What else could Lei Siren say?
He didn't even know what this grudge was really about.
He just wanted to end this farce as quickly as possible.
But...
This damn fatty just wouldn't let him go!
"Listen to Brother Yu, Fatty, you continue..."
"Aren't you pretty good at slapping? Don't miss on purpose again!"
"After today is over, you and Brother Yu might never see each other again."
"But with me..."
"We're bound to see each other at least many more times."
"Let's not make things too ugly, and don't put everyone in a position where they can't step down."
"Isn't this enough?"
Buzzcut Fatty nodded quickly, but then felt something was wrong and hurriedly shook his head.
Wouldn't nodding mean admitting that he really had an issue with Lei Siren?
If he did, that would be one thing.
The problem was, he didn't!
Regardless of what the damn fatty was trying to express, Lei Siren simply closed his eyes.
He wanted to see how long the fatty could keep playing tricks on him.
The previous few times, Lei Siren had watched with his own eyes as he was beaten and toyed with.
The process was just too frustrating.
It was better to close his eyes and silently wait for the result.
Xia Yiwei glanced at Lin Yu, wanting to see if he would stop here.
As a result.
In the following few minutes...
Fatty's hand chop!
Fatty's shoulder smash!
Fatty's flying strike to the biceps!
[Ding!]
[God-tier operation! The Holy Son's vengeance has made the Elder of the Spirit Medicine Hall fall in love!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones]
Xia Yiwei watched with bursting joy, completely amazed.
How could they let these two guys off so easily?
Lin Yu's performance coincided perfectly with Xia Yiwei's thoughts.
When Buzzcut Fatty struck for the umpteenth time.
Finally...
Smack!
A loud slap echoed through the underground garage once again.
Buzzcut Fatty looked at his right hand and said excitedly to Lei Siren:
"Young Master Lei, I hit you!"
"Young Master Lei, did you hear that? I really hit you!"
"Great, it can finally end. I don't have to keep hitting you anymore!"
Lei Siren stood up from the ground, trembling.
He didn't hear it; he freaking felt it.
From the moment he started getting beaten until now, he had lost count of how many hits he had taken from Buzzcut Fatty.
He slapped him in the face, and Buzzcut Fatty was actually acting this excited?
Was this a reaction a normal person should have?
The scores that needed to be settled would be settled after going back.
Right now.
The important thing was to leave quickly!
"Brother Yu, has your anger subsided now?"
"I'm really sorry. I promise I won't dare do it again."
"If there's ever anything you need me for in Pingchuan, you can tell me anytime."
"As long as it's something I can help with, I will absolutely give it my all."
Lei Siren hurriedly brought out his social pleasantries.
He spoke with extreme care, just to ensure that Lin Yu would calm down.
Lin Yu magnanimously patted Lei Siren on the shoulder:
"Young Master Lei, honestly, by the time Fatty landed his second hit, my anger had already vanished."
"To tell you the truth, I didn't expect the beating to go on until now either."
"Are you alright?"
Lei Siren quickly shook his head.
Buzzcut Fatty on the side: "..."
Are you two alright in the head?
Weren't you two acting like bitter enemies just a moment ago?
Why are you acting so polite to each other now!
Why did it feel like he was the only villain among everyone present today?
Wasn't he just following Lin Yu's orders?
Lei Siren must have a screw loose to actually shift his hatred onto Buzzcut Fatty.
Even though his hand did cramp up a few times...
"Go, all of you, go."
"Let's consider today's matter a case of getting to know each other through a fight!"
"I've memorized your faces."
"If I ever see you bullying anyone in Pingchuan again..."
"I won't let you off as lightly as I did this time!"
After saying that.
Lin Yu crooked his finger at Xia Yiwei, and she immediately hooked her arm through his.
As they left, she didn't forget to wave goodbye to Lei Siren.
...
Coming out of the underground garage.
Xia Yiwei carried the packed food, skipping excitedly:
"Holy crap! Little Master, you're too freaking awesome!"
Lin Yu quickly raised his hand to stop her and said:
"Don't be too flashy on the streets, this isn't the underground garage."
"No matter how excited you are, you can't praise someone using foul language."
Hearing this, Xia Yiwei quickly patted her own mouth.
"Alright, I'll listen to everything Little Master says."
"Since Little Master likes mature ladies, I'll act a little more delicate and dependent."
Lin Yu hurriedly corrected her:
"It's demure, as in a fair and demure maiden. The word is demure, not mature!"
No matter how you listened to it, it sounded like Xia Yiwei did it on purpose.
Xia Yiwei giggled and changed the subject, asking:
"Little Master, how do you think Lei Siren will deal with that little fatty after they go back?"
Lin Yu shrugged indifferently, replying:
"What does it have to do with me? It's not like I caused it."
"I came out to have a nice meal, and I got hit by someone for no reason."
"Shouldn't I be the most pitiful person here?"
Xia Yiwei massaged Lin Yu's shoulders and quickly apologized:
"Right, right, right, my Little Master is the most innocent one. It's my fault, my fault."
"I promise that next time before we meet an enemy, I'll definitely notify Little Master in advance."
Lin Yu: "..."
Xia Yiwei: "Hehe."
Listening to Xia Yiwei's words, it seemed like she didn't plan on this being a one-time thing!
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
