For the next period of time,
the flow of time in the dream world was incredibly fast.
Lin Yu could gradually sense Xia Yiwei's growing anxiety.
Subconsciously, she seemed to be trying to speed up time
to make Lin Yu "fall asleep" quickly.
But whether it was Xiao Yu or Little Xiao Yu,
both remained in an unnervingly alert state, leaving Xia Yiwei utterly baffled.
"Yiwei, you've already injected me three times,"
"Could it be an issue with the anesthetic?"
"Maybe we should try a different treatment—what if I'm not actually sick?"
Xia Yiwei stared at the chipped scalpel in Lin Yu's hand and the dented geological hammer,
only now realizing she might have stumbled upon the kind of "superhuman power" seen in those "so-and-so Mui" movies!
Was this something a normal human could do?
Rendering a scalpel and a geological hammer useless?
What kind of normal human could handle this?
"Uh… just give me a second,"
"I’ll go check if there’s any other medication,"
"Maybe the drugs expired from disuse…"
Xia Yiwei’s eyes darted around, no longer daring to joke around with Lin Yu.
Deep down,
an overwhelming sense of danger had taken root.
Lin Yu, on the other hand, admired Xia Yiwei’s mental fortitude.
Truly a girl who studied nursing.
Even after witnessing such a miracle, her dream showed no signs of collapsing.
If it were any of the other girls in the apartment, they’d have lost it by now!
Seeing Xia Yiwei trying to flee,
Lin Yu grabbed her arm and effortlessly pulled her close.
"Yiwei, didn’t you just say…"
"If I stayed awake after the third injection,"
"you’d ‘discuss’ what you used to do with your twenty-something ex-boyfriends?"
Xia Yiwei instinctively tried to pull away,
but before she could react—
Lin Yu had already struck with a series of ghostly-fast punches.
By the time she realized what was happening, the effects of his "Bone-Softening Fist" had already taken hold.
"Xiao Yu, I—I didn’t mean it like that!"
"I’m actually a really pure person, no ex-boyfriends, I was just showing off!"
"Let’s both calm down—your ‘sudden revival’ might need a specialist consultation!"
"You absolutely shouldn’t… you know what I mean?"
"This is for your own good!"
Lin Yu wasn’t in the mood to listen to her nonsense.
He lifted a corner of her nurse uniform and muttered in confusion,
"Why are these fishnets the same as last time?"
"Don’t you ever change them?"
"Yiwei, let me tell you…"
"Personal hygiene is serious business, you can’t slack on this."
Snap!
With a flick of his finger, two black threads snapped,
and the elastic band recoiled against Xia Yiwei’s skin,
drawing a soft gasp from her.
"See? They’re already worn out!"
"How’s the leg injury from last time?"
"Don’t just focus on checking me—take care of yourself too."
"Here, let me see if you still need that bone adjustment."
Taking the lead, Lin Yu laid Xia Yiwei on the bed.
He swung Thor’s Hammer (the geological hammer) and stood at the bedside.
Xia Yiwei couldn’t move, but her eyes could!
To make matters worse,
Lin Yu turned on the room’s light, making the once-shadowed spectacle glaringly obvious.
Her heart leaped into her throat, all her earlier bravado gone.
Begging? Threats? Claiming her "time of the month"?
Any excuse she could think of felt weak,
completely useless against Lin Yu in his current state.
But Xia Yiwei, ever the quick thinker even in dreams,
came up with a reason that would terrify any grown man:
"Xiao Yu! You know I come from a traditional family, right?"
"I was just talking big earlier—I’ve actually never done anything like that!"
"If you touch me, my family’s dowry demand is three million!"
"Think carefully—don’t ruin yourself over a moment of impulse."
"Really not worth it, right?"
Lin Yu burst out laughing.
He casually pulled out his phone, tapped a few times,
and Xia Yiwei’s phone on the medical cart chimed:
"Alipay payment received: three million yuan."
Xia Yiwei’s eyes nearly popped out. "!!!"
A moneybags?!
Since when did writing novels pay this well?!
Three million transferred just like that?!
Desperate, she scrambled for another excuse:
"W-Wait, we haven’t even met the parents!"
"And right after you pay, we just…"
"That’s legally questionable in our country, you know?!"
Snap! Snap! Snap!
Lin Yu ignored her rambling,
deftly tearing three more gaps in the fabric.
Hmm.
This should be enough space now.
A clear view for smooth operations.
Still feigning innocence, he remarked,
"Liar, where’s the ‘red line’? All I see are black lines."
"Oh? Today’s theme is… ‘Class 3-2’s Naomi Kisaragi’s signature style’!"
What he wouldn’t dare in reality,
Lin Yu fully embraced in the dream world—unleashing his inner demon king.
Bzzzt…
An annoying alarm buzzed in Lin Yu’s mind.
Irritating, but too late now!
Faced with the utterly defenseless nurse,
Lin Yu skipped all foreplay.
Right then—
One push, straight to the end!
Again, and again!
By the third time, accompanied by Xia Yiwei’s ear-splitting shriek,
the dream world shattered instantly.
---
In Xia Yiwei and Maomao’s bedroom,
Xia Yiwei jolted awake, clutching the blankets in a death grip.
The only reason she didn’t leap out of bed in terror
was that her subconscious still believed she couldn’t move.
As consciousness returned,
phantom pains stabbed at her, drenching her in cold sweat.
"Hah… hahh…"
She gasped for air, glancing around.
Maomao wasn’t there?
Then she noticed—the room was lit!
Her gaze snapped to the desk.
Thank goodness.
Maomao sat there with headphones on,
completely absorbed in work, oblivious to her ordeal.
Xia Yiwei steadied her breathing, replaying the dream in her mind.
Twice now… she’d dreamed of Lin Yu twice!
And each time, the scenes grew wilder.
Was this the price of their daily flirting?
To be ravaged by Lin Yu in her dreams?!
Absurd!
That thing… it defied all human standards.
Poor scalpel…
Poor geological hammer…
And worst of all—
Lin Yu was Maomao’s crush!
As her older sister, how could she entertain such thoughts about him?!
...
(Extra chapter delivered—goodnight, everyone! More battles tomorrow!)
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
