Hearing this, everyone looked at Lin Yu in shock.
Fang Xinran: "The birthday boy really is different, huh? You even have game-breaking skills like that?"
Mo Shangying: "Wow! Is Little Yu afraid to let me speak? I don't have any juicy gossip!"
Tang Yimian: "Maybe Junior Brother Yu just wants to add some entertainment value."
Xia Yiwei: "Teacher Tang, you're thinking too highly of Little Lin Yu. He's definitely just scared of Ying'er talking!"
Shen Jiuyi: "That really is a nice skill card."
Huang Feirong: "Does only Big Yu have one? Is there no way for us to get some skills? This is so frustrating."
"..."
Lin Yu turned a deaf ear to all the discussions and doubts.
He shrugged his shoulders and said roguishly:
"Can't help it. Since I'm the birthday boy today, everything follows my command."
"When you guys were hiding so desperately, you should have thought about it—I'm definitely someone who holds a grudge!"
"Host, hurry up and put the signs on the three of them, haha!"
Lin Yu laughed triumphantly. He looked relaxed on the surface, but he couldn't relax inside.
"Player Number 7, minus one point."
Maomao, while preparing cards for everyone, conveniently enforced the rules again with impartiality.
Chen Qimeng shook her head in annoyance and said:
"My 'Forbidden Action' card says... looking at Little Yu, right?"
Maomao gave a thumbs up:
"Correct answer."
Chen Qimeng let out a long breath and took the card off her forehead.
Although she guessed right, she still sacrificed three points.
It was still unclear what losing points actually meant.
Chen Qimeng just felt her luck was bad, drawing such a difficult card right off the bat.
But when she saw the cards on Tang Yimian, Fang Xinran, and Mo Shangying...
Her previous thoughts vanished instantly!
Tang Yimian: [Touch Hair].
Fang Xinran: [Speak].
Mo Shangying: [Watch Others Laugh].
Lin Yu looked at their cards: "???"
So there were normal cards!
He thought everything was related to him.
Since there were normal cards, things became much easier to handle.
At least it told everyone that the content of the "Forbidden Action" cards was completely random.
"Player Number 1 (Mo Shangying), minus one point."
Maomao enforced the law strictly, not letting anyone off for making a mistake.
Mo Shangying frowned and guessed:
"Is my card... laughing?"
Maomao: "Very close."
Ying'er kept a straight face, looking as if she had a well-thought-out plan.
Lin Yu: "..."
The game was designed by her, to begin with, so what was there to be proud of in guessing her own design?
The roulette on the TV started spinning again.
As luck would have it.
This time, the number "1" appeared!
Mo Shangying stood up confidently again, looking at Lin Yu with a smile.
Maomao: "Player Number 1, minus one point."
Mo Shangying pressed the card on her forehead: "The content on my card is, watching others laugh!"
Maomao: "Congratulations, correct answer."
Lin Yu: "..."
Ying'er's confident appearance was full of oppressive pressure.
It was impossible to imagine what she would do next.
Before long.
The content on the TV screen froze, and a new "Making Up Nonsense" topic appeared.
Lin Yu didn't even look at it and directly pulled out a card:
"I want to activate a skill, Iron Chain Link!"
Maomao immediately came to Lin Yu's side and took his skill card.
"[Iron Chain Link] skill activated!"
"The question faced by Player Number 1 will be answered by another person chosen by the birthday boy."
"Player Number 1 immediately receives a 'Forbidden Action' card."
Mo Shangying shrugged and said:
"Little Yu, are you really not letting me speak?"
"You used the skill so quickly without even looking at the question!"
Lin Yu waved his hand nonchalantly and said:
"The question isn't important. What's important is giving the game inventor a hard time."
"Let's see if you can develop some good games in the future instead of just thinking about how to prank people!"
These words were truly Lin Yu's heartfelt thoughts, spoken without any exaggeration.
Afterward.
Lin Yu looked at the TV and saw the question displayed:
"Please choose the player with the best cooking skills at the table and describe one of their dishes."
Lin Yu: "..."
So there were normal questions!
Not all questions revolved around him alone.
Why didn't anyone tell him in advance that normal questions existed?
Looking at the previous few questions, Lin Yu was almost triggered.
If he had known it was such a question, why would he have used a skill?
This was purely a waste of a skill card!
It was making his already impoverished household situation even worse.
The skill had already been activated, and the card had been taken away.
Obviously.
It was absolutely too late to regret it now.
Lin Yu looked around at everyone and pointed at Chi Qingchi, saying:
"When it comes to eating, let's ask our food expert to say a few words!"
"She is definitely the authority in this area."
Hearing this, Chi Qingchi happily rose from her seat.
At the same time.
She didn't forget to give Lin Yu a thumbs up:
"The birthday boy really has good taste, knowing who the expert is in this field, hehe."
"Actually, in the apartment, I haven't eaten many people who cook..."
Hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but lament in his heart:
If there were more, would there be anyone left in the apartment? Wouldn't you have eaten them all!
You literally can't even speak properly!
Chi Qingchi rubbed her chin and struggled for a while before saying seriously:
"Clear Breeze Noodles!"
"The most unpalatable dish I've eaten in the apartment is the Clear Breeze Noodles made by our birthday boy."
"The texture can be described as... very hard. It clumps into a ball as soon as it enters the mouth."
"The soup base itself is very thick and paste-like. Drinking it makes the throat feel freezing cold."
"It feels like the stomach has fallen into an ice cave, very uncomfortable."
"The food Auntie Qimeng makes is also... very unpalatable!"
"But compared to the birthday boy's Clear Breeze Noodles, it's still lacking... a lot!"
"I'm not saying this on purpose, really. Everyone who has eaten it, find a chance to avoid tasting it."
Little Chi answered very seriously.
Lin Yu was a bit surprised. He didn't expect her to like the noodles he made casually so much.
She even praised them publicly in such a special way.
It seemed he should find a chance to satisfy her stomach again later.
Immediately after.
The number wheel on the TV spun again.
This time.
The number stopped on "2".
Ye Mengfu, sitting next to Mo Shangying, saw the number. Her eyes twitched as she slowly stood up.
She had been chanting silently in her heart just now: Don't pick me, don't pick me, don't pick me...
As a result.
What she feared really came to pass!
...
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
