Ye Mengfu hadn't fully composed herself yet.
Lin Yu's passionate kiss had already descended swiftly.
Flustered and caught off guard, little Fufu slid effortlessly from the head of the bed, pulled down onto the pillow.
She didn’t know any techniques.
All she could do was clumsily respond to Lin Yu, hoping he could sense her feelings.
Lin Yu’s hands were far from idle.
The layers of her pajamas and nightgown crumpled into chaotic folds.
Just as Ye Mengfu thought the next step would be…
Lin Yu suddenly stilled, pulling her tightly into his arms.
"Little Fufu, it’s so easy to lose control when I’m alone with you."
"But when you’re sick, I have to hold back. I can’t take advantage of you."
"Just holding you is enough. I’ll stay with you for a while, then leave."
[Ding!]
[Masterful move—restraining yourself and prioritizing your partner, deeply moving her heart!]
[Reward: 50 spirit stones.]
Lin Yu’s tender words struck a chord in Ye Mengfu.
For her sake, he was willing to hold back.
Indeed.
Infatuation is reckless, but love… is restraint.
Ye Mengfu nestled into the warmth of his embrace and murmured softly,
"I… can handle it."
Lin Yu was considering her health.
Naturally, she wanted to consider his feelings too.
Besides.
She wasn’t entirely lying—her body really did feel less weak now.
Could the medicine work that fast?
If not the medicine…
Then it must be her lover’s visit that revitalized her!
Was this the power of love?
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host! Emergency mission "Qi Deficiency Syndrome" completed!]
[The Joyous Sect’s Talisman Master’s constitution has been significantly enhanced—symptoms fully cured, intimacy with the Holy Son deepened!]
[Reward: 200 sect contribution points, 600 spirit stones, 1 free system shop draw.]
What a wonderful little Fufu!
Just as the day began, she had gifted Lin Yu a generous reward.
Such effortless missions were never too many for him.
That heated kiss had also elevated his image in her eyes.
But what truly surprised Lin Yu was the change in her body.
Holding her this close,
he could clearly feel an intense heat radiating from her.
At first, he worried she might sweat and was ready to pull the covers off.
Yet, despite the overwhelming warmth, not a single drop of perspiration formed.
Her skin remained smooth and cool, no matter how his hands wandered.
Meanwhile, little Fufu herself…
Perhaps due to the medicine’s intense effects,
drifted into a deep slumber within minutes.
Did the Qi Condensing Pill also have sedative properties?
What excellent medicine!
Even a healthy partner could take it occasionally to strengthen their body.
At least then, she wouldn’t beg for mercy before he was done!
Once sure she was sound asleep, Lin Yu left quietly.
After gently closing the door, he headed downstairs to the dining room.
At the staircase, the familiar aroma of red bean porridge greeted him.
"Aha! Big Yu, you’re finally up!"
"Thought you’d laze in bed till ten!"
The loud, cheerful voice made Lin Yu tense up.
Huang Feirong, dressed lightly, bounced out from the dining area, waving at him with a grin.
Her oversized white T-shirt revealed black bra straps on her shoulders.
A frayed denim mini-skirt, zebra-striped ankle socks, and white sneakers completed the look.
This was…
Aside from the socks being shorter and the giant red hair clip missing,
her outfit was nearly identical to what she wore in his dream!
Lin Yu: "!!!"
Was this the Dirty Joke Queen’s doing?
Dressing exactly like his dream?
But the real shock came when—
after Lin Yu forced a smile and greeted her—
Huang Feirong tiptoed closer, whispering excitedly:
Lin Yu: "???"
What nonsense is this?
Frowning, he calmly looked her over again and shook his head.
"No idea. Sister Feirong, have you worn this before?"
Huang Feirong, completely unaware the dream was Lin Yu’s doing,
must have had some other outrageous remark prepared.
Just as he expected.
With a sly grin, she tugged him further from the dining room.
The clatter of kitchen work hinted Qi Meng was preparing breakfast.
Huang Feirong’s secrecy suggested she didn’t want Qi Meng to hear.
What kind of decent conversation required this level of discretion?
Even braced for it, Lin Yu was still floored by Huang Feirong’s shamelessness…
"That day in the dream, when you pinned me against the wall, I was wearing this."
"Pretty hot, right? Gets the blood pumping, huh?"
Lin Yu: "!!!"
Can’t someone lock this deranged imperial concubine away?
Her words always shattered his expectations,
leaving him speechless every time.
He prided himself on resilience and sharp wit,
but even he couldn’t counter the Dirty Joke Queen’s relentless barrage.
"I give up, Sister Feirong…"
Before he could finish, she cut in again.
"Relax, relax! My belt’s so tight, you think it’s easy to get into?"
"By the way, you nailed Yao Yao’s hubby yesterday, right?"
Lin Yu: "!!!"
This was even harder to respond to than before.
Would Shen Buyao really share their scandalous affairs with the Dirty Joke Queen?
No way!
She even kept secrets from Shen Jiuyi.
No chance she’d confess to Huang Feirong, the queen of filth.
At most, she knew they’d gone to the old house together.
Nothing beyond that.
"In the dream, even you were out of reach. How could I possibly get to Sister Yao Yao?"
"Sister Feirong, the world’s full of colors—not just the dirty ones."
"Can’t we talk about something wholesome?"
Hearing this,
Huang Feirong smirked, her eyes gleaming with knowing mischief.
"Oho~ We’ve got a saint in our little apartment, how impressive."
"Bet behind closed doors, you’re the one craving the dirtiest talks."
"Or are you still in post-nut clarity from yesterday?"
"Did you go all out?"
Lin Yu: "…"
Worse than being forced into vulgar chats by the Dirty Joke Queen?
Being exposed by her.
…
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