Best at Shifting Blame and Skilled in Writing Elaborate Little Essays

Lin Yu lowered his head awkwardly and glanced down: "..."

Did the advisor really have the nerve to say that?

Wasn’t this all her arrangement?

Well, at least this was just a dream. In real life, he’d never just put it on like this.

He’d at least have to wash it first!

Alright, alright.

Now was the moment to test his acting skills.

Lin Yu steadied himself and quickly pulled up his pants.

Miao Haixin stood with her back to Lin Yu, waiting for a while.

Hearing no sound from behind, she cautiously turned her head.

Only then did she realize Lin Yu had already straightened his clothes.

He was hanging his head low, like a child who’d done something wrong, not daring to look at Miao Haixin.

Miao Haixin’s heart ached.

This time, several teachers had brought students to a mountain lodge for a photography assignment.

Yan Miaozhu, the photography instructor, was among the group leaders.

Miao Haixin had long suspected Yan Miaozhu had ulterior motives toward Lin Yu—there had been signs at school.

This remote mountain trip was naturally the perfect opportunity for her to make a move.

When Miao Haixin heard Yan Miaozhu had taken Lin Yu out alone, she immediately went searching for them.

And that’s how she stumbled upon… what had just happened.

Honestly, none of this was Lin Yu’s fault.

Seeing how frightened he looked now, Miao Haixin was overwhelmed with guilt.

If only she’d arrived sooner, this never would’ve happened.

Lin Yu was just a college student—what did he know?

He must be terrified right now.

As his advisor, what should she do in this situation?

It went without saying—comfort him, make sure he didn’t spiral into self-blame.

Miao Haixin hurried to Lin Yu’s side and said softly,

"Lin Yu, don’t be afraid. Take a moment to calm down."

"When you’re ready, tell me exactly what happened."

Lin Yu played along, staying silent.

But inwardly, he scoffed:

Did he really need to describe it?

Advisor, weren’t you hiding in the bushes watching the whole thing?

Too bad.

She’d tried to intervene, but couldn’t stop the "Green Snake Official" from getting her way.

Miao Haixin led Lin Yu to a large rock, where they sat to steady their nerves.

Meanwhile, Lin Yu was already crafting his story in his head.

Miao Haixin held his hand with one hand and gently patted his back with the other.

Honestly…

Being comforted like this after a woman had her way with him…

Lin Yu wasn’t entirely comfortable with it.

After a while, sensing the timing was right, Lin Yu spoke up:

"Advisor… can you promise not to tell anyone about what happened today?"

"If people find out… will I get expelled?"

"I didn’t think anything of it when Teacher Yan asked me to go take some photos with her."

"But then she…"

"I tried to stop her when I realized something was wrong, but it was too late!"

"She kept saying, ‘Don’t you want a high grade for your group?’"

"I didn’t dare refuse. I was afraid she’d fail me…"

Lin Yu gave his performance a solid 70/100.

The core message was simple:

Shift all blame onto Yan Miaozhu!

Make it seem like he’d been forced, erasing any trace of his own enjoyment.

Can’t men be taken advantage of too?

Men need to protect themselves just as much as women!

It wasn’t an exclusive female issue—his explanation made perfect sense.

Whether the police would believe him didn’t matter.

The only thing that mattered was convincing Miao Haixin.

And that was enough.

Lin Yu believed he had a decent reputation in Miao Haixin’s eyes.

Plus, she’d always been biased against Yan Miaozhu.

Throwing the teacher under the bus wasn’t even slander—just reinforcing existing suspicions.

Miao Haixin gripped his hand tighter and assured him:

"Lin Yu, don’t worry. I’ll keep this a secret."

"And I promise—I’ll confront Yan Miaozhu tonight!"

Lin Yu’s eyes widened in shock.

Damn!

She was really going to confront her directly?

What was she planning to ask?

Surely she wouldn’t just say:

"I saw you eating him!"

Miao Haixin mistook his expression for fear and quickly added:

"Don’t worry, Lin Yu. I won’t make a scene or let anyone else know."

"I’ll talk to her privately and warn her to stay away from you."

"Now that I’ve caught her, she won’t dare lay a finger on you again."

"If she ever harasses you again, tell me immediately. I’ll make sure she regrets it!"

"After all, she’s already…"

She trailed off at the end.

Judging by the advisor’s reaction…

She’s already married, right?

Damn, the advisor even knew that? Impressive intel.

No wonder she was so confident Yan Miaozhu wouldn’t dare cause trouble again.

Lin Yu didn’t press further, continuing to play the naive victim.

"Thank you, Advisor!"

"But… will you look down on me after this?"

"I never had any feelings for Teacher Yan beyond respect. This wasn’t consensual."

Seeing his distress, Miao Haixin comforted him:

"I believe you. I know you didn’t want this."

"If it’s too hard to talk about, we can just sit here quietly."

The more she told him not to speak, the more Lin Yu insisted.

He spun a tale from becoming class representative to Yan Miaozhu’s "sisterly affection" act—how she’d lured him step by step into her trap.

Miao Haixin listened intently, her anger unmistakable.

At the most painful parts, Lin Yu even added a trembling voice for dramatic effect.

Naturally, he embellished a little, piling more blame onto Teacher Yan.

Writing "little essays" like this was second nature to Lin Yu.

Maybe if he ever hit rock bottom, he could make a living writing steamy novels?

Just as he finished, expecting more comforting words from Miao Haixin—

The scene suddenly shifted.

A frigid wind blasted against his face.

Lin Yu snapped back to reality and looked ahead—

Holy shit!

This was too much!

The vast, cloud-filled view before him sent chills down his spine.

He was standing at the edge of a cliff.

One more step, and he’d plunge into the abyss.

Even worse—

A violent gale roared from behind, threatening to push him over.

If not for his sheer willpower, he’d have already fallen.

Lin Yu: "!!!"

In the advisor’s mind, was he really some chaste martyr?!

Was this stupid scandal worth jumping off a cliff for?!

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(First update today! There’ll be more tonight. Feel free to drop some free "powered by love" votes—thanks, everyone!)