Xiang Tiange sat in the passenger seat, having a clear view of Xia Xiashan's reaction.
The expression on her face...
It really confused Xiang Tiange!
Any normal person would assume Lin Yu was just joking with everyone.
Shouldn't the reaction be to laugh?
Why did Sister Shanshan's expression...
Look like she was afraid?
The corners of her eyes were trembling!
Could it be?
"Little Chi, have you ever heard of the Sunflower Acupoint Hand?"
Lin Yu's question instantly became the focus of the three women again.
Little Chi answered without hesitation:
"Who hasn't? It's from My Own Swordsman!"
"Little Lin, you aren't trying to say... you're Bai Zhantang, are you?"
Lin Yu shook his head.
Little Chi: "There's no need for that kind of joke. Stuff from TV shows and novels, how could it..."
Lin Yu: "I'm not as weak as Bai Zhantang."
Little Chi: "???"
Xiang Tiange: "???"
Xia Xiashan: "..."
Of the three girls in the car, only Xia Xiashan knew Lin Yu wasn't joking.
Was it happening?
Was Lin Yu planning to use the "Bone-Melting Soft Fist" on Little Chi?
What mistake did Little Chi make to deserve such treatment from Lin Yu?
"Ahem..."
"Lin Yu, if there's an issue, why don't we talk about it when we get home?"
Xia Xiashan mustered up her courage, attempting to rescue Little Chi.
There were at least three girls present.
Lin Yu wouldn't completely disregard her face, would he?
Unexpectedly.
Little Chi actually started giggling, saying:
"Hehehe, Sister Shanshan, since when are you this humorous?"
"You should have just said..."
"'Lin Yu, quick, quick, put down the knife, what are you doing!'"
"If Little Lin knows the Sunflower Acupoint Hand, then I know the Toppling Mountains and Overturning Seas move. I'd shove him right out of the car."
Xia Xiashan sighed helplessly.
Sigh.
She had done what she could.
Little Chi didn't believe it herself, thinking she was conspiring with Lin Yu to tease her.
What else could she do?
Little did she know.
That single sentence just now had taken immense courage from Xia Xiashan.
Xia Xiashan glanced through the rearview mirror.
She happened to meet Lin Yu's gaze.
The slight crinkle at the corners of his eyes showed Lin Yu was smiling, and smiling quite sinisterly!
Xia Xiashan quickly looked away, daring not to look again.
Forget it.
The target wasn't her anyway, so why offend a martial artist on his birthday?
Lin Yu flexed his fingers, smiling at Little Chi as he asked:
"You don't believe me? Want to try?"
Little Chi curled her lip, not answering Lin Yu directly.
Instead, she looked at Xiang Tiange and said:
"Hahaha, are the tricks to cop a feel this elaborate nowadays?"
"When did this version evolve? How is this the first I'm hearing of it?"
Xiang Tiange spread her hands and said:
"I haven't seen this online either."
Lin Yu: "..."
When it came to going off-script, Little Chi really gave people a headache.
Whatever.
No matter what Little Chi said, the outcome would be the same; nothing would change.
Decisively.
Lin Yu reached out and lightly tapped Little Chi twice.
With Little Chi's petite frame, he didn't need much force at all.
As long as the acupoints were accurate and the force penetrated, the effect would be super effective.
Little Chi turned her head, grumbling:
"I just said it, and you really took advantage of me?"
"Hahaha, see what kind of man Little Lin is?"
"He... he..."
As she spoke.
Little Chi tried to point at Lin Yu, only to be horrified to find her arm felt numb.
No!
"Numb" wasn't the right word.
When a limb is numb, you can still feel it exists if you move it.
Little Chi's current sensation was that no matter how hard she tried to exert force, she couldn't feel her arm's existence.
A chill ran down Little Chi's spine: "!!!"
Little Lin's two taps just now...
Could it really be the Sunflower Acupoint Hand?
"Little Lin, y-y-you... you really know it?"
"My h-h-hand, it feels like it's gone!"
"Stop playing, stop playing, unlock it quickly! My body won't be damaged, right?"
Little Chi urged anxiously.
It was too terrifying!
Only when something beyond common sense happened to oneself could one feel the true horror.
"Unlock it? It's not that easy."
"Let me fasten your seatbelt first so you don't fall."
Instead of unlocking it, Lin Yu tapped Little Chi twice more on her legs and shoulders while fastening the seatbelt.
"Little Lin, from now on, if you say you're an alien, I'll believe you!"
"Little Lin, no no no, stop playing, okay?"
"Can it be unlocked later? There won't be any side effects, right?"
"Little Lin, please, boo hoo!"
"This feeling is so scary, it's like being paralyzed, although I can't really say what being paralyzed feels like!"
"..."
Xiang Tiange leaned forward from the front, unable to resist asking:
"Little Chi, Lin Yu..."
"Are you two for real? Is it really that exaggerated?"
"Are you trying to use this lame idea to trick me?"
"Sister Shanshan, look at the two of them, don't they look like... really..."
"Sister Shanshan, you... you're sweating?"
Xia Xiashan made a shushing gesture and said:
"Sister Tiange, I advise you, it's better to ask Lin Yu fewer questions right now."
"As someone who's been there, I sincerely advise you."
Xiang Tiange: "!!!"
What kind of dangerous statement was that?
Was it really that scary? That's unrealistic!
"Tiange, you try it too..."
As he spoke.
Lin Yu patted Xiang Tiange on the left shoulder.
...
One minute later.
The skeptical atmosphere in the car completely vanished, replaced by a wave of shocked exclamations.
Little Chi: "Little Lin, where on earth did you learn such wicked kung fu? Acupoint pressing really exists? It's so unscientific!"
Xiang Tiange: "Lin Yu, why didn't you say so earlier? If you had told me earlier, I definitely wouldn't have doubted you. Can you un-press my shoulder?"
Little Chi: "Little Lin, can you unlock my legs first? Without my legs for support, I feel like I'm going to slide down."
Xiang Tiange: "Mine is faster, it's just one side. I was wrong, I'm truly convinced, I dare not question you again!"
"..."
Snap!
Lin Yu snapped his fingers.
The world didn't end.
But the car did quiet down.
"Little Chi, unlocking you isn't hard."
"As long as you honestly confess one thing, I'll unlock you immediately."
"If your confession is complete enough, I might even consider teaching you this move."
"Otherwise, why do you think Sister Weiwei and Yinger often call me Master?"
...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
