The skirt's on fire, and you're still eating?
At such a tense moment.
The only solution you can think of is still eating, eating, and more eating!
Having a girlfriend like Xiao Chi would be so easy to please.
Just make sure she’s well-fed every day, with the occasional new dish.
Guaranteed sweetness, zero arguments.
And even if you do argue, it’s no big deal.
Is there anything a good meal can’t solve?
Lin Yu replaced his hands with chains, tilting Xiao Chi’s little head into position.
Chi Qingchi widened her eyes (⊙O⊙), quickly pressing her lips into a straight line (⊙_⊙).
Though there were still a few centimeters between her and Lin Yu,
visually, it looked like she was already kissing him.
Lin Yu couldn’t help but laugh:
"If you don’t feel even a hint of attraction after a minute of kissing, I’ll believe what you just said."
Chi Qingchi: "???"
Lin Yu’s body couldn’t move from his seat.
But his head could!
He leaned forward just a tiny bit…
And the next moment—
Their lips met.
Chi Qingchi’s mind went blank.
Her delicate, trembling eyes fluttered uncontrollably.
She was kissing him…
She was actually kissing her sister’s boyfriend!
Not just a peck.
But a full minute!
Even worse…
With zero experience, Chi Qingchi had no idea what to do except clamp her lips shut.
But such flimsy defenses were nothing to Lin Yu.
His skilled tongue, like a summoning creature, slipped in effortlessly—
A gentle, lingering dance began…
"Hah… haa…"
About a minute later,
Lin Yu’s assault finally stopped.
A strange, fluttering emotion had already taken root in Xiao Chi’s heart.
For most of the ordeal,
Chi Qingchi had even forgotten how to breathe through her nose.
The slight dizziness felt just like the irrational haze of falling for someone.
Even so,
Chi Qingchi stubbornly held her ground:
"Absolutely… no feeling at all."
"Lin Yu, give it up. Stop messing with me…"
Lin Yu was secretly thrilled.
"Stop messing with you, so I can mess with your sister instead?"
The real test was just beginning—he wasn’t about to let her off so easily!
"Good, very stubborn."
"Next, if you still feel nothing after three minutes, I’ll absolutely believe you."
Chi Qingchi: "???"
What?!
That’s cheating!
First it was one minute, now he’s arbitrarily changing it to three?
Lin Yu had no sense of— Mmph!
Three minutes later…
"Hah… haa… Lin Yu, th-three minutes are up. I can seriously tell you, I—"
Before she could finish,
Lin Yu cut in:
"Good, very spirited."
"Next, if you still feel nothing after five minutes—"
Chi Qingchi: "!!!"
"I felt it! I felt it earlier!"
"Totally didn’t—"
Lin Yu: "Too late. Doesn’t count."
Five minutes later…
Chi Qingchi gasped out immediately:
"Lin Yu… enough, my lips are gonna split."
"I surrender, you win… I admit I’m into you."
"Can I have some water?"
Lin Yu: "Oh? Still thirsty? Of course!"
Several more minutes passed…
Chi Qingchi seemed utterly melted by the kisses.
If not for the chains holding her up,
she might’ve slid right off the chair.
Seeing the romantic tension had peaked,
Lin Yu steered the conversation back to the main event.
"Xiao Chi, now that we understand each other’s hearts,"
"the next step is to get to know each other… more intimately."
"Even though I’m dating your sister, I’ve never touched her."
"She has the exact same face as you. Do you know how much torture that’s been?"
"Since you’re her twin, you’ll repay this mental suffering for her!"
Chi Qingchi snapped to attention.
No matter how subtly Lin Yu phrased it,
as a seasoned manga reader, she instantly grasped his intentions.
But…
"Lin Yu, don’t you know?"
"Humans and demons can’t be together!"
"It’ll result in cursed offspring!"
Lin Yu: "???"
What?!
Her manga world actually had such a ridiculous setting?
"Humans and demons don’t mix"?
It matched her sister’s "gods and demons are incompatible" logic perfectly.
To think she’d pull such an absurd excuse.
She must’ve felt a flicker of relief,
believing she’d successfully blocked Lin Yu’s advance.
Little did she know,
her opponent wasn’t someone so easily fooled.
Lin Yu’s mind raced, and he countered:
"Xiao Chi, didn’t you know…"
"Before I cultivated into human form, I got neutered!"
Chi Qingchi: "???"
Her huge eyes filled with sheer disbelief.
Her expression screamed "CPU overload."
Frozen in place, she had no idea how to react.
"Before cultivating into human form… got neutered…"
So he couldn’t reproduce?
That… kinda made sense?
But if so, did that mean she and Lin Yu were about to…
Right in front of her unconscious sister?!
"Lin Yu, I still think we should eat first and talk properly."
"You like me, right? So you’ll respect my wishes, yeah?"
Oh, clever girl.
Smoothly deploying emotional manipulation with such ease.
Too bad,
she was up against Lin Yu—a master of mind games.
"You’re right. Liking someone means respecting them."
"You just said you like me too. You weren’t lying, were you?"
"I hate liars. I’m sure Xiao Chi wouldn’t do that."
Chi Qingchi sensed danger:
"N-no, I’d never lie to you. So we’re…"
Lin Yu took over, laying out his flawless logic:
"So we both like each other!"
"Mutual liking means mutual respect."
"You’ve mentioned eating twice—I’ll respect that. So you should respect me too."
"We’ll do it first, then eat together!"
"Totally fair, right?"
Chi Qingchi: "!!!"
It… sounded reasonable?
But but but—
Seeing her hesitation,
Lin Yu’s expression darkened instantly:
"Xiao Chi, while I’m still willing to reason with you, you’d better decide fast."
"Or I might just ruin your sister first to prove how much I like you."
Whoosh—
A chain shot toward Chi Qingshui, coiling around her unconscious body.
First diplomacy, then force.
After the courtesy, it was time to bare the fangs.
Otherwise,
he’d be doing a disservice to his role as the villain.
…
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ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!
