Lin Yu: Sigh, I tossed and turned for ages but found I couldn't fall asleep at all.
The implication of the message was very obvious.
It was necessary to confirm Xiang Tiange's stance again before heading out.
Little girls, after all.
Were prone to being impulsive.
What if she suddenly calmed down and regretted it after playing games all night?
Lin Yu didn't want to show up late at night only to spend the whole evening just chatting platonically.
Testing the waters first was never a bad thing.
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
...
Less than half a minute later.
His phone chimed with a series of notifications.
Xiang Tiange: My parents messaged me. They left some food for me and have already headed out.
Xiang Tiange: Do you want ice cream? I can buy some on my way back.
Xiang Tiange: We only have the Snow Lotus ice pops my dad uses with his drinks left at home. Tell me what kind of ice cream you want.
Xiang Tiange: You treated me last time, so it's my treat this time!
Xiang Tiange: Little Chi and I ate all your snacks. If you want some snacks, you can let me know too.
A long string of messages popped up one after another.
The key information she wanted to convey was all mixed in:
No one was home at her place anymore!
Lin Yu could head over right now!
Xiang Tiange hadn't backed out; she even wanted to buy him something to eat.
And spend this wonderful night together with him!
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