Can't Get a Word In Edgewise, the Siblings' Rivalry

Xia Yiwei picked up her phone and took a glance.

Seeing the caller ID, she immediately chose to hang up.

Lin Yu just glanced from the side, but he accurately caught the name on the screen.

Xia Xiashan!

Sister Curator would also be attending today's family dinner.

Calling at this time, it was highly likely she wanted to ask how they were getting to the destination.

Having finally grabbed onto a lifeline.

Lin Yu couldn't just let it go so easily.

"Why didn't you answer it?"

Lin Yu asked hurriedly.

Xia Yiwei, however, appeared extremely calm. She glanced at her phone and said without thinking:

"Spam call, selling insurance!"

Lin Yu: "Your sister sells insurance?"

Xia Yiwei: "Little Master, how is your eyesight so good?"

Lin Yu: "Weiwei, how are you so good at lying?"

Xia Yiwei: "Hehehe, calling this early in the morning, my sister definitely doesn't have anything good to say. I'm not answering."

"Spinning a few times~ becoming our deep fingerprints~"

Before Xia Yiwei could say more.

Lin Yu's phone started ringing as well.

Xia Yiwei dared to hang up her own phone, but she didn't dare to snatch Lin Yu's phone and hang it up.

The two didn't even need to exchange words to know who was calling.

Lin Yu took two steps back, putting some distance between himself and Xia Yiwei, before safely answering the call.

"Sister Shanshan, good morning."

Lin Yu greeted politely.

Xia Xiashan's irritated voice came straight through the phone:

"Good morning, Lin Yu."

"Weiwei is probably with you, right?"

"She deliberately ignored my call, didn't she?"

Lin Yu didn't answer directly. Instead, he gave a few seconds of a knowing pause, letting Xia Xiashan figure it out herself.

As such.

Xia Xiashan naturally understood what it meant.

She continued on the phone:

"Good, very good."

"I'll teach her a lesson myself later!"

"Lin Yu, I'm right at the entrance of your neighborhood."

"If you guys are ready, come out and find me anytime."

"Tell that damn girl who won't answer her phone not to ride her motorcycle. Her leg injury hasn't fully healed yet."

"I'll drive you guys there, please!"

Xia Xiashan had a sharp tongue, but when it came down to it, she still revealed her care for her younger sister.

Lin Yu was naturally very happy to have Xia Xiashan as their driver.

It was much better than enduring the wind all the way there.

"Don't worry, Sister Shanshan, I'll pass on the message."

"We've already left the house and are heading over to find you now."

Although Xia Yiwei couldn't hear what her sister was saying, it wasn't hard to judge the current situation from Lin Yu's tone.

There was nothing she could do.

Xia Yiwei didn't dare to contradict anything Lin Yu decided.

She was still counting on Lin Yu to step in and help her solve her troublesome problem today!

Once Lin Yu hung up the phone, Xia Yiwei took the initiative to walk up to him.

"My sister is really something else!"

"Your role today is my boyfriend, not hers. Why is she being so proactive?"

After saying that.

She puffed up her cheeks and walked ahead, looking as if she was ready to argue with Xia Xiashan.

Lin Yu was quite content, following behind Xia Yiwei.

It seemed.

Today was destined not to be an ordinary day.

...

Before long.

Inside the car heading to the Xia family home.

Xia Yiwei: "I'll say it one more time, the two of us are just acting, so please cooperate properly, okay?"

Xia Xiashan: "Stop speaking gibberish to me, don't you know what country we're in? Of course I know you're acting, what normal person would ever fall for you?"

Xia Yiwei: "I say, Xia Xiashan, does it physically hurt you if you don't insult me? Besides running your mouth, what else can you do?"

Xia Xiashan: "Didn't I hit you enough just now?"

Xia Yiwei: "Besides getting physical, what else can you do?"

...

Lin Yu: "..."

In the past, he only knew that the nurse sister had a sharp tongue and could really talk.

When interacting with Sister Curator, he just felt she was ruthless but didn't speak much.

He never expected.

That the two sisters, sitting in the driver and passenger seats, could actually create such an inexplicable chemical reaction?

Lin Yu sat alone in the back seat. There were a few times he really wanted to interject to ease the atmosphere.

It wasn't that he didn't want to speak!

It was that he truly couldn't get a single word in!

The two of them fired words back and forth so fast that there wasn't even a proper pause to breathe.

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