When it came to Little Chi's snacks, Lin Yu's attention was entirely focused on her reaction.
If this were reality, anyone who dared to set their sights on Little Chi's snacks would definitely make her blow up on the spot.
In the dream world...
It was almost indistinguishable from reality!
Little Chi cast a sly glance downward and to the side, deliberately avoiding Lin Yu's eyes.
It was as if she were thinking about how to answer.
Right after that.
Little Chi spoke in a faint, quiet voice:
"Boss, I... I don't usually eat snacks, I don't have any snacks."
Lin Yu: "..."
As if anyone would believe that!
Little Chi might as well have had "I'm lying" written all over her face.
After all, she was in such a huge mansion... No!
It should be called a luxurious office.
Working here, could she really be short of money for snacks?
To be stingy to this extent was truly unparalleled.
Lin Yu didn't say anything more.
Since he couldn't eat Little Chi's snacks, couldn't he just have her go buy some?
Promptly.
With a slight shift in his consciousness, a thick stack of hundred-yuan bills instantly appeared in Lin Yu's hand.
As the master of the mansion, casually pulling out some pocket money was perfectly reasonable, right?
"Take this."
"If you don't have snacks, go buy some."
"Keep the change as your bonus."
It was this seemingly ordinary action that brought an unexpected response.
Little Chi took the thick stack of cash with both hands and raised it to eye level, as if examining its thickness.
Lin Yu: "???"
What was the meaning of this?
Could she possibly think it wasn't enough money?
It was just buying some snacks, not treating herself to a state banquet.
Wasn't a stack this thick enough?
Just as Lin Yu was about to ask, Little Chi silently tucked the money into the kangaroo pocket of her professional attire.
Then.
She cast a timid glance at Lin Yu and asked:
"Thank you, Boss. Buying snacks won't cost nearly this much..."
"What kind of program would the boss like to see today?"
"My body has pretty much recovered, so any program... is fine."
Lin Yu: "!!!"
Whoa!
So that's what she meant!
Was this dream following a proper ACG world setting?
The two-dimensional kind?
The daily life of a boss, complete with private shows, this was way too awesome!
Little Chi must have read her fair share of weird manga; wasn't this pure manga plotline?
Mustn't get too excited, mustn't get too excited...
He couldn't act like he hadn't seen the world, or he'd easily be manipulated by Little Chi.
Little Chi's emotional intelligence was far from ordinary; he couldn't deal with this little witch using the same mindset he used with other girls.
Lin Yu calmly pulled out his executive chair from behind the business desk.
After sitting down, he crossed his legs and gestured for Little Chi to start her performance:
"No need for any special programs. Just do all the ones you usually perform."
It wasn't that Lin Yu didn't want to pick a specific act.
He simply didn't know what acts were included at this price point.
It was better to hand the choice back to Little Chi and quietly sit to the side to enjoy her show.
Even in this weird setting, Little Chi surely still had her basic bottom line.
Lin Yu didn't expect to see anything that crossed the line; he just wanted to see Little Chi's sincerity.
This was actually the same principle as going to a restaurant you'd never been to before.
Ordering a dish yourself versus letting the host recommend their specialties felt completely different psychologically.
It determined the upper and lower limits of the consumption.
Except this time, the upper and lower limits were reversed.
Lin Yu actually hoped the lower limit could go even lower.
Just as he expected.
After he made this request, it was Little Chi who fell into a state of inner conflict.
She had just thanked the boss, so she couldn't exactly show no sincerity, could she?
Little Chi stood there hesitating for a moment before speaking slowly:
"Boss, how about I perform a new dance I just learned for you?"
"And then I'll sing a classic anime song. Just a moment."
Hearing this, Lin Yu immediately spoke up to stop her:
"Wait!"
"Is that all? It doesn't sound very fresh."
"Is there anything a bit more... you know?"
If this were reality, Lin Yu definitely wouldn't dare drop such an explicit hint.
However, right now he was in a dream.
His identity was still Little Chi's boss and financial backer.
If he wasn't a bit arrogant now, when would he be?
He had to leave a deep impression on Little Chi.
So that the next time they met, it would give her some wonderful psychological cues.
Now.
Little Chi had most likely already realized the unusual relationship between Lin Yu and her sister.
If he didn't use some strong medicine, it would be really hard to win Little Chi over.
Hearing Lin Yu's words, Little Chi's eyes widened instantly.
Usually, as his private secretary doing things for Boss Lin Yu, he at most gave her vague, lingering looks.
Why the sudden change today?
Had he started a verbal offensive?
Did he think she would really do anything for money?
Little Chi spoke with righteous indignation:
"Boss, it's not your first day knowing me. The kind of thing you're talking about..."
"Will cost extra!"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
