[Ding!]
[Congratulations, Host, for completing the emergency mission "Lost Spirit Key"!]
[The Acting Sect Leader's missing unlocking spirit key has been successfully retrieved, resolving the morning's troubles!]
[Rewards: 300 Sect Contribution Points, 600 Spirit Stones, and 1 free system mall draw.]
Nice, nice, nice.
Not only did it solve Chen Qimeng's problem, but it also gave Lin Yu a refreshing start to his morning.
Such an easy emergency mission—he wouldn’t mind getting more of these!
Under Lin Yu’s watchful gaze,
Chen Qimeng opened the box and retrieved her set of keys from among a pile of glass jars and containers.
The package he had bought and delivered to her wasn’t anything unusual—
just a professional cupping therapy set!
To showcase his skills perfectly,
Lin Yu had deliberately bought the most comprehensive kit available.
He figured that when Chen Qimeng unpacked it last night, she must have realized what it was.
That’s why she panicked, hastily closed the box, and hid it in such a secretive spot—
so secretive that the keys she’d been holding when she opened the door ended up tossed inside as well.
Hiding it this deep—was she afraid of actually using it?
Well, this wasn’t something her aunt got to decide…
"Qimeng, your hiding skills are next level," Lin Yu teased.
"No thief in the world could ever find this set of keys!"
Chen Qimeng, flustered, quickly closed the box and prepared to put it back.
But halfway through, she hesitated—stashing it in such a hidden spot again didn’t feel right, especially with Lin Yu watching.
This time, she neatly arranged a stack of clothes first and placed the box on top.
That subtle change in placement made Lin Yu smirk.
It was proof that Chen Qimeng was considering his feelings.
After closing the cabinet door, Chen Qimeng let out a quiet sigh of relief.
Thank goodness.
Lin Yu had only joked about it and didn’t press further.
But before she could fully relax, Lin Yu spoke up again:
"Qimeng, you work so hard during the day—how about a cupping session tonight?"
"We talked about it before, but you still haven’t experienced my skills yet."
Chen Qimeng: "!!!"
She had already imagined this scenario when she first opened the package.
Unlike foot massages,
cupping therapy…
wouldn’t that require her entire back to be exposed?
Wouldn’t that mean…?
Back when she "agreed," she hadn’t thought much of it, assuming Lin Yu was just joking.
But now, it seemed he was dead serious!
Well, to be precise, she hadn’t actually agreed—she just hadn’t refused.
She hadn’t objected then, and now, she found it even harder to say no.
Lin Yu: "Qimeng?"
Chen Qimeng: "Huh? Y-yes, I’m listening."
Lin Yu: "You said you wouldn’t run away, right?"
Chen Qimeng: "!!!"
First thing in the morning, and he was bringing that up again.
She couldn’t even face him properly.
After all this time, she still hadn’t sorted out her feelings.
What kind of relationship should they have? What role should she play in his life?
The only thing she knew for sure was that she didn’t mind getting closer to him.
"Just messing with you—why so serious?" Lin Yu chuckled.
"Sister Ruirui must’ve told you already—let’s head downstairs for breakfast!"
Chen Qimeng nodded.
"Mm, let’s eat first."
"Lin Yu, that outfit today… looks really good on you!"
Lin Yu grinned.
"Feels like you’re low-key complimenting yourself, huh?"
They locked eyes for a few seconds before bursting into laughter.
---
Once downstairs,
Lin Yu didn’t immediately sit down.
Instead, he went to the storage room to fetch a pair of slippers.
Not that he wanted to grab a pair of men’s slippers—
there just weren’t any!
As the only guy in the apartment (and with no male roommates allowed),
how many pairs could he possibly need?
The only spare slippers left were women’s.
After picking a pair,
Lin Yu walked to Shen Buyao’s door on the first floor and knocked.
Another day, another round of knocking on sect sisters’ doors.
"Lin Yu? Took you long enough—just a sec!" Shen Buyao’s voice came from inside.
But as soon as she finished speaking,
Lin Yu caught faint whispers from within.
Shen Buyao: "Hurry up, he’s here! Cover yourself and hide under the blanket!"
Shen Jiuyi: "You’re so childish."
Shen Buyao: "Boredom breeds mischief—just play along, will you?"
Shen Jiuyi: "I refuse to be part of your games."
Shen Buyao: "Then go sleep on the damn streets tonight!"
Lin Yu outside the door: "…"
Sigh.
Women who’ve never been in a relationship can be either pure or painfully clueless.
This whole "hiding someone in the room" act? Anyone with real dating experience would never pull this nonsense!
But since Shen Buyao was determined to be silly, Lin Yu—
Click!
The moment the door opened,
Lin Yu forcefully pushed his way in and immediately locked the door behind him.
"Ow!"
Before Shen Buyao could even deliver her rehearsed lines, Lin Yu had already pinned her against the wall.
Breathing heavily, he demanded:
"Buyao, why did it take you so long to open the door?"
"Is there another man in here? Why do you need men’s slippers?!"
[Ding!]
[Masterful performance—your domineering possessiveness delights your Dao Companion!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones.]
Shen Buyao rubbed her elbow, giving Lin Yu a weird look.
"Of course not! Ugh, I was just teasing you!"
"Seriously, why’d you take it so seriously?"
"There’s no one else in here!"
Lin Yu: "…"
Wow, what terrible acting.
No need to overdo it—he never took an acting class, but even he could tell this was forced.
She didn’t even bother cursing?
What happened to her character?
She’s totally breaking character here!
Well, since he’d already committed to humoring his ancient-relic of a sister, a professional actor like him had to see it through.
"I know there’s someone on the bed—tell them to come out!"
"Hey, you on the bed—got any guts?"
"Get the hell out here!"
"Stop hiding like a coward!"
Lin Yu pointed at the bed, launching into a full-blown, cuckolded-husband tirade.
Maybe the secondhand embarrassment was too much—
Shen Jiuyi twitched under the blanket.
At this point in the script,
it was about time for the betrayed lover to storm over and yank the covers off.
But Shen Buyao?
Zero reaction.
What kind of amateur was she?
At least pretend to stop him!
Left with no choice, Lin Yu glanced around the room.
He picked up a cardboard box—put it down.
Grabbed the trash can—put it down.
Finally, he seized the broom.
Finally, Shen Buyao snapped into action, blocking him.
"Wait, wait—no violence!"
"So what if I brought someone back? Why are you so worked up?"
Lin Yu continued his over-the-top outrage:
"Not coming out? Fine! Stay there forever, then!"
Right on cue,
the blanket was thrown back.
Shen Jiuyi sat up, exhaling in exasperation.
"Lin Yu… that’s enough."
"Even idiots deserve mercy. You’re overdoing it."
Lin Yu calmly replied, "Overdoing it? Oh. Okay."
Shen Buyao: "???"
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
