The skirt's on fire, and you're still eating?
At such a tense moment.
The only solution you can think of is still eating, eating, and more eating!
Having a girlfriend like Xiao Chi would be so easy to please.
Just make sure she’s well-fed every day, with the occasional new dish.
Guaranteed sweetness, zero arguments.
And even if you do argue, it’s no big deal.
Is there anything a good meal can’t solve?
Lin Yu replaced his hands with chains, tilting Xiao Chi’s little head into position.
Chi Qingchi widened her eyes (⊙O⊙), quickly pressing her lips into a straight line (⊙_⊙).
Though there were still a few centimeters between her and Lin Yu,
visually, it looked like she was already kissing him.
Lin Yu couldn’t help but laugh:
"If you don’t feel even a hint of attraction after a minute of kissing, I’ll believe what you just said."
Chi Qingchi: "???"
Lin Yu’s body couldn’t move from his seat.
But his head could!
He leaned forward just a tiny bit…
And the next moment—
Their lips met.
Chi Qingchi’s mind went blank.
Her delicate, trembling eyes fluttered uncontrollably.
She was kissing him…
She was actually kissing her sister’s boyfriend!
Not just a peck.
But a full minute!
Even worse…
With zero experience, Chi Qingchi had no idea what to do except clamp her lips shut.
But such flimsy defenses were nothing to Lin Yu.
His skilled tongue, like a summoning creature, slipped in effortlessly—
A gentle, lingering dance began…
"Hah… haa…"
About a minute later,
Lin Yu’s assault finally stopped.
A strange, fluttering emotion had already taken root in Xiao Chi’s heart.
For most of the ordeal,
Chi Qingchi had even forgotten how to breathe through her nose.
The slight dizziness felt just like the irrational haze of falling for someone.
Even so,
Chi Qingchi stubbornly held her ground:
"Absolutely… no feeling at all."
"Lin Yu, give it up. Stop messing with me…"
Lin Yu was secretly thrilled.
"Stop messing with you, so I can mess with your sister instead?"
The real test was just beginning—he wasn’t about to let her off so easily!
"Good, very stubborn."
"Next, if you still feel nothing after three minutes, I’ll absolutely believe you."
Chi Qingchi: "???"
What?!
That’s cheating!
First it was one minute, now he’s arbitrarily changing it to three?
Lin Yu had no sense of— Mmph!
Three minutes later…
"Hah… haa… Lin Yu, th-three minutes are up. I can seriously tell you, I—"
Before she could finish,
Lin Yu cut in:
"Good, very spirited."
"Next, if you still feel nothing after five minutes—"
Chi Qingchi: "!!!"
"I felt it! I felt it earlier!"
"Totally didn’t—"
Lin Yu: "Too late. Doesn’t count."
Five minutes later…
Chi Qingchi gasped out immediately:
"Lin Yu… enough, my lips are gonna split."
"I surrender, you win… I admit I’m into you."
"Can I have some water?"
Lin Yu: "Oh? Still thirsty? Of course!"
Several more minutes passed…
Chi Qingchi seemed utterly melted by the kisses.
If not for the chains holding her up,
she might’ve slid right off the chair.
Seeing the romantic tension had peaked,
Lin Yu steered the conversation back to the main event.
"Xiao Chi, now that we understand each other’s hearts,"
"the next step is to get to know each other… more intimately."
"Even though I’m dating your sister, I’ve never touched her."
"She has the exact same face as you. Do you know how much torture that’s been?"
"Since you’re her twin, you’ll repay this mental suffering for her!"
Chi Qingchi snapped to attention.
No matter how subtly Lin Yu phrased it,
as a seasoned manga reader, she instantly grasped his intentions.
But…
"Lin Yu, don’t you know?"
"Humans and demons can’t be together!"
"It’ll result in cursed offspring!"
Lin Yu: "???"
What?!
Her manga world actually had such a ridiculous setting?
"Humans and demons don’t mix"?
It matched her sister’s "gods and demons are incompatible" logic perfectly.
To think she’d pull such an absurd excuse.
She must’ve felt a flicker of relief,
believing she’d successfully blocked Lin Yu’s advance.
Little did she know,
her opponent wasn’t someone so easily fooled.
Lin Yu’s mind raced, and he countered:
"Xiao Chi, didn’t you know…"
"Before I cultivated into human form, I got neutered!"
Chi Qingchi: "???"
Her huge eyes filled with sheer disbelief.
Her expression screamed "CPU overload."
Frozen in place, she had no idea how to react.
"Before cultivating into human form… got neutered…"
So he couldn’t reproduce?
That… kinda made sense?
But if so, did that mean she and Lin Yu were about to…
Right in front of her unconscious sister?!
"Lin Yu, I still think we should eat first and talk properly."
"You like me, right? So you’ll respect my wishes, yeah?"
Oh, clever girl.
Smoothly deploying emotional manipulation with such ease.
Too bad,
she was up against Lin Yu—a master of mind games.
"You’re right. Liking someone means respecting them."
"You just said you like me too. You weren’t lying, were you?"
"I hate liars. I’m sure Xiao Chi wouldn’t do that."
Chi Qingchi sensed danger:
"N-no, I’d never lie to you. So we’re…"
Lin Yu took over, laying out his flawless logic:
"So we both like each other!"
"Mutual liking means mutual respect."
"You’ve mentioned eating twice—I’ll respect that. So you should respect me too."
"We’ll do it first, then eat together!"
"Totally fair, right?"
Chi Qingchi: "!!!"
It… sounded reasonable?
But but but—
Seeing her hesitation,
Lin Yu’s expression darkened instantly:
"Xiao Chi, while I’m still willing to reason with you, you’d better decide fast."
"Or I might just ruin your sister first to prove how much I like you."
Whoosh—
A chain shot toward Chi Qingshui, coiling around her unconscious body.
First diplomacy, then force.
After the courtesy, it was time to bare the fangs.
Otherwise,
he’d be doing a disservice to his role as the villain.
…
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ey change clothes. Li Chuan contributed all his possessions, only to find that things were not as they seemed. Almost a year after joining, he hadn’t managed to get a single Daoist consort. Thinking he had been deceived, he was approached by a stunning senior fellow disciple who asked if he would like to form a spiritual bond. For those who don’t practice cultivation, they might not know what “forming a spiritual bond” is. Let me put it this way: A long-term relationship is called a “Daoist consort,” while a short-term relationship is known as “forming a spiritual bond.” From then on, Li Chuan discovered the true way to interact with the Yin-Yang Sect’s Daoist consorts. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form a spiritual bond with anyone, Whether it’s Senior Sisters, aunts, Daoist consorts of aunts, female elders, Daoist consorts of elders, or even the Daoist consort of the sect leader, anyone can form a spiritual bond as long as there are enough spirit stones.” I've already joined the Yin-Yang Sect, and you're telling me to focus on cultivation? Do you even know what the Yin-Yang Sect is all about?
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't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
