Lin Yu was completely engrossed in his explanation.
When Maomao suddenly interrupted him, he was completely dumbfounded.
He couldn't help but ask:
"What's wrong? Is there something I didn't explain clearly?"
Maomao shook her head, pointing with a shocked expression at the center console storage box between them:
"There's no... no thingy for shifting gears... that..."
"That irregular cylinder!"
Lin Yu: "..."
An irregular cylinder?
It was the first time Lin Yu had ever heard someone describe a gear stick like that!
Hearing this come out of Maomao's mouth almost made Lin Yu laugh out of sheer exasperation.
He reached out and pointed near the steering wheel:
"Next time you buy a car, could you at least take a look at the manual?"
"Your car has a column shifter! The gear shift is right here!"
Maomao blinked, scratching her cheek innocently:
"Isn't this... the windshield wiper?"
"And the one on the left is the turn signal, right?"
"The gear shift is here too?"
Lin Yu opened the passenger-side glove compartment and took out the car manual.
As for Maomao's answer, how should he put it...
It wasn't entirely wrong, but it wasn't exactly right either.
Lin Yu hadn't really driven a Mercedes much himself!
If he ended up teaching her wrong in a moment, wouldn't that be incredibly awkward?
It would also ruin his authoritative image.
Better to read the manual together and learn before he exposed his own ignorance.
Of course.
He still had to carefully manage his tone of voice.
"Maomao, how about this? Before we officially start practicing, let's read through this manual once. What do you think?"
"I trust your memory. Reading it once will definitely take no more than twenty minutes."
Lin Yu naturally trusted Maomao, and he knew just how incredible her memory was.
After all.
His photographic memory skill was copied directly from her.
Others might not be able to read fast and remember accurately, but Maomao would definitely have no problem.
Hearing Lin Yu say this.
Maomao immediately nodded in agreement:
"Yu, what you said makes sense. It's very rigorous."
"If we don't understand the entire structure of a program, it's very difficult to perform complex and delicate operations on it."
"Driving skills are very much like network technology; we really should understand the complete structure of the program."
Lin Yu flipped open the manual, responding perfunctorily:
"Right, right, right, the logic is the same, the logic is the same. Let's hurry up and read."
...
Two people with the same skill naturally read at the exact same pace.
They thought it would only take twenty minutes to finish.
As a result.
The two of them ended up reading for a full forty-five minutes!
He didn't know if the person who wrote the manual had obsessive-compulsive disorder.
They insisted on using a complex set of descriptions to explain some very simple operations.
The manual was so thick that Lin Yu's hands ached from flipping the pages.
Fortunately.
After finishing it, Lin Yu had memorized all the operations of this car by heart.
"Maomao, you're done reading, right?"
"Are you feeling a bit more confident now?"
Maomao's eyes suddenly lit up, and she said to Lin Yu with radiant energy:
"Mhm! If I had known, I would have read the manual earlier."
"Now I understand all the programs of this car."
"Yu, I feel like I already know how to drive!"
Lin Yu quickly poured a bucket of cold water on her enthusiasm, saying:
"Well, you shouldn't be that confident."
"Theory is theory, and practice is practice."
"Let's take it step by step, starting with pressing the brake and shifting into gear."
"Come on, step on the brake..."
Lin Yu directed her expectantly, hoping to suppress Maomao's restless excitement.
Maomao immediately grabbed the steering wheel and confidently began to operate it.
Right after.
Vroom~ Vroom~
The roar of the engine not only echoed through the empty street but also deeply pierced Lin Yu's heart.
Lin Yu stared wide-eyed at Maomao: "???"
Maomao, looking confused, lowered her head to look at her feet.
Then.
She turned her head to Lin Yu and asked:
"Yu, the brake is on the left, right?"
"Did I step on the gas pedal?"
Lin Yu took a deep breath and said loudly:
"What else? Does that vroom-vroom sound seem right to you?"
"Good thing we weren't moving, otherwise we'd be chatting upside down right now!"
"Maomao, can you seriously not tell left from right?"
Maomao hesitated for a moment and answered:
"Not entirely. When I'm working, I can distinguish them very clearly."
Lin Yu: "..."
There was a hidden meaning in those words!
What did she mean by 'when I'm working, I can distinguish them clearly'?
What about normally?
Only then did Lin Yu recall.
When he picked Maomao up at the mall, Aunt Ruxue had said she was extremely directionally challenged.
At the time.
Lin Yu naively thought Maomao just couldn't tell north, south, east, and west apart.
Looking at it now.
She had an incredibly hard time telling left from right too!
No wonder the two Xia sisters took turns giving Lin Yu instructions before they left.
And they spoke with such earnest gravity.
Teaching Maomao how to drive in a car that wasn't a proper driving school vehicle was a surefire way to suffer a workplace injury!
Lin Yu really wanted to ask Maomao which driving school issued her driver's license.
He would have to avoid that driving school like the plague in the future!
Too terrifying...
Maomao looked at Lin Yu, looking slightly wronged, and couldn't help but ask:
"Yu, is it... a bit difficult to teach me?"
"It's okay, I can read the manual a few more times."
"I can also go back and write a driving simulation program to practice more."
"Let's just go back for today. Later, when I'm more skilled, I'll come ask you for guidance again."
Truth be told.
Looking at Maomao's expression, Lin Yu actually felt a bit bad for her.
But the most crucial problem was...
Lin Yu had been drinking!
He couldn't drive them back right now.
If he couldn't teach Maomao how to drive right now, they wouldn't be able to leave at all.

with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!

't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!