Hearing this, everyone looked at Lin Yu in shock.
Fang Xinran: "The birthday boy really is different, huh? You even have game-breaking skills like that?"
Mo Shangying: "Wow! Is Little Yu afraid to let me speak? I don't have any juicy gossip!"
Tang Yimian: "Maybe Junior Brother Yu just wants to add some entertainment value."
Xia Yiwei: "Teacher Tang, you're thinking too highly of Little Lin Yu. He's definitely just scared of Ying'er talking!"
Shen Jiuyi: "That really is a nice skill card."
Huang Feirong: "Does only Big Yu have one? Is there no way for us to get some skills? This is so frustrating."
"..."
Lin Yu turned a deaf ear to all the discussions and doubts.
He shrugged his shoulders and said roguishly:
"Can't help it. Since I'm the birthday boy today, everything follows my command."
"When you guys were hiding so desperately, you should have thought about it—I'm definitely someone who holds a grudge!"
"Host, hurry up and put the signs on the three of them, haha!"
Lin Yu laughed triumphantly. He looked relaxed on the surface, but he couldn't relax inside.
"Player Number 7, minus one point."
Maomao, while preparing cards for everyone, conveniently enforced the rules again with impartiality.
Chen Qimeng shook her head in annoyance and said:
"My 'Forbidden Action' card says... looking at Little Yu, right?"
Maomao gave a thumbs up:
"Correct answer."
Chen Qimeng let out a long breath and took the card off her forehead.
Although she guessed right, she still sacrificed three points.
It was still unclear what losing points actually meant.
Chen Qimeng just felt her luck was bad, drawing such a difficult card right off the bat.
But when she saw the cards on Tang Yimian, Fang Xinran, and Mo Shangying...
Her previous thoughts vanished instantly!
Tang Yimian: [Touch Hair].
Fang Xinran: [Speak].
Mo Shangying: [Watch Others Laugh].
Lin Yu looked at their cards: "???"
So there were normal cards!
He thought everything was related to him.
Since there were normal cards, things became much easier to handle.
At least it told everyone that the content of the "Forbidden Action" cards was completely random.
"Player Number 1 (Mo Shangying), minus one point."
Maomao enforced the law strictly, not letting anyone off for making a mistake.
Mo Shangying frowned and guessed:
"Is my card... laughing?"
Maomao: "Very close."
Ying'er kept a straight face, looking as if she had a well-thought-out plan.
Lin Yu: "..."
The game was designed by her, to begin with, so what was there to be proud of in guessing her own design?
The roulette on the TV started spinning again.
As luck would have it.
This time, the number "1" appeared!
Mo Shangying stood up confidently again, looking at Lin Yu with a smile.
Maomao: "Player Number 1, minus one point."
Mo Shangying pressed the card on her forehead: "The content on my card is, watching others laugh!"
Maomao: "Congratulations, correct answer."
Lin Yu: "..."
Ying'er's confident appearance was full of oppressive pressure.
It was impossible to imagine what she would do next.
Before long.
The content on the TV screen froze, and a new "Making Up Nonsense" topic appeared.
Lin Yu didn't even look at it and directly pulled out a card:
"I want to activate a skill, Iron Chain Link!"
Maomao immediately came to Lin Yu's side and took his skill card.
"[Iron Chain Link] skill activated!"
"The question faced by Player Number 1 will be answered by another person chosen by the birthday boy."
"Player Number 1 immediately receives a 'Forbidden Action' card."
Mo Shangying shrugged and said:
"Little Yu, are you really not letting me speak?"
"You used the skill so quickly without even looking at the question!"
Lin Yu waved his hand nonchalantly and said:
"The question isn't important. What's important is giving the game inventor a hard time."
"Let's see if you can develop some good games in the future instead of just thinking about how to prank people!"
These words were truly Lin Yu's heartfelt thoughts, spoken without any exaggeration.
Afterward.
Lin Yu looked at the TV and saw the question displayed:
"Please choose the player with the best cooking skills at the table and describe one of their dishes."
Lin Yu: "..."
So there were normal questions!
Not all questions revolved around him alone.
Why didn't anyone tell him in advance that normal questions existed?
Looking at the previous few questions, Lin Yu was almost triggered.
If he had known it was such a question, why would he have used a skill?
This was purely a waste of a skill card!
It was making his already impoverished household situation even worse.
The skill had already been activated, and the card had been taken away.
Obviously.
It was absolutely too late to regret it now.
Lin Yu looked around at everyone and pointed at Chi Qingchi, saying:
"When it comes to eating, let's ask our food expert to say a few words!"
"She is definitely the authority in this area."
Hearing this, Chi Qingchi happily rose from her seat.
At the same time.
She didn't forget to give Lin Yu a thumbs up:
"The birthday boy really has good taste, knowing who the expert is in this field, hehe."
"Actually, in the apartment, I haven't eaten many people who cook..."
Hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but lament in his heart:
If there were more, would there be anyone left in the apartment? Wouldn't you have eaten them all!
You literally can't even speak properly!
Chi Qingchi rubbed her chin and struggled for a while before saying seriously:
"Clear Breeze Noodles!"
"The most unpalatable dish I've eaten in the apartment is the Clear Breeze Noodles made by our birthday boy."
"The texture can be described as... very hard. It clumps into a ball as soon as it enters the mouth."
"The soup base itself is very thick and paste-like. Drinking it makes the throat feel freezing cold."
"It feels like the stomach has fallen into an ice cave, very uncomfortable."
"The food Auntie Qimeng makes is also... very unpalatable!"
"But compared to the birthday boy's Clear Breeze Noodles, it's still lacking... a lot!"
"I'm not saying this on purpose, really. Everyone who has eaten it, find a chance to avoid tasting it."
Little Chi answered very seriously.
Lin Yu was a bit surprised. He didn't expect her to like the noodles he made casually so much.
She even praised them publicly in such a special way.
It seemed he should find a chance to satisfy her stomach again later.
Immediately after.
The number wheel on the TV spun again.
This time.
The number stopped on "2".
Ye Mengfu, sitting next to Mo Shangying, saw the number. Her eyes twitched as she slowly stood up.
She had been chanting silently in her heart just now: Don't pick me, don't pick me, don't pick me...
As a result.
What she feared really came to pass!
...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
