Deliberate Provocation, Don't Believe the World Has VCDs (Bonus Update)

Xiang Tiange sat in the passenger seat, having a clear view of Xia Xiashan's reaction.

The expression on her face...

It really confused Xiang Tiange!

Any normal person would assume Lin Yu was just joking with everyone.

Shouldn't the reaction be to laugh?

Why did Sister Shanshan's expression...

Look like she was afraid?

The corners of her eyes were trembling!

Could it be?

"Little Chi, have you ever heard of the Sunflower Acupoint Hand?"

Lin Yu's question instantly became the focus of the three women again.

Little Chi answered without hesitation:

"Who hasn't? It's from My Own Swordsman!"

"Little Lin, you aren't trying to say... you're Bai Zhantang, are you?"

Lin Yu shook his head.

Little Chi: "There's no need for that kind of joke. Stuff from TV shows and novels, how could it..."

Lin Yu: "I'm not as weak as Bai Zhantang."

Little Chi: "???"

Xiang Tiange: "???"

Xia Xiashan: "..."

Of the three girls in the car, only Xia Xiashan knew Lin Yu wasn't joking.

Was it happening?

Was Lin Yu planning to use the "Bone-Melting Soft Fist" on Little Chi?

What mistake did Little Chi make to deserve such treatment from Lin Yu?

"Ahem..."

"Lin Yu, if there's an issue, why don't we talk about it when we get home?"

Xia Xiashan mustered up her courage, attempting to rescue Little Chi.

There were at least three girls present.

Lin Yu wouldn't completely disregard her face, would he?

Unexpectedly.

Little Chi actually started giggling, saying:

"Hehehe, Sister Shanshan, since when are you this humorous?"

"You should have just said..."

"'Lin Yu, quick, quick, put down the knife, what are you doing!'"

"If Little Lin knows the Sunflower Acupoint Hand, then I know the Toppling Mountains and Overturning Seas move. I'd shove him right out of the car."

Xia Xiashan sighed helplessly.

Sigh.

She had done what she could.

Little Chi didn't believe it herself, thinking she was conspiring with Lin Yu to tease her.

What else could she do?

Little did she know.

That single sentence just now had taken immense courage from Xia Xiashan.

Xia Xiashan glanced through the rearview mirror.

She happened to meet Lin Yu's gaze.

The slight crinkle at the corners of his eyes showed Lin Yu was smiling, and smiling quite sinisterly!

Xia Xiashan quickly looked away, daring not to look again.

Forget it.

The target wasn't her anyway, so why offend a martial artist on his birthday?

Lin Yu flexed his fingers, smiling at Little Chi as he asked:

"You don't believe me? Want to try?"

Little Chi curled her lip, not answering Lin Yu directly.

Instead, she looked at Xiang Tiange and said:

"Hahaha, are the tricks to cop a feel this elaborate nowadays?"

"When did this version evolve? How is this the first I'm hearing of it?"

Xiang Tiange spread her hands and said:

"I haven't seen this online either."

Lin Yu: "..."

When it came to going off-script, Little Chi really gave people a headache.

Whatever.

No matter what Little Chi said, the outcome would be the same; nothing would change.

Decisively.

Lin Yu reached out and lightly tapped Little Chi twice.

With Little Chi's petite frame, he didn't need much force at all.

As long as the acupoints were accurate and the force penetrated, the effect would be super effective.

Little Chi turned her head, grumbling:

"I just said it, and you really took advantage of me?"

"Hahaha, see what kind of man Little Lin is?"

"He... he..."

As she spoke.

Little Chi tried to point at Lin Yu, only to be horrified to find her arm felt numb.

No!

"Numb" wasn't the right word.

When a limb is numb, you can still feel it exists if you move it.

Little Chi's current sensation was that no matter how hard she tried to exert force, she couldn't feel her arm's existence.

A chill ran down Little Chi's spine: "!!!"

Little Lin's two taps just now...

Could it really be the Sunflower Acupoint Hand?

"Little Lin, y-y-you... you really know it?"

"My h-h-hand, it feels like it's gone!"

"Stop playing, stop playing, unlock it quickly! My body won't be damaged, right?"

Little Chi urged anxiously.

It was too terrifying!

Only when something beyond common sense happened to oneself could one feel the true horror.

"Unlock it? It's not that easy."

"Let me fasten your seatbelt first so you don't fall."

Instead of unlocking it, Lin Yu tapped Little Chi twice more on her legs and shoulders while fastening the seatbelt.

"Little Lin, from now on, if you say you're an alien, I'll believe you!"

"Little Lin, no no no, stop playing, okay?"

"Can it be unlocked later? There won't be any side effects, right?"

"Little Lin, please, boo hoo!"

"This feeling is so scary, it's like being paralyzed, although I can't really say what being paralyzed feels like!"

"..."

Xiang Tiange leaned forward from the front, unable to resist asking:

"Little Chi, Lin Yu..."

"Are you two for real? Is it really that exaggerated?"

"Are you trying to use this lame idea to trick me?"

"Sister Shanshan, look at the two of them, don't they look like... really..."

"Sister Shanshan, you... you're sweating?"

Xia Xiashan made a shushing gesture and said:

"Sister Tiange, I advise you, it's better to ask Lin Yu fewer questions right now."

"As someone who's been there, I sincerely advise you."

Xiang Tiange: "!!!"

What kind of dangerous statement was that?

Was it really that scary? That's unrealistic!

"Tiange, you try it too..."

As he spoke.

Lin Yu patted Xiang Tiange on the left shoulder.

...

One minute later.

The skeptical atmosphere in the car completely vanished, replaced by a wave of shocked exclamations.

Little Chi: "Little Lin, where on earth did you learn such wicked kung fu? Acupoint pressing really exists? It's so unscientific!"

Xiang Tiange: "Lin Yu, why didn't you say so earlier? If you had told me earlier, I definitely wouldn't have doubted you. Can you un-press my shoulder?"

Little Chi: "Little Lin, can you unlock my legs first? Without my legs for support, I feel like I'm going to slide down."

Xiang Tiange: "Mine is faster, it's just one side. I was wrong, I'm truly convinced, I dare not question you again!"

"..."

Snap!

Lin Yu snapped his fingers.

The world didn't end.

But the car did quiet down.

"Little Chi, unlocking you isn't hard."

"As long as you honestly confess one thing, I'll unlock you immediately."

"If your confession is complete enough, I might even consider teaching you this move."

"Otherwise, why do you think Sister Weiwei and Yinger often call me Master?"

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