A barrage of endless chattering buzzed directly around Huang Daoqi's ears.
He tried to interject several times, wanting to put an end to this farce.
But the woman's lips moved like a machine gun.
Giving Huang Daoqi absolutely no room to retort or even get a word in.
In fact.
For every sentence he tried to explain, ten more were waiting for him.
Roasted to the point of doubting his own existence, Huang Daoqi could only clutch his teapot and helplessly retreat to his bedroom.
Having such a young woman as a companion wasn't necessarily a good thing!
In front of his daughter, he got scolded.
In front of his woman, he still got scolded.
At his age, he really couldn't even maintain his last shred of dignity.
...
Inside the apartment.
Lin Yu, who was all dressed and ready to go out, found himself held up on the first floor.
"Little Chi, if your sister finds out that I snuck into your room while she was away..."
"And watched you dress like this..."
"Are you sure we'd survive?"
Holding a DSLR camera in his hands, Lin Yu looked at Chi Qingchi in front of him with a hint of trepidation.
Chi Qingchi put her hands on her hips and said dismissively:
"Relax, my sister went to the supermarket. It'll take her at least an hour."
"An hour is more than enough time!"
"Also..."
"Little Lin! You're saying that on purpose, aren't you?"
"You're just helping me record a video. Why make it sound like we're sneaking around having an af... ugh!"
As she spoke.
Chi Qingchi glared at Lin Yu, her cheeks puffed out in annoyance.
With her high emotional intelligence, how could she not catch Lin Yu's underlying implication?
Tomorrow, Bilibili was hosting an event where uploading a video submission could win action figures and plushies.
How could Chi Qingchi miss such an important event?
It was just that her sister, Chi Qingshui, had been in the apartment all day without going out.
Chi Qingchi suffered from a lack of opportunity to film, so she dragged it out until the afternoon.
Finally.
She seized the perfect opportunity when her sister left the house.
In the past, Chi Qingchi always used the family's small DV camera to shoot videos.
The image quality was slightly better than a phone's, but it still couldn't compare to other uploaders.
But now.
Lin Yu had a DSLR camera in his hands!
With such a ready-made resource right in front of her, how could Chi Qingchi pass it up?
Originally, she planned to head straight to the third floor to ask Lin Yu to come down and help.
As a result.
She had only reached the stairwell when she happened to bump into Lin Yu coming down.
Lin Yu had agreed on a time to eat with Huang Feiya.
Although it wasn't time yet, Lin Yu had nothing to do in his room anyway.
Therefore.
He prepared to head out early, take a stroll near the restaurant, and order the food in advance.
Unexpectedly.
He was directly apprehended by Chi Qingchi and dragged forcefully into her room.
Because they had to shoot an assignment in a couple of days, the DSLR had been kept in the twin sisters' room.
What Chi Qingchi lacked wasn't photography equipment, but someone to film for her.
For Lin Yu, this kind of thing was naturally a piece of cake, no big deal at all.
Moreover.
He could watch Little Chi up close, wearing very skimpy clothes, performing an Otaku dance live.
According to Little Chi, there were two outfits in total, one black and one white, to be mixed and edited together.
Which meant...
She was going to change clothes right in front of him later!
Why not enjoy such a feast for the eyes?
"If you don't have any spirit of entertainment, how can you be an excellent uploader?"
"Isn't your room a bit too small? Do you want to shoot somewhere else?"
"I know a good place in our neighborhood..."
"It's very spacious, the lighting is great, and it's much more suitable for filming."
"No matter how many takes we do or how long we spend adjusting, you won't have to worry about your sister coming back suddenly."
The place Lin Yu was talking about was naturally his newly purchased property, the party house!
During his birthday last time, he had planned to take everyone there to have some fun.
Unfortunately.
Everyone drank too much and ended up playing board games right then and there.
As a result, Lin Yu never got the chance to show off his new house.
However.
Even though they didn't go that day, Lin Yu had mentioned at the dinner table that he had bought another house in the neighborhood.
Anyone who wasn't drunk should remember this.
Little Chi was naturally no exception; she had also heard the news.
Now that Lin Yu brought up an empty, unoccupied place, it instantly reminded her of his new house.
She looked at Lin Yu excitedly and said:
"Little Lin, are you talking about your new house?"
"Can I really borrow it for filming? Wouldn't that be a bit inappropriate?"
Chi Qingchi's darting eyes didn't show the slightest hint of feeling it was inappropriate.
The word anticipation was practically written all over her face.
Lin Yu followed up:
"Of course it's convenient. The renovations inside are pretty much done."
"There are still rooms suitable for filming. You can go and see which one suits you best."
Hearing this.
Chi Qingchi excitedly grabbed Lin Yu's arm, shaking it as she said:
"The best Little Lin in the whole world!"
"I knew it, you're the nicest person in our apartment!"
Lin Yu continued to tease her, asking:
"Am I the best in the world?"
"What about your sister? Who is better between the two of us?"
As soon as Lin Yu asked the question, Chi Qingchi froze on the spot.
Chi Qingchi: "Emmm..."
Even though her sister wasn't around, Little Chi didn't dare say anything bad about her.
For fear that somehow, her sister would find out she was gossiping behind her back.
If her sister got angry...
Just thinking about it gave Little Chi goosebumps.
"Little Chi, are you that scared of your sister?"
"Is this question really that hard to answer?"
Chi Qingchi's reaction was completely within Lin Yu's expectations.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!