The two Chi sisters couldn't help much with anything else.
The only thing they could do was promptly replenish Lin Yu's "ammo" after he "emptied his clip."
Luckily,
Under the banyan tree by the pond~
There was no shortage of small stones!
As long as they were willing to bend down, they could keep supplying Lin Yu's "rapid-fire slingshot" indefinitely.
After emptying three full clips,
The fleeing quartet of "perverts" finally emerged from the grass.
While the Chi sisters were still engrossed in gathering stones,
Lin Yu had already shot through the guys' "bulletproof vests" and exposed their underwear!
"What's going on with them? Isn't that…"
"The class monitor and his roommates?"
"Monitor!!"
"Why are you guys hiding here spying on us?!"
Lin Yu's voice boomed so loudly it could probably be heard across half the neighborhood.
Chi Qingshui and Chi Qingchi hadn't actually recognized who the figures were at first.
But after Lin Yu's outburst,
And seeing those familiar silhouettes in the grass…
The four "perverts" had no chance to escape anymore.
Shi Yanhai immediately crouched in the grass, trembling uncontrollably, too scared to stand up.
They'd been caught… Qingshui had really seen them…
Hiding in the bushes to spy on her and Lin Yu… It was over, completely over!
When it came down to it,
Shi Yanhai didn't even have the courage to face them, cowering like a shelled mollusk.
The other three, however,
While utterly humiliated by Lin Yu's shouting, couldn't just keep running.
As long as they could come up with a plausible excuse, they might be able to talk their way out of this.
After all, they were classmates—surely this wouldn't escalate too badly… right?
Then,
Lin Yu's voice rang out again…
"Shi Yanhai, Gou Feng, Zhao Bin, Gao Yumin—is that you?"
"Class Monitor, Dog Bro, Old Zhao, Big Gao—is that you?"
"Shi Yanhai from Class 3 of the 2012 Broadcasting and Television Editing program, Room 404, Dormitory 4…"
Just as Lin Yu was about to recite their ID numbers,
The tallest of them, Gao Yumin, quickly stood up and raised his hands:
"Yeah, yeah… it's us, Yu-ge! Stop listing details, please!"
With the first one exposed,
The others soon gave up resisting too.
Chi Qingshui: "!!!"
Chi Qingchi: "!!!"
When Gao Yumin, Zhao Bin, and Gou Feng emerged one after another from the grass like mud-covered monkeys,
The Chi sisters were completely stunned.
They never expected
That the "perverts" they'd been chasing were actually their classmates.
And not just any classmates—
When Shi Yanhai, the last of them, was finally pulled up by Gou Feng,
Chi Qingchi instinctively glanced at her sister.
In class,
Chi Qingchi barely interacted with these guys—just casual acquaintances at best.
But her sister was different.
Even Lin Yu knew Shi Yanhai had a one-sided crush on Qingshui!
Their hiding in the bushes today was definitely because of her sister!
What Chi Qingchi couldn't wrap her head around was:
Why this specific neighborhood?
The same one she'd given as a fake address before?
Coincidence?
Or…
Chi Qingshui didn't even notice her sister's gaze.
Her first instinct was to observe Lin Yu's reaction.
Her mood mirrored the infamous line: "Yuan Hua, don't ever call me again!"
She'd made things perfectly clear to Shi Yanhai!
Why was he still clinging to false hope?
And now he'd resorted to lurking in bushes to spy on them?
Was he trying to make Lin Yu misunderstand?
Worse,
She and Lin Yu had been all lovey-dovey earlier…
From their hiding spot, they must have seen everything!
When she turned to look at Lin Yu, her stomach twisted with anxiety.
At that moment,
Lin Yu was putting on an award-worthy performance, glaring daggers at the four.
Rage, shock, jealousy, fury, hostility—
It looked like he might charge at them any second and start throwing punches!
No… That couldn't happen!
There were four of them against Lin Yu alone.
More importantly,
Chi Qingshui absolutely didn't want this to blow up into something bigger.
But before she could react,
Lin Yu was already striding toward the four mud-stained figures.
Chi Qingshui hurried after him, barely catching up in time to grab his arm.
She whispered urgently:
"Lin Yu… please, let me handle this, okay?"
"There are four of them—don't start a fight…"
"I promise I'll make things clear with him. No more unrealistic fantasies."
"Trust me to fix this. Don't be angry, don't lose your temper…"
Lin Yu leaned down and murmured in her ear:
"Qingshui, I'll give you this chance."
"But if you can't resolve it—whether there are four of them or forty—I'll make sure they regret this."
"I'm already your secret boyfriend. Do you want to strip me of all masculine dignity too?"
"This is your first and last warning…"
With that,
Lin Yu took a deep breath and stormed back to Qingchi's side, fuming.
The core principle of his CPU: Always maintain a guilty conscience!
Lin Yu had never actually planned to confront them physically.
He knew his girlfriend would definitely step in.
First, she wouldn’t want to see Lin Yu suffer.
Second, she’d try her best to keep Qingchi from finding out about their relationship.
As for the "Four Demon Squad," they must have already figured it out.
The only thing to consider now was how to prevent the situation from escalating.
Lin Yu walked over to Qingchi’s side, and she asked curiously,
"Lin Yu, just now… my sister, she…"
Clearly,
everything had happened too suddenly.
Chi Qingchi hadn’t processed what was going on, let alone what her sister and Lin Yu had discussed.
Lin Yu shrugged casually and said,
"Damn it, those idiots were obviously tailing Qingshui, right? What a bunch of lowlifes!"
"I wanted to go warn them, but Qingshui said not to start trouble with classmates—that she’d handle her own business."
"What else could I say?"
"Just told your sister that if the ‘talk’ goes south, she can call me over anytime to beat them up!"
Qingchi nodded, completely buying Lin Yu’s explanation.
She stared at her sister’s retreating figure, her heart filled with worry.
Meanwhile,
Lin Yu crossed his arms and put on a mock "intimidating" face when Qingshui glanced back.
[Ding!]
[Masterful move—your extreme, possessive protectiveness makes your partner feel incredibly secure!]
[Reward: 100 Spirit Stones.]
Tsk, tsk.
Qingshui, ah, Qingshui.
Still the easiest to win over with this act.
Lin Yu’s story held up perfectly for both sisters.
Especially the line he fed Qingchi:
She’ll handle her own business.
So typical of Qingshui’s style!
Qingchi’s attention stayed fixed on her sister,
afraid she might get the short end of the "negotiation" later…
…
(Bonus chapter delivered! Back to the grind tomorrow—hope you’ll support this little author with some free "power of love" votes!)
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