At half past nine in the morning.
After completing a simple medical check-up at the designated hospital.
Lin Yu took a taxi to the commercial street.
Coming to the commercial street at this hour naturally wasn’t for a visit to Aunt Qimeng's Shop.
Instead, he planned to drop by Mao Ruirui’s pet store.
Munching on the pancake Aunt Qimeng had prepared for him, Lin Yu pondered.
Seems like it’s time to buy a car.
Although the areas where his fellow sect members hung out weren’t far from the apartment.
Taking taxis back and forth every day was inevitably a bit inconvenient.
Maomao Pet Shop!
It was somewhat famous on this street.
Since there were many residential complexes nearby.
And the shop offered pet boarding services, business had always been decent.
This year, with more and more little animals in the store.
Aside from Mao Ruirui running it herself, she’d also hired a young girl studying veterinary medicine.
Basic deworming, baths, emergency treatments… Maomao Pet Shop could handle it all.
Arriving at the pet shop’s entrance.
He happened to see Mao Ruirui, still dressed in denim overalls, and a girl in a white dress beside her, locking up to leave.
"Good morning, Ruirui-jie!"
"Closing so early?"
Lin Yu approached and greeted them politely.
Startled at hearing her name, Mao Ruirui fumbled.
The chain lock in her hand clattered to the ground.
The girl in the white dress promptly picked it up for her.
"Oh, it’s you, Xiao Yu! What a coincidence!"
"Are you heading to Aunt Qimeng’s place?"
"Wait, what? Flowerpots? Where?"
Lin Yu: "……"
Alright then.
As expected, the master of mishearing strikes again.
Drawing from his experience with the twin sisters.
Lin Yu didn’t hesitate to pull up Mao Ruirui’s information panel first.
To see if there were any tasks today—aside from the urgent one—that he could tag along for.
[Mao Ruirui]
[Age: 25]
[Sect Status: Spirit Beast Garden Elder]
[Host Affinity Level: 27% (Second Realm, Casual Acquaintance)]
[Number of Dao Companions (Soul Cultivation/Body Cultivation): (Host affinity insufficient, currently unavailable)]
[Attribute Skills: (Host status too low, currently unavailable)]
[Other Info: (Host status too low, currently unavailable)]
[Current Tasks:]
[Mundane Beast Search (Urgent Task): One of the Spirit Beast Garden Elder’s spirit beasts…]
[Spirit Beast Notice (Daily Task): A new batch of formidable spirit beasts has matured and requires promotion to attract outer sect disciples seeking spirit beasts.]
So… handing out flyers?
Didn’t sound like too difficult a task.
The girl in the white dress was quite considerate, loudly repeating Lin Yu’s words for Mao Ruirui:
"Boss, he’s asking why you’re closing so early."
Mao Ruirui laughed awkwardly.
"Ohhh, so that’s what he meant!"
"Something urgent came up. Xiaoxiao and I need to head out."
"Oh right, let me introduce you two…"
"Actually, you’re somewhat connected."
"This is Lin Yu, my roommate from the apartment, a top student at Pingchuan University, currently a junior. I think he’s about half a year older than you."
"This is Chang Xiaoxiao—Xiaoxiao with the ‘bamboo’ radical. She’s a star student in veterinary medicine at Pingchuan University Affiliated Higher Vocational College, and my favorite little assistant."
Pingchuan University Affiliated Higher Vocational College.
Located just across the street from Lin Yu’s Pingchuan University main campus.
Majors like veterinary medicine and pet grooming were typically offered at vocational schools.
Chang Xiaoxiao was slightly shorter than Mao Ruirui.
With a ponytail, round face, and a hint of baby fat.
She gave off a playful, cute vibe.
Her bright orange color-blocked chiffon top, paired with a pristine white dress and white sneakers.
Exuded a refreshing, summery brightness.
A stark contrast to Mao Ruirui’s quiet yet wild style.
"Hello, senior! Just call me Xiaoxiao."
Though they weren’t from the same school.
The term "senior" still carried a warm familiarity.
Lin Yu extended his hand for a polite handshake.
Chang Xiaoxiao mirrored the gesture—except…
Her hand veered way off course!
Their hands brushed past each other, both gripping air.
Lin Yu: "……"
Chang Xiaoxiao: "……"
After a few awkward seconds of silence.
They spoke simultaneously.
Chang Xiaoxiao: "Sorry, I left my glasses in the shop. My eyesight’s never been great."
Lin Yu: "Haha, no worries."
Almost at the same time.
Trying to adjust, one leaned inward, the other outward—
And missed again! Round two!
Lin Yu: "……"
Chang Xiaoxiao: "……"
"Not great" eyesight?
More like legally blind!
After two failed attempts.
Lin Yu decided to stay perfectly still this time.
To avoid another round of mutual searching.
And—what do you know?
Chang Xiaoxiao had the same idea!
They froze awkwardly, hands hovering mid-air, engaged in an "imaginary handshake."
Mao Ruirui couldn’t take it anymore.
As the introducer, she grabbed both their hands:
"Look, her hand’s here, his is here, and then you just—"
"Isn’t shaking hands simple?"
"You’re both young, why so awkward?"
Chang Xiaoxiao: "……"
Lin Yu: "……"
Awkward?
More like physically impossible!
Honestly.
This boss-employee duo was quite the pair.
One with "telescopic vision," the other with "selective hearing"!
Customers at their shop must have the patience of saints.
Finally managing a proper handshake.
Mao Ruirui got down to business:
"Xiao Yu, I’ll invite you to the shop another day."
"Really don’t have time today—a customer’s Husky named ‘Dandan’ got loose."
"Someone just messaged me saying they spotted it in an old neighborhood nearby."
"We’ve gotta find Dandan now!"
"Xiaoxiao, lock up!"
Nodding firmly, Chang Xiaoxiao turned to secure the door.
Clatter!
Clatter!
Clatter!
"……"
The chain lock jingled incessantly.
Lin Yu watched her struggle—it was painful to witness.
Such a big keyhole, yet she kept missing it!
"Let me help."
Unable to bear it, Lin Yu stepped in.
Chang Xiaoxiao thanked him profusely:
"Thanks, senior! The keyhole’s tiny, and my eyesight’s terrible."
Lin Yu effortlessly locked up and handed the key back to Mao Ruirui.
His reason for coming was Mao Ruirui’s urgent task anyway.
So he seized the opportunity:
"Ruirui-jie, I’m free right now."
"Old neighborhoods are tricky to search. Mind if I tag along?"
Mao Ruirui blinked, adjusting her overall straps, and replied hesitantly:
"Xiao Yu, I’m really in a hurry right now."
"No time for bars—go with your classmates instead."
Lin Yu: "……"
Chang Xiaoxiao: "……"
iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
