[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host, for completing the emergency mission "Lost Spirit Key"!]
[The Acting Sect Leader's missing unlocking spirit key has been successfully retrieved, resolving the morning's troubles!]
[Rewards: 300 Sect Contribution Points, 600 Spirit Stones, and 1 free system mall draw.]
Nice, nice, nice.
Not only did it solve Chen Qimeng's problem, but it also gave Lin Yu a refreshing start to his morning.
Such an easy emergency mission—he wouldn’t mind getting more of these!
Under Lin Yu’s watchful gaze,
Chen Qimeng opened the box and retrieved her set of keys from among a pile of glass jars and containers.
The package he had bought and delivered to her wasn’t anything unusual—
just a professional cupping therapy set!
To showcase his skills perfectly,
Lin Yu had deliberately bought the most comprehensive kit available.
He figured that when Chen Qimeng unpacked it last night, she must have realized what it was.
That’s why she panicked, hastily closed the box, and hid it in such a secretive spot—
so secretive that the keys she’d been holding when she opened the door ended up tossed inside as well.
Hiding it this deep—was she afraid of actually using it?
Well, this wasn’t something her aunt got to decide…
"Qimeng, your hiding skills are next level," Lin Yu teased.
"No thief in the world could ever find this set of keys!"
Chen Qimeng, flustered, quickly closed the box and prepared to put it back.
But halfway through, she hesitated—stashing it in such a hidden spot again didn’t feel right, especially with Lin Yu watching.
This time, she neatly arranged a stack of clothes first and placed the box on top.
That subtle change in placement made Lin Yu smirk.
It was proof that Chen Qimeng was considering his feelings.
After closing the cabinet door, Chen Qimeng let out a quiet sigh of relief.
Thank goodness.
Lin Yu had only joked about it and didn’t press further.
But before she could fully relax, Lin Yu spoke up again:
"Qimeng, you work so hard during the day—how about a cupping session tonight?"
"We talked about it before, but you still haven’t experienced my skills yet."
Chen Qimeng: "!!!"
She had already imagined this scenario when she first opened the package.
Unlike foot massages,
cupping therapy…
wouldn’t that require her entire back to be exposed?
Wouldn’t that mean…?
Back when she "agreed," she hadn’t thought much of it, assuming Lin Yu was just joking.
But now, it seemed he was dead serious!
Well, to be precise, she hadn’t actually agreed—she just hadn’t refused.
She hadn’t objected then, and now, she found it even harder to say no.
Lin Yu: "Qimeng?"
Chen Qimeng: "Huh? Y-yes, I’m listening."
Lin Yu: "You said you wouldn’t run away, right?"
Chen Qimeng: "!!!"
First thing in the morning, and he was bringing that up again.
She couldn’t even face him properly.
After all this time, she still hadn’t sorted out her feelings.
What kind of relationship should they have? What role should she play in his life?
The only thing she knew for sure was that she didn’t mind getting closer to him.
"Just messing with you—why so serious?" Lin Yu chuckled.
"Sister Ruirui must’ve told you already—let’s head downstairs for breakfast!"
Chen Qimeng nodded.
"Mm, let’s eat first."
"Lin Yu, that outfit today… looks really good on you!"
Lin Yu grinned.
"Feels like you’re low-key complimenting yourself, huh?"
They locked eyes for a few seconds before bursting into laughter.
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Once downstairs,
Lin Yu didn’t immediately sit down.
Instead, he went to the storage room to fetch a pair of slippers.
Not that he wanted to grab a pair of men’s slippers—
there just weren’t any!
As the only guy in the apartment (and with no male roommates allowed),
how many pairs could he possibly need?
The only spare slippers left were women’s.
After picking a pair,
Lin Yu walked to Shen Buyao’s door on the first floor and knocked.
Another day, another round of knocking on sect sisters’ doors.
"Lin Yu? Took you long enough—just a sec!" Shen Buyao’s voice came from inside.
But as soon as she finished speaking,
Lin Yu caught faint whispers from within.
Shen Buyao: "Hurry up, he’s here! Cover yourself and hide under the blanket!"
Shen Jiuyi: "You’re so childish."
Shen Buyao: "Boredom breeds mischief—just play along, will you?"
Shen Jiuyi: "I refuse to be part of your games."
Shen Buyao: "Then go sleep on the damn streets tonight!"
Lin Yu outside the door: "…"
Sigh.
Women who’ve never been in a relationship can be either pure or painfully clueless.
This whole "hiding someone in the room" act? Anyone with real dating experience would never pull this nonsense!
But since Shen Buyao was determined to be silly, Lin Yu—
Click!
The moment the door opened,
Lin Yu forcefully pushed his way in and immediately locked the door behind him.
"Ow!"
Before Shen Buyao could even deliver her rehearsed lines, Lin Yu had already pinned her against the wall.
Breathing heavily, he demanded:
"Buyao, why did it take you so long to open the door?"
"Is there another man in here? Why do you need men’s slippers?!"
[Ding!]
[Masterful performance—your domineering possessiveness delights your Dao Companion!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones.]
Shen Buyao rubbed her elbow, giving Lin Yu a weird look.
"Of course not! Ugh, I was just teasing you!"
"Seriously, why’d you take it so seriously?"
"There’s no one else in here!"
Lin Yu: "…"
Wow, what terrible acting.
No need to overdo it—he never took an acting class, but even he could tell this was forced.
She didn’t even bother cursing?
What happened to her character?
She’s totally breaking character here!
Well, since he’d already committed to humoring his ancient-relic of a sister, a professional actor like him had to see it through.
"I know there’s someone on the bed—tell them to come out!"
"Hey, you on the bed—got any guts?"
"Get the hell out here!"
"Stop hiding like a coward!"
Lin Yu pointed at the bed, launching into a full-blown, cuckolded-husband tirade.
Maybe the secondhand embarrassment was too much—
Shen Jiuyi twitched under the blanket.
At this point in the script,
it was about time for the betrayed lover to storm over and yank the covers off.
But Shen Buyao?
Zero reaction.
What kind of amateur was she?
At least pretend to stop him!
Left with no choice, Lin Yu glanced around the room.
He picked up a cardboard box—put it down.
Grabbed the trash can—put it down.
Finally, he seized the broom.
Finally, Shen Buyao snapped into action, blocking him.
"Wait, wait—no violence!"
"So what if I brought someone back? Why are you so worked up?"
Lin Yu continued his over-the-top outrage:
"Not coming out? Fine! Stay there forever, then!"
Right on cue,
the blanket was thrown back.
Shen Jiuyi sat up, exhaling in exasperation.
"Lin Yu… that’s enough."
"Even idiots deserve mercy. You’re overdoing it."
Lin Yu calmly replied, "Overdoing it? Oh. Okay."
Shen Buyao: "???"
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
