Lin Yu suddenly dropped a "bomb," leaving the wig-wearing "Mao Mao" completely stunned.
This time, her expression remained controlled, though the faint sound of static still emitted from her body.
Wigged "Mao Mao": "ZerO, seems like you love joking around. I have no idea what you're—"
Lin Yu: "Joking? Hah… What’s my current world ranking? What was it last time? How many spots are between us? What was our first match? When did I first crush you? How old were you when you debuted? What are the last six digits of your ID?"
Wigged "Mao Mao" furrowed her brows: "…"
Lin Yu spread his hand, counting down finger by finger: "Five, four, three…"
She was completely cornered.
Five seconds.
Too many questions—she couldn’t even process them all.
Even if she heard them, she might not remember every detail.
Trying to listen and respond at the same time would only lead to mistakes, making her sound incoherent.
And Lin Yu was already suspicious.
The slightest hesitation would shatter any chance of convincing him.
Exposed.
Completely exposed.
Then, a voice came through the wigged "Mao Mao’s" earpiece:
"Xiashan, I’ll take over. He’s onto us."
"Give me a minute. I’ll be right there."
Hearing this, "Mao Mao" removed the wig, the neckband headphones, and the hidden earpieces.
She shook her head lightly, letting her short black hair fall smoothly into place.
"Impressive, kid."
"Thanks to you, I can take these off early."
"Guess I’m just not cut out for acting."
"Mind telling me how you figured it out?"
Without the disguise, her cold, striking aura was undeniable.
Her sharp, elegant features clashed starkly with her outfit, erasing the earlier dissonance.
This was her real presence.
With the wig, her age had been impossible to guess.
Now, she clearly looked a few years older than Lin Yu.
In Lin Yu’s earpiece, Mo Shangying’s furious voice erupted:
"Ah!!"
"That bitch sent a fake too?!"
"Master, thank god you’re a genius and saw through her trick!"
"What kind of person does this? I came with full sincerity, and she sneaks in a stand-in?"
"Master, tell me—should I go nuclear on her?!"
Lin Yu: "…"
How could this little hacker even say that?
Didn’t you also send a stand-in (me)?
The only reason she could keep talking big was his skills and quick thinking, which flipped the situation.
Tch.
What would she do without him?
Lin Yu straightened up, wearing a knowing smirk as he spoke with confidence:
"There were plenty of signs you were a stand-in."
"Micro-expressions, speech patterns, shifting gaze, overall vibe… you name it."
"Honestly, to excel in our line of work, you need nerves of steel."
Stand-in Sister: "…"
This was the guy who’d once said, "I’ll wreck you on the gas stove"—now lecturing her on composure?
To Lin Yu, this woman was just a disposable decoy.
They’d never cross paths again.
Might as well flex while he could.
If anyone looked stupid, it’d be ZerO—not Lin Yu.
But then—
Stand-in Sister nodded, smiling.
"People in your field are… interesting."
"I’m based in Pingchuan. We might run into each other again."
Lin Yu: "???"
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
A stand-in, and a local?!
The last thing he wanted was small talk with someone from here.
Pingchuan was tiny—they could bump into each other on any damn street corner.
Stand-in Sister added:
"Relax, I’m not in your line of work. No digging into people."
Mo Shangying barked in his ear:
"Master, clap back! Tell her—'Our line of work might just dig you!'"
Lin Yu: "…"
Just then, a petite girl stepped up to the table.
No verification needed—one look, and Lin Yu knew: This was Mao Mao.
Her short, icy-blue hair, streaked with a lock of white, was otherworldly.
An alphabet hairpin added a playful touch.
The same sports headphones looped around her slender neck.
An identical abstract watercolor T-shirt dress emphasized her delicate frame.
Her whole aura was years younger than the stand-in, more like Lin Yu’s age.
Not only was she Mao Mao—
Lin Yu was certain she had OCD.
Hiring a stand-in and forcing them to mimic her style down to the last accessory?
Full-blown perfectionism.
The stand-in sister saw the real deal arrive.
Gracefully rising to her feet, she said:
"Sorry, Maomao, this little brother's observational skills are terrifying."
"Never thought I’d be exposed so quickly."
"You two chat. I’ll wait for you downstairs."
"If he dares to..."
"Hmph, just call me up anytime."
Before leaving,
the stand-in sister made sure to toss out one last threat.
......
The stand-in sister walked to the parking spot outside the coffee shop.
She slid into a black G-Class and fished out her phone from inside.
Three missed calls—caller ID: Xia Yiwei!
The woman dialed back.
The call was picked up in under five seconds.
"Xia Xiashan, did you drop dead out there? Why aren’t you answering your phone?"
"Don’t go getting yourself killed before I even send someone to do it!"
As usual, her younger sister Xia Yiwei opened with greetings straight out of the reincarnation cycle.
Long accustomed to it, Xia Xiashan cut straight to the point:
"Maomao’s in Pingchuan. I was just with her."
"Right now... she’s meeting an important client."
On the other end, Xia Yiwei gasped, equal parts thrilled and shocked:
"Maomao’s here? What about Aunt Ru Xue? Did she come too?"
"Such a big deal and you didn’t say anything sooner!"
"Sneaking off to see Maomao alone—how evil can you be, sis?"
Xia Xiashan wiped off the ill-suited lip gloss with a makeup mirror and replied:
"Ru Xue didn’t come. Just Maomao."
"Clear your schedule tomorrow, no matter what. We’re having dinner with Maomao."
"Hmm... she might bring a local friend from Pingchuan."
After a brief pause, Xia Yiwei hesitantly asked:
"Fine. Then... can I bring a friend too?"
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
th】 【No prior gaming knowledge required】【The First Cultivation + Game Design Novel on the Platform】 In a world where the righteous path dominates and crushes the demonic sects, Lu Ze unlocks the "Son of the Demon Path" system. Killing righteous cultivators now grants him power-ups. Wait—deaths in illusions count too? As a former game designer, Lu Ze decides to give the cultivators of this world a little—no, a massive—shock... Sect Elders: "What is this 'Escape from the Demon Sect' game? Why have all our disciples abandoned cultivation to play it??" Elite Disciples: "You're saying... mastering 'Demon Slayer' can help us counter demonic schemes?" Reclusive Masters: "Why did I leave seclusion? Ask that backstabbing rat who ambushed me in 'Eternal Strife' yesterday!" Rogue Cultivators & Civilians: "'Immortal Abyss Action' is addictive! You can even earn spirit stones by loot-running..." Sect Prodigy: "My Dao heart is unshakable... except for that cursed black hammer." Royal Scions: "Can skins have stat boosts? I’ll pay 10,000 spirit stones for one!!" Sect Leader: "WHO IS CORRUPTING MY DISCIPLES?!!!"
g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!