【Crimson Tent Dragon-Tiger Pills2】
【Reverse Blood Boosting Pills2】
【Hundred Flowers Dew1 bottle】
【Forbidden Land Exploration Talismans3】
【Ghost Hand Talismans4】
【Maiden’s Blush Wine1 jar】
...
Old friends were no longer within the scope of his attention.
As the days passed, the once-novel pills and talismans had become daily consumables, and there would only be more of them in the future.
What truly deserved attention now were the new items and skills that came into his possession.
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received the secret technique reward: Divine Vehicle Movement!]
[Description: "Steeds of iron race through icy rivers in dreams, riding the wind and lightning like immortals. No need for cloud-soaring spells—when wheels fly in all directions, paradise is near."]
...
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received the material reward: Eternal Beauty Flower Seeds1 bottle!]
[Description: "A speck of vermilion dots the jade petals, unchanging through three springs. These blooms belong only in the heavens, preserving the moon goddess’s eternal youth."]
...
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received the secret technique reward: Thousand Faces Rouge!]
[Description: "Delicate strokes craft beauty to topple kingdoms; rouge and powder conjure celestial charm. Tang dynasty floral adornments emerge on their own, while Han palace rouge whispers of hidden fragrance."]
...
[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received the external martial arts reward: Petal and Leaf Projection!]
[Description: "Strikes align like the Big Dipper, returns spiral like a goddess scattering blossoms. A smile veils three parts lethality—where leaves and petals fly, elegance reigns."]
...
These were the four new rewards added this time.
Lin Yu reviewed them one by one.
[Eternal Beauty Flower Seeds] required little exploration—they were simply a bottle of seeds.
The only question was what kind of miraculous flowers would bloom from them.
Judging by the description, the blossoms likely had beautifying and youth-preserving effects.
Lin Yu’s appearance had already been perfected by the pills.
Any further beauty-enhancing items would likely be used on the sect’s female members.
[Divine Vehicle Movement] probably referred to driving skills.
Now that was practical.
What man could resist the allure of drifting through gutters on a curve?
True speed is measured in the turns!
The secret technique [Thousand Faces Rouge]...
Its meaning was clear from the description.
Makeup skills!
He had somewhat misunderstood the system before.
Based on the current skills and items, the system’s guidance wasn’t leaning toward massage or bone-setting.
Instead, it seemed tailored to a women’s beauty salon!
Skincare, makeup, massage, bone alignment, qi and blood regulation...
A true ally to women, a master of feminine arts!
The last reward, the external martial art [Petal and Leaf Projection], was a genuine combat skill.
The cinematic feats of felling foes with leaves or slitting throats with playing cards—
Lin Yu could now undoubtedly replicate them with ease.
If he’d had this skill in his youth,
the love notes he tossed to girls wouldn’t have landed at the teacher’s feet instead.
Overall,
compared to yesterday’s rewards, this was a massive improvement.
It also eased some of the resentment in Lin Yu’s heart.
After reviewing the rewards, Lin Yu opened the system shop.
The array of products, categorized in intricate sections, mostly mirrored the pills and talismans he already possessed.
As a modern-day Joyous Sect Saint, his passion naturally lay in "chamber tools."
Everything else fell under the category of trivial distractions.
Especially after tasting the sweetness of Ying'er and Elder Chi,
Lin Yu’s heart was even more...
Tsk, who even invented these things?
Opening the shop interface:
[—Chamber Tools—]
[(Bunny-Eared Attire) Price: 3000]
[(Scarlet Swing) Price: 4000]
[Available Spirit Stones: 8350]
Without even seeing the descriptions, just the names alone...
Need he say more?
Lin Yu didn’t hesitate—he bought both!
[Ding! Purchase successful...]
[Bunny-Eared Attire (Chamber use only, restricted to cultivation partners)]
[Description: "A fluffy tail sways, hiding spring’s allure; long ears tremble, whispering of desire. One ear listens to blushing heartbeats, the other catches pillow-talk secrets."]
[...]
[Scarlet Swing (Chamber use only, restricted to cultivation partners)]
[Description: "Swing forward to brush peach branches, sway back to glimpse the moon palace. Red ropes sway with rising passion, toes dip into fragrant tides below."]
For other skills, Lin Yu might ponder their applications.
But chamber tools? No thought required.
The names alone told him everything.
As the saying goes:
"It’s not talent—just practice."
With everything settled,
Lin Yu happily went back to sleep.
Life, after all, was best savored slowly, with something to look forward to.
...
Saturday morning, 7:00 AM.
The familiar, delightful melody once again chimed in Lin Yu’s mind.
[Ding!]
[Today is another day full of hope!]
[Host, continue exploring the Path of Joyful Union—strive to become the pillar of the Joyous Sect!]
Lin Yu rose without a trace of drowsiness, freshening up with vigor.
When doing what one loves, fatigue simply doesn’t exist—motivation flows endlessly.
While washing up,
Lin Yu noticed something unusual.
Today’s system interface displayed only the sect’s daily tasks—
no new urgent missions had auto-generated.
Could it be a peaceful day?
Or had the system, after his conquest of two sect sisters,
quietly ramped up the difficulty again?
Perhaps now, unless he encountered a sect sister in person,
their pressing matters wouldn’t immediately appear?
For now,
Lin Yu had no leads. He’d have to test it later when he met the girls downstairs.
"Ring-ring! Ring-ring!"
"Ring-ring..."
Mid-toothbrushing, his phone rang.
Lin Yu’s heart tightened. He rinsed quickly and hurried to grab his phone.
Even after rebirth, some old habits died hard.
WeChat messages or calls? No reaction.
But an actual phone call?
That always meant trouble.
In his past life, trapped in the corporate grind, nothing chilled him more than that ringtone.
Lin Yu checked the caller ID...
Wang Biao, Brother Biao?
A call this early was surely about the party venue they’d discussed.
Given Wang Biao’s impulsive, fast-moving nature, he was probably at the renovation stage by now.
Lin Yu answered with polite cheer:
"Hey, morning, Brother Biao!"
A boisterous voice replied:
"Ey, buddy!"
"Didn’t wake ya, did I?"
"Even if I did, no choice—this needs your sign-off."
"I’m at the party venue now. If you’re free, swing by around 8."
Just as expected.
The party venue it was.
Lin Yu had never mentioned living in Xuefu District with Aunt Qimeng.
Whether she’d told Wang Biao, he didn’t know.
From Wang Biao’s tone, it was impossible to tell.
If he didn’t know, why call Lin Yu over so early?
If he did know, why give him time to arrive?
The art of speech, indeed!
"Alright, Brother Biao, I’ll be there at 8."
"We’ll talk in person."
...
(Today’s second update. Bonus chapters coming soon—stay tuned!)
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