Before long.
The waiter arrived in the private room with the menu.
Lin Yu ordered over a dozen dishes in one breath.
Naturally, he wouldn't waste them; he genuinely intended to pack them up and take them back.
With so many mouths waiting to be fed back at the apartment, he couldn't just enjoy a good meal by himself and forget about everyone else, right?
Besides, he wasn't the one paying, so it would be a waste not to eat.
Lei Siren's face darkened as he listened to Lin Yu list off the dishes.
When he reached the twelfth dish, Lei Siren finally couldn't help but say:
"That should be about enough, right? The two of you... probably can't eat that much for dinner, right?"
Hearing this, Lin Yu nodded in agreement and said:
"That does make sense!"
"This is just about enough for me. Weiwei is on a diet, so she doesn't eat dinner."
Lei Siren: "???"
For one person?
Are you kidding me!
Ordering this much for two people was already outrageous enough.
And it was actually just for Lin Yu alone?
Seeing Lei Siren's astute gaze, Xia Yiwei quickly explained:
"A professional boxer's appetite is a bit bigger than us ordinary people."
"This is completely normal. We ordered a little extra, is that okay?"
Hearing Xia Yiwei talking to him, Lei Siren felt his heart melting.
What a gentle and soft-spoken tone!
It had been a long time since he last heard Weiwei speak to him like this.
"Haha, of course it's no problem."
"Weiwei, if you're on a diet, you can actually eat something light."
"I noticed what Lin Yu just ordered doesn't seem to suit your taste."
"How about I order two more dishes for you?"
Lin Yu really wanted to give Lei Siren a round of applause.
What a heartwarming guy!
He didn't need you to do much.
As long as you could just speak to him nicely, his world would be filled with sunshine.
He would even be willing to pour his heart and soul out for you.
Setting aside his IQ, EQ, and ulterior motives, Lei Siren was actually quite a qualified backup guy.
Today, he would just consider it as giving him a lesson in how society worked!
"Waiter, that's all for the additions."
"There's no need to serve the newly added dishes; just pack them up to go."
"These few dishes are enough for the three of us."
Lin Yu returned the menu to the waiter and said politely.
Lei Siren: "???"
Damn it!
No need to serve them, just pack them up?
Didn't he just say it wasn't enough?
And now it's enough?
Lei Siren looked at Lin Yu in astonishment, finally realizing that Lin Yu was treating him like a sucker.
Xia Yiwei chimed in:
"Lin Yu doesn't like eating food that others have touched."
Lei Siren: "Alright, that's fine..."
Though he said it was fine, Lei Siren was already cursing up a storm in his heart!
Doesn't eat what others have touched...
A beggar complaining that his free meal is sour?
What exactly did Weiwei see in him?
A boxer, right!
Good, very good.
Today, he would test just how hard his fists really were.
While lost in thought.
Lei Siren grabbed his phone, stood up, and said to the two of them:
"You two eat first. I'm going to the restroom and will be right back."
Xia Yiwei's smile froze on her face, and for a moment, she didn't know what to say.
She didn't want to be alone with Lei Siren.
But right now...
She didn't dare to be alone with Lin Yu either!
Today, she had acted first and reported later, tricking Lin Yu into coming to the restaurant.
Even if she were to be punished, it would be a matter for later when they returned.
If Lei Siren went to the restroom, wouldn't that give Lin Yu the perfect opportunity to confront her?
Boohoo...
She never expected.
That her doom would come so quickly.
No matter how reluctant she was, Xia Yiwei couldn't say anything.
She couldn't exactly stop Lei Siren from going to the restroom; that would sound too weird.
With a smile on his face, Lin Yu watched Lei Siren leave and close the door to the private room.
"Weiwei, it's just the two of us now, huh?"
Xia Yiwei smiled awkwardly:
"Hehehe, yeah, this Lei Siren is really something!"
"You can tell he has kidney problems. We haven't even started eating, and he's already rushing to the restroom like crazy."
"Compared to you, Little Master, he's absolutely miles behind. Not on the same level at all."
"Little Master, hehehe..."
"Don't look at me like that, it's making me panic."
Lin Yu didn't entertain Xia Yiwei's joking remarks at all.
Instead, he looked at her calmly, wanting to hear what new tricks she could come up with.
Leaning back in his chair, Lin Yu spoke slowly:
"I was originally wondering why you would suddenly think of treating me to a meal when it wasn't a holiday or anything."
"I figured it might be a trap, but I didn't expect you brought me here to act in a play."
"And playing such a heavyweight role at that!"
"You didn't even give me a heads-up beforehand, hahaha..."
Hearing Lin Yu's laughter, Xia Yiwei didn't feel the slightest bit happy.
She knew that at this moment, Lin Yu must be absolutely furious inside.
Xia Yiwei hurriedly hugged Lin Yu's arm and begged for mercy:
"Little Master, I was wrong, I was completely wrong."
"If you want to punish me, can we do it after we go back?"
"Please help me shake off that sticky plaster first!"
"I wouldn't dare lie to you. Lei Siren is actually a blind date arranged by my dad."
"As for my dad, you don't know him..."
"There's something seriously wrong with his brain!"
"I don't know what he sees in Lei Siren, but he insists on setting us up."
"I really had no other choice, so I called you over to save the day. Please help me!"
"Pretty please, please, please..."
Xia Yiwei repeatedly bowed to Lin Yu with her hands folded.
She was terrified that Lin Yu would get angry and leave her here all alone.
If the main character bailed halfway through the play.
With Lei Siren's thought process, he would probably think his chances just got even better!
No matter what it took, Xia Yiwei had to make Lin Yu stay and act with her until the very end.
Lin Yu didn't rush to answer.
Instead, he continued to look down at Xia Yiwei with a sidelong glance.
If he didn't intimidate her a little, who knew what kind of weird prank she would pull next time.
Today's dinner had indeed given Lin Yu a massive surprise!
However.
There was one thing Xia Yiwei was wrong about.
Lin Yu had long deeply felt that there was something wrong with her dad's brain.
When they met in the dream world, it had truly given him a massive shock.
The fact that Xia Yiwei had managed to grow up into a normal person was already a miracle of life.
Since he had already waded into these muddy waters, there was no point in avoiding it now.
He might as well sit down peacefully and finish this meal properly.
Eventually.
Lin Yu shook his head helplessly and said:
"I really don't know what to do with you. I can't just watch you get pestered by that kind of guy."
Hearing this.
Xia Yiwei immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
At least she knew that Lin Yu would stay by her side and act out this play to the end.
Xia Yiwei was completely inept at putting on a one-woman show; what she needed was someone to cooperate with her!
"Little Master, I knew you were the best to me. Out of everyone in the apartment, you love me the most!"
As she spoke.
Xia Yiwei directly hugged Lin Yu's arm, using all her skills to act spoiled and cute.
Not to mention.
This nurse sister sure had a sweet mouth!
Of course, this wasn't because Lin Yu had diabetes, but rather due to Xia Yiwei's natural talent.
Lin Yu asked Xia Yiwei:
"Weiwei, do you want to know what Young Master Lei went out to do?"
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
