Maomao's eyes widened into perfect circles: "!!!"
Was there anything Ying'er dared not say?
How could she possibly mean *that*?
"No way, Ying'er, that's just absurd."
Maomao waved her hands frantically as she spoke.
Ying'er shrugged her shoulders and said innocently, "Am I the one being absurd, or is your name tag?"
"Maomao, I've noticed something... off about you~"
Maomao was rendered speechless: "..."
Not far away, Lin Yu took in every word of their private chat.
*Maomao, oh Maomao.*
*You really should talk less with Ying'er!*
*You'll never win an argument against her. Careful you don't get talked into a corner and expose your true feelings.*
That little lass Ying'er really had sharp intuition.
Everyone else thought everything was fine and was just having fun.
Only Ying'er could pinpoint exactly what was amiss.
Perhaps Auntie Ruxue had noticed too, but given her status, she couldn't exactly say it out loud.
*Whatever.*
Today was Lin Yu's show, and naturally, he had to make full use of his home-court advantage!
...
After finishing their meal of noodles, Ying'er suggested that everyone play games together again.
She had already polled everyone about this suggestion at the dinner table.
For those passionate about gaming, having someone to play with was an immense spiritual pleasure.
But besides the gamers, there were also those present who were passionate about... food!
"Let me go, please, really let me go~"
"Little Lin, I promise I'll coordinate perfectly with you. I definitely won't ruin your big cake!"
"If you don't agree, I won't buy anything at the cake shop, and I won't eat anything either."
Chi Qingchi held up three fingers toward Lin Yu, making promise after promise.
Beside Little Chi stood Xiang Tiange, who had just arrived and joined them for the noodles.
Xiang Tiange was fiddling with the "Lover" name tag she had received, trying to find the right angle to pin it on.
Auntie Qimeng had ordered the cake in advance.
Since she was focusing on preparing everyone's dinner, Lin Yu had volunteered to take a taxi to pick it up.
A three-tier cake was quite tall, and taking a taxi risked damaging it.
Xia Yiwei had specifically called her sister, Xia Xiashan, who would be responsible for meeting Lin Yu at the cake shop.
Then, the two of them would drive back to the apartment together.
Picking up a cake wasn't a hassle at all, nor was it a physically demanding task requiring a group effort.
Yet, from the moment she found out Lin Yu was going alone, Little Chi had been pestering him.
She used every trick in the book to fight for the chance to go to the cake shop with him.
Lin Yu was quite puzzled.
Was this some kind of plum assignment?
Or did Little Chi harbor some ulterior motive?
"Little Chi, for you foodies..."
"Is the process of personally acquiring the food more enjoyable than actually eating it?"
Lin Yu tentatively asked.
Little Chi nodded rapidly, agreeing with Lin Yu's theory.
Beside them, Xiang Tiange heard Lin Yu's analysis and couldn't help but give a thumbs-up.
Spot on!
Lin Yu made an "OK" gesture.
"Understood. Let's go together then; we can chat on the way."
"Tiange, you come with the two of us."
[Ding!]
[Stellar Move: The Saint's special consideration for the Joyous Sect's Neon Raiment Envoy has warmed her heart!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones]
Lin Yu secretly patted himself on the back.
Xiang Tiange's intuition was indeed sharp.
Taking one person along was the same as taking two.
Since he was bringing someone anyway, what was the harm in one more?
It wasn't as if the Curator sister's car didn't have enough seats.
Apart from him and Little Chi, Xiang Tiange didn't know anyone else at the venue.
She had only briefly exchanged words with Shen Buyao.
If both Lin Yu and Chi Qingchi left the apartment, leaving her behind all alone, she would inevitably feel uncomfortable and awkward.
If he was taking Little Chi out, he absolutely had to bring Xiang Tiange along.
As the three of them walked out of the lobby entrance, they bumped right into Elder Chi, who had just returned from outside.
Lin Yu thought to himself, *Disaster!*
Of all times, they had to run into Elder Chi now.
Would she still let Little Chi tag along so easily?
To his surprise...
Little Chi ran up to Elder Chi on her own initiative, took her arm, and said, "Sister, I'm going out with Little Lin to pick up a cake. We'll be back really soon!"
"Pretty please? I promise I won't buy random things~"
Lin Yu: "..."
Elder Chi was not that easygoing of a person.
Trying to slip past under her nose?
That was imposs—
Elder Chi: "Alright, be quick about it. Remember your promise: no reckless spending."
Little Chi: "I'll keep it in mind! Hehe, Sister, I'm off then~"
Lin Yu: "???"
That... that was it?
Obtaining this "hall pass" seemed a little *too* easy, didn't it?
What was up with Elder Chi today?
Even if it was Lin Yu's birthday, she didn't need to give her sister that much leeway!
As Lin Yu, Little Chi, and Xiang Tiange walked out the lobby doors, he couldn't resist glancing back.
*Whoosh~*
*Whoosh~*
*Whoosh~*
"..."
In a split second, at least three girls, including Elder Chi, were watching him leave.
Seeing Lin Yu look back, they all averted their gazes one by one.
Something was wrong. Something was very wrong!
This sensation of being watched from behind...
It reminded Lin Yu of *The Truman Show*!
When you observe the world, the world appears as it is before your eyes.
But when you aren't observing, who knows what everyone is doing behind your back?
From this, Lin Yu formed a bold hypothesis...
The girls in the apartment were collectively keeping something from him!
Following this train of thought, all the anomalies seemed to make sense.
First, how could the ever-responsible Auntie Qimeng "not have time" to pick up Lin Yu's birthday cake?
Then, when Lin Yu, the "birthday boy," offered to get it himself, everyone seemed to suffer instant amnesia, forgetting his status, and no one stepped up to insist on helping!
Secondly, Elder Chi's reaction to Little Chi's willful request just now was far too calm—completely unlike her usual self.
Unless she already knew that her sister would definitely be going out with Lin Yu.
The scene just now was merely a performance!
Finally, since the cake needed to be driven back, Shen Buyao, who was always confident in her driving skills, didn't offer to drive...
Oh wait, her car seemed to be at the repair shop.
Regardless.
The fellow sect members in the apartment seemed to be conspiring to set up a grand scheme!
And Little Chi beside him...
Was the most suitable informant chosen by everyone!
*Good, very good.*
Trying to pull a prank, were they?
Then he would let everyone find out just how tragic the consequences were when a "mole" was exposed.
...

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!