Lin Yu put on an innocent look, raised his hand, and said,
"I didn't ask for anything. It's all up to Brother Fatty's own intentions."
"As long as the desired effect is achieved, we can let today's matter slide."
Lei Siren and the astounded Buzzcut Fatty: "???"
Buzzcut Fatty's face was full of helplessness: "..."
Lin Yu was putting on such a good act!
Just a moment ago, he had clearly whispered in his ear:
You can only slap his face; hitting anywhere else won't vent my anger and won't count!
Now he was acting like he had nothing to do with it, as if Buzzcut Fatty was the one who wanted to slap the face.
There was nothing he could do.
The situation was completely one-sided, firmly in Lin Yu's grasp.
Whatever he said, they had to obey!
Buzzcut Fatty had even less of a chance to explain things to Lei Siren face-to-face.
Looking at Lei Siren's reaction, he must have been scared silly.
That was why he thought Buzzcut Fatty wanted to slap him.
What a joke!
Lei Siren was the boss's cousin. Anyone with even a little bit of brains wouldn't think that way.
"Young Master Lei, you'd better take off your glasses."
"If I do it, you'll suffer less. But if Brother Lin Yu does it..."
Buzzcut Fatty didn't finish his sentence.
No matter how stupid Lei Siren was, he definitely understood this logic.
Xia Yiwei urged from the side,
"When you do something wrong and say the wrong things, you deserve to be punished!"
"It should be fine even if he doesn't take off his glasses, right?"
How dare he compare Xia Yiwei to a torn rag.
The fact that she didn't rush up and do it herself was already giving the Lei family enough face.
If it had been anyone else.
She absolutely wouldn't have let them off so easily.
Lei Siren glanced at Xia Yiwei and nodded with a livid face.
Good, very good.
Not only did this stinking bitch not help him, but she also kicked him while he was down at a critical moment.
What a piece of work!
He really wasn't wrong about her.
She had run into a muscle-brained maniac and had been corrupted!
Even if Lei Siren backed down today, he wouldn't let this go.
Xia Yiwei found such a boyfriend...
Uncle Xia definitely didn't know about this, right?
Just wait!
Anyone who dared to slap his face wouldn't get away with it!
Although Lin Yu didn't know what Lei Siren was scheming in his heart.
Judging from his expression.
Lin Yu knew that this matter definitely wouldn't end here.
It didn't matter.
Since he had already waded into these muddy waters, was he afraid of getting dirty?
Today, he had to vent his anger thoroughly!
Watching Lei Siren take off his glasses, Lin Yu's heart was full of anticipation.
He gently patted Buzzcut Fatty's back, reminding him to mind his limits when he struck.
Buzzcut Fatty kept a strained, straight face as he approached Lei Siren.
Before taking action, he didn't forget to say,
"Pardon my offense, Young Master Lei. Please don't hold a grudge against me!"
Lei Siren: "Alright, enough talking, just..."
Smack!
Before Lei Siren could finish his sentence, a slap landed squarely on his face.
The dull, forceful sound echoed exceptionally clearly in the underground parking garage.
Lei Siren stood frozen with his head tilted to the side, genuinely feeling the urge to cry.
From childhood until now, when had he ever been hit like this?
Even his parents couldn't bear to hit him!
Today, he was actually beaten by a nameless, violent maniac.
And the guy didn't even do it himself!
Instead, he was hit by someone considered to be on his own side.
Feelings of grievance churned wildly in his heart.
With his inherently cowardly nature, he disappointingly shed a couple of teardrops.
He quickly wiped them away, terrified that Lin Yu would see and laugh at him.
But when he raised his head...
Lin Yu was looking at Buzzcut Fatty in shock, saying,
"What's going on? Why so sudden?"
"I haven't even said start yet!"
Xia Yiwei quickly turned around, afraid of being seen smiling.
Little Master was indeed Little Master; when it came to playing dumb, truly no one could beat him.
Buzzcut Fatty was dumbfounded and looked at Lin Yu in disbelief.
You could...
You could actually do this?
Wasn't it agreed to hit the face and make it loud?
He never said he had to yell start before hitting!
Lei Siren, with his stinging face, said in a crying tone,
"Is this not enough? I've already been hit!"
"Did you not see... or hear it?"
Lin Yu scratched his cheek and shook his head, saying,
"How can that do? We must follow the rules when doing things!"
"Brother Fatty, don't you agree?"
"I hadn't called start yet, so can it count? I'll listen to you!"
Buzzcut Fatty: "..."
What the f*ck did he mean, listen to him?
Wasn't this purely roasting him over an open fire?
If Buzzcut Fatty said it counted now, wouldn't he have to bear Lin Yu's wrath alone?
Lin Yu hitting Lei Siren might be considered picking quarrels and provoking trouble.
But if Lin Yu hit him, it would f*cking go right back to the routine of self-defense.
Buzzcut Fatty looked at Lei Siren and said helplessly,
"Young Master Lei, getting hit once is getting hit, and getting hit twice is pretty much the same."
"This time, let's have Brother Lin Yu say start, okay?"
Lei Siren continuously inhaled and exhaled: "..."
Asking him if it's okay?
What the hell else could he say!
Other than agreeing, he had absolutely no room to argue.
"It's agreed then, after the start is called and the slap is done, it's over, right?"
Lei Siren looked at Lin Yu, wanting to get a definitive answer.
He was terrified that Lin Yu would have some other excuse after the hit.
Lin Yu nodded and said seriously,
"Of course!"
"I am a man of my word, unlike you guys."
"You just finished having a meal with someone, and the next moment you call people to beat them up."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, so dishonorable!"
Lin Yu poked right at Lei Siren's sore spot, leaving him utterly speechless.
There was nothing he could do.
He was indeed in the wrong on this matter.
Being caught and thoroughly berated by Lin Yu now was a result of his own doing.
Lei Siren stood up straight again, this time stepping a bit closer to Buzzcut Fatty.
Having been hit once, Lei Siren's sense of shame had diminished quite a bit.
He just wanted to end this quickly and get out of here.
He couldn't vent his anger right now, but he would definitely get his revenge someday.
Buzzcut Fatty raised his hand, waiting for Lin Yu's instruction.
Lin Yu pointed at Buzzcut Fatty and said,
"Start..."
The next moment.
Smack!
Another loud slap swung across the other side of Lei Siren's face.
Lei Siren was knocked back several steps, his vision flashing alternately between black and white.
Lin Yu: "...is what I will say to remind you when it's time."
Buzzcut Fatty: "???"
Lei Siren: "!!!"
Xia Yiwei: "Pfft!"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
