Before long.
The waiter arrived in the private room with the menu.
Lin Yu ordered over a dozen dishes in one breath.
Naturally, he wouldn't waste them; he genuinely intended to pack them up and take them back.
With so many mouths waiting to be fed back at the apartment, he couldn't just enjoy a good meal by himself and forget about everyone else, right?
Besides, he wasn't the one paying, so it would be a waste not to eat.
Lei Siren's face darkened as he listened to Lin Yu list off the dishes.
When he reached the twelfth dish, Lei Siren finally couldn't help but say:
"That should be about enough, right? The two of you... probably can't eat that much for dinner, right?"
Hearing this, Lin Yu nodded in agreement and said:
"That does make sense!"
"This is just about enough for me. Weiwei is on a diet, so she doesn't eat dinner."
Lei Siren: "???"
For one person?
Are you kidding me!
Ordering this much for two people was already outrageous enough.
And it was actually just for Lin Yu alone?
Seeing Lei Siren's astute gaze, Xia Yiwei quickly explained:
"A professional boxer's appetite is a bit bigger than us ordinary people."
"This is completely normal. We ordered a little extra, is that okay?"
Hearing Xia Yiwei talking to him, Lei Siren felt his heart melting.
What a gentle and soft-spoken tone!
It had been a long time since he last heard Weiwei speak to him like this.
"Haha, of course it's no problem."
"Weiwei, if you're on a diet, you can actually eat something light."
"I noticed what Lin Yu just ordered doesn't seem to suit your taste."
"How about I order two more dishes for you?"
Lin Yu really wanted to give Lei Siren a round of applause.
What a heartwarming guy!
He didn't need you to do much.
As long as you could just speak to him nicely, his world would be filled with sunshine.
He would even be willing to pour his heart and soul out for you.
Setting aside his IQ, EQ, and ulterior motives, Lei Siren was actually quite a qualified backup guy.
Today, he would just consider it as giving him a lesson in how society worked!
"Waiter, that's all for the additions."
"There's no need to serve the newly added dishes; just pack them up to go."
"These few dishes are enough for the three of us."
Lin Yu returned the menu to the waiter and said politely.
Lei Siren: "???"
Damn it!
No need to serve them, just pack them up?
Didn't he just say it wasn't enough?
And now it's enough?
Lei Siren looked at Lin Yu in astonishment, finally realizing that Lin Yu was treating him like a sucker.
Xia Yiwei chimed in:
"Lin Yu doesn't like eating food that others have touched."
Lei Siren: "Alright, that's fine..."
Though he said it was fine, Lei Siren was already cursing up a storm in his heart!
Doesn't eat what others have touched...
A beggar complaining that his free meal is sour?
What exactly did Weiwei see in him?
A boxer, right!
Good, very good.
Today, he would test just how hard his fists really were.
While lost in thought.
Lei Siren grabbed his phone, stood up, and said to the two of them:
"You two eat first. I'm going to the restroom and will be right back."
Xia Yiwei's smile froze on her face, and for a moment, she didn't know what to say.
She didn't want to be alone with Lei Siren.
But right now...
She didn't dare to be alone with Lin Yu either!
Today, she had acted first and reported later, tricking Lin Yu into coming to the restaurant.
Even if she were to be punished, it would be a matter for later when they returned.
If Lei Siren went to the restroom, wouldn't that give Lin Yu the perfect opportunity to confront her?
Boohoo...
She never expected.
That her doom would come so quickly.
No matter how reluctant she was, Xia Yiwei couldn't say anything.
She couldn't exactly stop Lei Siren from going to the restroom; that would sound too weird.
With a smile on his face, Lin Yu watched Lei Siren leave and close the door to the private room.
"Weiwei, it's just the two of us now, huh?"
Xia Yiwei smiled awkwardly:
"Hehehe, yeah, this Lei Siren is really something!"
"You can tell he has kidney problems. We haven't even started eating, and he's already rushing to the restroom like crazy."
"Compared to you, Little Master, he's absolutely miles behind. Not on the same level at all."
"Little Master, hehehe..."
"Don't look at me like that, it's making me panic."
Lin Yu didn't entertain Xia Yiwei's joking remarks at all.
Instead, he looked at her calmly, wanting to hear what new tricks she could come up with.
Leaning back in his chair, Lin Yu spoke slowly:
"I was originally wondering why you would suddenly think of treating me to a meal when it wasn't a holiday or anything."
"I figured it might be a trap, but I didn't expect you brought me here to act in a play."
"And playing such a heavyweight role at that!"
"You didn't even give me a heads-up beforehand, hahaha..."
Hearing Lin Yu's laughter, Xia Yiwei didn't feel the slightest bit happy.
She knew that at this moment, Lin Yu must be absolutely furious inside.
Xia Yiwei hurriedly hugged Lin Yu's arm and begged for mercy:
"Little Master, I was wrong, I was completely wrong."
"If you want to punish me, can we do it after we go back?"
"Please help me shake off that sticky plaster first!"
"I wouldn't dare lie to you. Lei Siren is actually a blind date arranged by my dad."
"As for my dad, you don't know him..."
"There's something seriously wrong with his brain!"
"I don't know what he sees in Lei Siren, but he insists on setting us up."
"I really had no other choice, so I called you over to save the day. Please help me!"
"Pretty please, please, please..."
Xia Yiwei repeatedly bowed to Lin Yu with her hands folded.
She was terrified that Lin Yu would get angry and leave her here all alone.
If the main character bailed halfway through the play.
With Lei Siren's thought process, he would probably think his chances just got even better!
No matter what it took, Xia Yiwei had to make Lin Yu stay and act with her until the very end.
Lin Yu didn't rush to answer.
Instead, he continued to look down at Xia Yiwei with a sidelong glance.
If he didn't intimidate her a little, who knew what kind of weird prank she would pull next time.
Today's dinner had indeed given Lin Yu a massive surprise!
However.
There was one thing Xia Yiwei was wrong about.
Lin Yu had long deeply felt that there was something wrong with her dad's brain.
When they met in the dream world, it had truly given him a massive shock.
The fact that Xia Yiwei had managed to grow up into a normal person was already a miracle of life.
Since he had already waded into these muddy waters, there was no point in avoiding it now.
He might as well sit down peacefully and finish this meal properly.
Eventually.
Lin Yu shook his head helplessly and said:
"I really don't know what to do with you. I can't just watch you get pestered by that kind of guy."
Hearing this.
Xia Yiwei immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
At least she knew that Lin Yu would stay by her side and act out this play to the end.
Xia Yiwei was completely inept at putting on a one-woman show; what she needed was someone to cooperate with her!
"Little Master, I knew you were the best to me. Out of everyone in the apartment, you love me the most!"
As she spoke.
Xia Yiwei directly hugged Lin Yu's arm, using all her skills to act spoiled and cute.
Not to mention.
This nurse sister sure had a sweet mouth!
Of course, this wasn't because Lin Yu had diabetes, but rather due to Xia Yiwei's natural talent.
Lin Yu asked Xia Yiwei:
"Weiwei, do you want to know what Young Master Lei went out to do?"
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
